I'd go with the work boots.....least amount of effort required. 
whatswrong said:
The Phillipines
you wouldn't believe how soft "those brown women" are. apparently, or atleast, according to Ritchie, their skin is as smooth as a baby's. I believe he was refering to their vaginas....but i didn't bother to ask. " I'd walk into bar and there would be these women alllllll around, each of them had a number. you'd go up to the bartender, lay out two dollars and tell him what number you wanted. after that, they were yours until 8 the next morning. i usually only had them for about 20 minutes and then i went and got another one. these girls were baaaaaad, you could set down a stack of coins 10 high ontop of your beer bottle, they'd bend down and pick them up with their pussy. then they'd drop them out, one at a time. that's how tight they were. i got this one girl, about 4 foot 9 inches, smmooooooth. i banged her out, rolled over and she started complaining about how her teeth hurt. i asked her how much it costs to get them fixed, she gave me the number and it equaled about 20 dollars. i said fuck, i'll give you that. i had her for the rest of the week."
i was in the phillipines last october. this shit is so true. i swear to god, every woman in the phillipines is a prostitute and every man is a pimp trying to sell you his woman.
and its so fucking cheap. 10 U.S. dollars is like 100 phillipino dollars.
good times, bro. good times.
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