wendy

ps. this is jadakiss. ever seen a dog cuter than him? didn't think so. jadakiss will be 4 on september 27th!

this happened a couple of years ago and i feel like it needs to be posted again. i'm bored at my parents in connecticut, we all know how boring connecticut gets, so i'm going through old blogs and laughing my ass off.

my bf and i made this song once. enjoy.

stripedphoenix: i will pee on your face
stripedphoenix: i will pee anyplace
stripedphoenix: i will pee on a chair
stripedphoenix: i will pee in the air
stripedphoenix: i will pee on the floor
stripedphoenix: i will pee on your door
stripedphoenix: i will pee everywhere
stripedphoenix: i will pee in your hair
Exstasia: i will pee in your shoe
Exstasia: i will pee in your food
Exstasia: i will pee on your arm
Exstasia: i will pee until i set off your car alarm
stripedphoenix: i will pee in your pants
stripedphoenix: i will pee on some ants
Exstasia: i will pee on your neck
Exstasia: i will pee on your deck
Exstasia: i will pee in your eye
Exstasia: i will pee to the sky!
stripedphoenix: i will pee on a goat
stripedphoenix: i will pee in your moat
Exstasia: i will pee down your throat
stripedphoenix: i will pee down your shirt
stripedphoenix: i will pee as i flirt
Exstasia: i will pee on your cheek
Exstasia: i will pee as you speak
stripedphoenix: i will pee on your teeth
stripedphoenix: i will pee
stripedphoenix: on some beef
Exstasia: i will pee in your ear
Exstasia: i will pee
Exstasia: and then CHEER
stripedphoenix: i will pee on your car
stripedphoenix: i will pee
stripedphoenix: near and far
Exstasia: i will pee on the ground
Exstasia: i will pee
Exstasia: and make sounds
stripedphoenix: i will pee on your computer
stripedphoenix: i will pee
stripedphoenix: on a commuter
Exstasia: i will pee on a train
Exstasia: i will pee in the rain
Exstasia: i will pee in your pocket
Exstasia: i will pee like a rocket
stripedphoenix: i will pee on a soldier
stripedphoenix: i will pee while i get older
stripedphoenix: i will pee on a bet
stripedphoenix: i will pee
stripedphoenix: on the internet
Exstasia: i will pee in your ber
Exstasia: beer
Exstasia: i will pee
Exstasia: you will fear
stripedphoenix: i will pee on instant messenger
stripedphoenix: i will pee on your girlfriend
stripedphoenix: then instant message her
i will pee on your head
i will pee on wonderbread

Exstasia: pumpkin spice
Exstasia: all day long
Exstasia: pumpkin spice
Exstasia: while i sing this song
stripedphoenix: pumpkin spice
stripedphoenix: you can't go wrong
stripedphoenix: oh pumpkin spice
stripedphoenix: for you i long
Exstasia: pumpkin spice
Exstasia: better than a bong
stripedphoenix: pumpkin spice
Exstasia: pumpkin spice
stripedphoenix: better than a dong
Exstasia: even in a sarong
stripedphoenix: pumpkin spice
stripedphoenix: even in a throng
stripedphoenix: or a thong
stripedphoenix: pumpkin spice
stripedphoenix: in my dog's kong
Exstasia: pumpkin spice
Exstasia: make me say
Exstasia: zong
stripedphoenix: pumpkin spice
stripedphoenix: eat with a tong
Exstasia: pumpkin spice
Exstasia: you can't go wrong
stripedphoenix: i did that one already
Exstasia: oh.

now i'm going to do a survey.

Five Things You May Not Know About My Time In School Are:

1. i missed one out of 5 days my last year of high school. most of those days i was probably stoned...actually, i was stoned the days i was there, too. i got a 32 on my ACTs though, bitches. i made out alright.
2. most of my courses senior year were AP courses. and i did them stoned.
3. i started college as a journalism major, switched to apparel merchandising, switched to criminal justice, and then settled down with psychology. i graduated with a degree in psychological and brain sciences
4. bloomington, indiana is a fucking AMAZING place and i would probably still be living there if I didn't move to Israel.
5. while living in indiana i ran an internet startup, worked at hot toipc, at an inpatient mental health center, and at the kinsey institute.

