wheezy_e

Anybody have any tips on caring for a largemouth bass? If you work for the Dept. of Wildlife or Fish and Game (or whatever) this is a purely hypothetical question. Imagine someone were to purchase a largish fish-tank. And say this person were to buy a fishing liscense. Maybe he sticks himself with a hook, maybe not. Maybe he's a bit too curious why a bass would really want to eat a nightcrawler and now he has some dirt in his teeth. Maybe he thinks that "Winston Churchill" would be the perfect name for a pet bass, better than "Sporty Spice" at any rate. What would you tell a person like this to feed Winston Churchill if he lived in the desert where there are no nightcrawlers and he thinks that maybe the bait shop is starting to catch on....