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Saturday Apr 07, 2007

Apr 7, 2007
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My wife pointed something out to me earlier this week: every single day, you'll encounter a monkey reference.

Now that you know about it, you'll see. Come back here and share, mmkay? No fair using this as your monkey reference, either. You have to encounter it unintentionally and naturally in the course of your day.

Okay go! ooo aaa
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tadkil:
My Nine year old says, "Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?"

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

'CAUSE IT WAS DEAD!

To correctly delivery this punch line you must have a giggle fit right after execution.

Apr 13, 2007
j24u:
Hey man, I just wanted to thank you for recommending Old Man's War in your journal. I finished it last night, and it was a great read. I wish every book I read moved that smoothly.
Apr 14, 2007

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