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Roses are red

Outside is cold

Why all of a sudden

Am I so old?

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griffxx:
Awesome
wizard0:
Thanks @griffxx
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I introduced my step-mother to Search for the Holy Grail tonight. She laughed, but I don't think she quite "got" it. We'll have to see how she does with Life of Brian. Soooooooooooooo freaking funny!

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arsenic:
Exactly! :D Hehehe!
raindogdude:
Let's not bicker over who killed who, this is a happy time!
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@charmaine I'm not really that superstitious, and yet I am in so many little ways. I knock on wood, not because I believe it will stop a jinx, but .....just in case. If I'm on a winning streak, I don't mention it. On a winning streak, I will continue to do things exactly the same as I have been, believing that the change may jinx...
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almost_missed:
Wise words to live by actually
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I always get double stuff oreos. I break them apart and make quadruple stuff oreos. (and a cookie with no stuff)

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wizard0:
@ameline  Once I get something I like, I don't change it much.  I have 2 orders at KFC.  My chinese food is always pupu platter or sweet & sour chicken.  I'd try them if someone offered me one, but if I bought them, I'd buy the same old same old.
rosebud3:
Normal Oreos are awesome cause they are actually vegan! This my go to guilty pleasure snack when I can't find anything else indulgent for me to eat! :)
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My favorite fictional character would have to be Tom Sawyer. He was the young boy that every boy wants to be. Mischievous, well-meaning, adventurous, fun-loving, etc. He does things on the spur of the moment, with little thought of the consequences, and eventually things always work out for him. He's highly intelligent, but uses that to get out of responsibility, instead of excelling at school....
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wizard0:
@rosebud3 I loved the character of Huck Finn in the Tom Sawyer book, but didn't like his book as much as this one.  I didn't like Tom Sawyer Abroad or Tom Sawyer Detective as much either.  I still enjoyed all 3 books though.
rosebud3:
I appreciate both! Huck's character did change a bit. The Tom Sawyer book is more carefree and his story more innocent and playful than Huck Finn so I can see you point. I agree on the others, not nearly up to the level as the others but still enjoyable. 
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The only real hidden talent I can think of is actually slightly embarrassing, but great at parties, especially if you can't think of something to say. Not counting my propensity for making people laugh while they're drinking, always a good time! To understand this, you need to watch the movie Animal House. When D-day drives his motorcycle up the stairs and stops, he plays a...
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wizard0:
@charmaine
lunar:
Haha that's a really cool talent :)
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@charmaine My biggest accomplishment in my life would, without a doubt, be when I joined my fraternity. It changed the entire focus and direction of my life. It enabled me to help out with homeless shelters, blood drives, unicef, the red cross, the american cancer society, halloween haunted houses, special olympics, breast cancer awareness, battered women's shelters, animal shelters, food pantries, coloring contests for 2nd...
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bindi:
I have also had the pleasure of helping with a number of events like those you listed!  Feels good, doesn't it?  :)    
wizard0:
It does.  It gives you a great sense of community too.
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@charmaine My invention would be a device that temporarily shorts out other electronic devices. A point-and-click device. Whenever I'd see someone texting and driving, talking on their phone and driving, and obviously and dangerously not paying attention to their environment while operating such a device, I could help them out by turning it off for a time. Quite possibly saving their lives. I'd expect no...
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I got my Geekology and Suicide Girls Beauty Redefined books in the mail. The Geekology is incredibly awesome! I was surprised by how many of the models I was already following. The second book, I haven't gone through yet, but holy fucking heavy! It's going to be a good workout just looking through that one. I'm sure it'll all be worth it in the end...
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nanny:
I want to check it out
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Take a 10 pound bag of small russet potatoes. Wash thoroughly. Pre-heat oven to 450 degrees. Poke holes in the potatoes with a fork. (Learned that the hard way) Bake for 1 hour. Slice potatoes lengthwise down through the middle. Use a spoon to scrape out the insides into a bowl. I scrape as close to the skin as possible, because I don't care for...
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Garfield (my orange cat) brought in a tiny dead mole, undoubtedly to display his love for me. I tossed it outside in some high grass and flowers. Miss Kitty (his sister, my other cat) just brought in a dead mole that is suspiciously the same size as the other one. I think she recycled it.

blackenedwolfy:
Once my cat brought in a live baby squirrel and continued to play with it under our bed. If it wasn't 2am I may have been more receptive to his playtime. Darn cats
wizard0:
This morning it was a dead bird.  Usually they eat the birds.  I guess this was my share.
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In my life there have been two major influences on the person I've become (not counting parents or relatives). One was scoliosis, which I covered last blog, and the other is my Fraternity. Not a frat, a Fraternity. There's a world of difference. My first year of college, I commuted. I lived about 15 miles from the college, so it wasn't much of a hardship,...
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