I met pantsonfire today. He came to get fuel on his way to St. Louis. I was sorta apprehensive about meeting someone from online, even more apprehensive about meeting someone from a nekkie site, but it was really cool and if at the very least i had bulletproof glass... and it was broad daylight at 10AMish... Heh... AMish. He was wearing his windfall SG hoodie...
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blueskyzebra:
Yeah lazy homestar runner bastards...I wnat my strong bad...without my strong bad...I'm nothing...-sob-
_risforrad:
I too am sorely missing the new Strong Bad email. I even resorted to listening to Marzipan's answering machine, just to 'try something new'... SO not the same
Well... manager left today... to Rhode Island. He made a statement before he left the station this morning. He gave his pager to me. I have a cell phone. "Take care of my station." Well, i'll certainly try, but i've never had so much responsibility at a job before. I know it's just a gas station and all, but i've been there since November. Longest...
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bryn:
IttyBitty:
sweet! i needed a new mantra. thanks babe! your Ramen sounds damn tasty. must try this new recipe.
ps. tell the Mauve Ninja that i hope his poor pinkie finger heals quite rapidly. this way, it wont stand in his way next time we spar.
sweet! i needed a new mantra. thanks babe! your Ramen sounds damn tasty. must try this new recipe.
ps. tell the Mauve Ninja that i hope his poor pinkie finger heals quite rapidly. this way, it wont stand in his way next time we spar.
desiderata:
i completely agree. yo la tengo was kind of a buzz kill. i love them, but they played such a loooong set. and i really only loved 1/3rd of it. i just wasn't feelin thier jazz covers.
plus they played after le tigre. seeing mellow bands live just
hasn't really done much for me lately.
good luck with the 4am. damn.
plus they played after le tigre. seeing mellow bands live just
hasn't really done much for me lately.
good luck with the 4am. damn.
If anyone wants to learn a deep, dark secret about me, read my comment to .slate's journal... well, except Slate... you've already been there... in case you get here late or i don't update, it's the one for the 20th. It's totally juicy.
Some ex-hippie last night read my palm, as he dongerously swayed and spit in my face in his drunken stupor....
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Some ex-hippie last night read my palm, as he dongerously swayed and spit in my face in his drunken stupor....
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bryn:
oh johnny? he wasnt so incognito. i told him to wear something that made me know it was him, and guess what? he wore a PINK ninja mask. what the fuck? yeah, so needless to say, i had to help dumbass out of a sticky situation, and he bought me a drink afterwards. no more pink for him.
nerdboy2345:
psychics, tarot readers, palm readers, astrologers, its all a bunch of hooey. i dont believe in destiny
Yeah, she's malformed and out of proportioned and all... say what you will of my kitty, she's still sexy.
Yeah, so i saved $15 using my Kroger Card at the store tonight, spent $35, and now have enough 2-for-$1 2-liter sodas to last... well, to last until my house winds up drinking them all. I love being thrifty. It's so satisfying.
Played the megamillions lotto...
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Yeah, so i saved $15 using my Kroger Card at the store tonight, spent $35, and now have enough 2-for-$1 2-liter sodas to last... well, to last until my house winds up drinking them all. I love being thrifty. It's so satisfying.
Played the megamillions lotto...
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desilou:
i love krogers i also got a megamillions lotto tickets... yay goodluck
desiderata:
did you seduce the mormons and lead them down the path of
debauchery?
(i guess all you really would have had to do was give them a coke)
debauchery?
(i guess all you really would have had to do was give them a coke)
Today was good overall, being a day off. But Today will be the last completely free day off before i have to sell my soul to the devil. Being second in line for management means that when my boss is gone for 10-12 days coming up (starting sunday) I have to get my ass to work at 4am, all 10-12 of those days in a...
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blueskyzebra:
Haha insanity is quite what it's cracked up to be...what with the psychotic delusions and all. I mean some of the shit I see scares me...and it's annoying when things start turning into food and making me all hungry....mmm ice cream...
slate:
...agreed...
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[Edited on Jun 19, 2003]
Oh, you know it when one of those punks saunter into the gas station. You know it. You can smell it on 'em. They can be tricky. Some of them walk into the store with a smoke in their hand, some of them have a ticket... but it's in the car... and they drive off. THIS one played my favorite game, defiant eye contact. my...
