Local Humour In The Indecent Heat
I probably shouldn't laugh - mostly because I have daughters myself, for frag's sake, but even so I just witnessed my dose of humour for the week!
I took a walk to a nearby store for some bits... which, UNhumerously, was locked up with no signs stating it was closed. Too bad for them, since there was a line-up of cars for gas... and no one to run the pumps.
En route back home I witnessed a mini-van whip wildly into a driveway and a woman jump out, pulling behind her a young girl (seemingly) clad only in a towel.
That by itself was merely intriguing... but to overhear the woman (mother) tell her daughter, "...the NEXT time I catch you naked with a boy, he'd better at least be GOOD looking!" (the daughter, by the way, merely ran into the house in tears).
As I said, I probably shouldn't laugh, but holy hells!
...and at least the daughter was attractive, if looking a bit disheveled and distraught. And much too young
- thom / Wolfox
LJ version, including cinematiq
I probably shouldn't laugh - mostly because I have daughters myself, for frag's sake, but even so I just witnessed my dose of humour for the week!
I took a walk to a nearby store for some bits... which, UNhumerously, was locked up with no signs stating it was closed. Too bad for them, since there was a line-up of cars for gas... and no one to run the pumps.
En route back home I witnessed a mini-van whip wildly into a driveway and a woman jump out, pulling behind her a young girl (seemingly) clad only in a towel.
That by itself was merely intriguing... but to overhear the woman (mother) tell her daughter, "...the NEXT time I catch you naked with a boy, he'd better at least be GOOD looking!" (the daughter, by the way, merely ran into the house in tears).
As I said, I probably shouldn't laugh, but holy hells!
...and at least the daughter was attractive, if looking a bit disheveled and distraught. And much too young
- thom / Wolfox
LJ version, including cinematiq