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guess i won't be climbing mount halsin

Mar 26, 2024
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So I'm in my second playthrough of BG3. I'm the sassiest bard who ever set foot on the Sword Coast. I choose the sassiest dialog option, no matter what, so Jaheria and Astarion love me, but I've had my eye on Halsin for a minute, after Laezel just wore me out. The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Last night, we're getting ready for a long rest, and Halsin is like, "so listen, I want to get super serious because you're awesome" and I was like, "Okay, so I am SO TOTALLY DTF, but I'm not really looking for a relationship" and he says something a little flirty about how there could be something more there between us, so I flirt back about how I can't wait to hop on that big dumb druid and go for a ride ... and then Halsin is all :( :( :( you didn't have to be so mean to me about it. I'll never bring it up again. Okay goodnight I'm fine."

I felt so bad! I thought we were flirting, and we were on our way to getting ZERO sleep before we take down the Steel Watch in the morning, but I ended up talking to Withers, who was like, "Dude, you suck at romance and I can't help you."

Damn, Withers. You didn't have to be so mean about it. Now I know how Halsin felt.:( :( :(
johnnydiscard:
Did you try save scumming? Or did you maybe botch it before that interaction?
Mar 26, 2024
kungfury:
Be getting the physical copy of BG3 soon. Can’t wait to finally play it. I’m prefer physical media. #oldschool 😎🤘🏻
Mar 27, 2024

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