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kurtz:
i might be madison bound myself..... that damned t-slats got me all excited about it again.....
quest36833:
Yeah, I think im the same way, just opposite, now Im only looking out for myself....LOL
and as for your guess, no, but good movie, Pacino was amazing...LOL
Ill see how long it takes to get an answer, if I have to give more clues I will, so keep checking...LOL
Yeah, its a cheesy way to get people to read my entry isnt it...LOL
J
and as for your guess, no, but good movie, Pacino was amazing...LOL
Ill see how long it takes to get an answer, if I have to give more clues I will, so keep checking...LOL
Yeah, its a cheesy way to get people to read my entry isnt it...LOL
J
Today i slept a lot. Woke up a few times, but couldn't drag myself out of bed. Bed was just too comfy today. I used to date a guy who called what i had today WTBS: warm, toasty bed syndrome.
Jonny wrote "ANY" on the spacebar of the puter... so now we have an "any" key to press, should the need ever arise.
My roommates...
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Jonny wrote "ANY" on the spacebar of the puter... so now we have an "any" key to press, should the need ever arise.
My roommates...
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tunnelslats:
Yeah, I think I've been through Normal before, somehow. Not that I remember anything about it. If you ever make it up to the Windward City, you'll definitely have to join us for some hot bowling action!
slate:
mmm.... I always wondered what "baby asprin" tasted like, I read a book once where the crazy lady couldn't stop gorging herself on jars of baby asprin...
neat banana suprise, I love creative tokens....
neat banana suprise, I love creative tokens....
Assistant management, no matter who you are, no matter where you work, if you have to open a place at 5am (be there at 4), even if it IS once a week, should be paid more than $6.70 an hour. I am so taken for granted. Slings and arrows, etc.
I wish someone could say something to convince me that i don't need money.
I...
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I...
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blueskyzebra:
Sounds like one of my dreams...they're fun.
tunnelslats:
Well, you can't really have "extra" of something if you have none to begin with, can you? 
So, yeah... a couple years ago, during the winter, of all times of the year to go, i decided that i was moving to my family's cottage in northern Wisconsin. To a little nowhere place called Fifield, in the middle of the woods. I didn't want to go alone, so i brought Jonny Jester Jesus (who had not, at that point, been my boyfriend) and...
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yellokitty:
Jonny Here,
Hey everyone, dont forget only i am the true batman, i proved it one night in the good ol fi of field by painting a bat cowl on a paper bag and tieng my bed sheet to my neck and wearing nothing but my skives. I jump into the living room while we had guests there and bellowed in a bat like voive "I AM BATMAN" then i swished my cape and flew away into my room where i changed back into my mild mannered clothes. heh.... i love boredom, it makes you do things. funny things, if you guys ever wanna chat with me or ittybitty, you can get a hold of us on aim at my or her name DONTFRETTHEFAT no all in caps but you get it . peace im out.
Thanks,
JonnyJJ
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Hey everyone, dont forget only i am the true batman, i proved it one night in the good ol fi of field by painting a bat cowl on a paper bag and tieng my bed sheet to my neck and wearing nothing but my skives. I jump into the living room while we had guests there and bellowed in a bat like voive "I AM BATMAN" then i swished my cape and flew away into my room where i changed back into my mild mannered clothes. heh.... i love boredom, it makes you do things. funny things, if you guys ever wanna chat with me or ittybitty, you can get a hold of us on aim at my or her name DONTFRETTHEFAT no all in caps but you get it . peace im out.
Thanks,
JonnyJJ
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pantsonfire:
that's funny about saved by the bell......
the other day i ate at a cheesesteak place that had framed photos of the kid that played screech up on the wall, dustin diamond. I guess he eats there, so it must mean that screech lives here too.....
the other day i ate at a cheesesteak place that had framed photos of the kid that played screech up on the wall, dustin diamond. I guess he eats there, so it must mean that screech lives here too.....
Once upon a time, right outside of a town called Butte (that's pronounced, byoote, dork) in Montana, a bear wakes up after a loooong winter's nap. As he stretches and scratches and rolls out to bed, the bear thinks to himself, self, a beer sounds mighty fine right about now.
So, he lumbers to the edge of the woods and wanders into the beautiful town...
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jeremyh:
I didn't know there actually was a Normal, IL.
I try to keep my drinking to a minimum. Otherwise, I get fiesty. In addition, women like to take advantage of me... did you you know alchy lowers you inhibitions?
I try to keep my drinking to a minimum. Otherwise, I get fiesty. In addition, women like to take advantage of me... did you you know alchy lowers you inhibitions?
littledeadkid:
great story but whut happened to jonny in the drive thru??