Five Things You May Not Know About the Job (Jobs) I Have (Or Had) Are:

1.i guess i just talked about that above. i have also worked at the gap and at arden b. THAT was fun.
2. i used to be a florist
3. for quite some time i cut glass and made picture frames. then they were sold for lots and lots of money at expensive picture/painting stores. i cut my hands often.
4. i worked in real estate for a few weeks and then quit when i realized how much it blows. it blows... a LOT.
5. i'm naked on the internet.

Five Things You May Not Know About What I Do In A Typical Day Are:

1. apply for lots of jobs
2. cook
3. obsessively clean my teeth. you know.. brush, floss, mouthwash.
4. check lots of websites obsessively. especially email.
5. try to take my dog for long walks and usually fail. he just likes to do his thing and come back inside. i don't blame him.

Five Things You May Not Know About My Online Life Are:

1. i was a member on SG for a while before i applied
2. i work for chacha, sometimes. i hate it. but i don't have a job.
3. i know i can always find what i want on ebay. sometimes on ebay when i don't win i email the seller and offer more money. i think that's against the rules.
4. i check people's away messages i don't even talk to anymore
5. i use the internet for lots of things... getting news, looking for/applying for jobs, finding recipes to make dinner

Five Things You May Not Know About My Home Life Are:

1. i live in jerusalem, in what technically is labeled as "occupied territory." on a clear day i can see Jordan from my street.
2.i feed feral kittens, and my neighbors don't like it.
3. i live with an incredibly loud call to prayer being played, 5 times a day, from the surrounding arab villages. it is LOUD. very loud.
4. most of my apartment is furnished by IKEA. everything is IKEA except for the dog and the man. and me, of course.
5. i would really love to live on a farm and not in a city. i hate cities.

Five Things You May Not Know About Where I Live Are:

1. israel is not as "different" as people assume that it is. i get asked about it all the time, how it is to live there, if it's scary, if it's hard. it is definitely a lot safer than a lot of places in the US. but i guess all of the security makes me feel BETTER. it doesn't make me feel unsafe. for the most part, israel is up to par with the US. in other ways, however, it is a third world country. it's an interesting mix and makes for some ... experiences. and it definitely has made me a LOT less materialistic. living outside of the US will do that to you. i care a lot less about crap like clothes and shoes and TV and who said what about who. a lot more about the simple things, you know, waking up next to the person i love. being happy with my man and my puppy.
2. we have winter! a lot of people think that because i live in the middle east that it's all hot all desert weather all the time. it snows in Jerusalem. it's pretty hilarious when it does, too. EVERYTHING stops. the roads are empty. and it snows like 2 inches. israelis are terrified of snow.
3. i can drive east to west across Israel in about 45 minutes.
4. i was conceived in Jerusalem. My parents lived in Israel in 1981-1982 because my dad was in school there. They were having no luck getting pregnant, and decided to adopt a child while they were living in Israel (the first time they told me this story, my dad started CRYING and stopped talking, so, i thought i was adopted. until he stopped crying and continued. it was awesome). Anyway, after deciding to adopt, they got pregnant, and it was with me. They moved back to the states a couple of months before I was born.
5. israelis are the worst drivers in the world. i think a lot contributes to it... stress, chutzpah (for those of you who know that word, it's basically a word invented just for Israelis that means like, obnoxiously audacious. I can't really define it. It doesn't exist in English. It's Israeli-specific), and just, everything being so fucking difficult that it takes an entire day to run 2 errands. that could drive anyone insane behind the wheel. traffic is awful and lines are incredible. i've definitely been near nervous-breakdown quite a few times while driving in jerusalem. Just recently when trying to merge into a turn lane and trying to get over a woman rolled down her window and said to me "i'm sorry beautiful, i haven't eaten since this morning, i have to get the fuck home" as she sped off. yeah.

Five Things You May Not Know That I Desperately Want Are:

1. a JOB. a job!
2. photoshop for my mac
3. admission to grad school. i just wish there was a grad school program for me in English, in Israel.
4. a farm and a big yard so that i can have lots of dogs
5. lots of dogs. i'd like an army of boxers. i'd also like more room in my apartment for books, a Wii, and a job. did i say that already?

Five Things You May Not Know That Are Really Important To Me Are:

1. the two lovely men in my life, the man and the jadadog.
2. family. my brother is my best friend.
3. israel. jerusalem.
4. music. reading about it, listening to it, learning about it, going to see it. i know a LOT about it. i love it. it's my life.
5. my hobbies that i don't really talk about ever. i write and i sing, always have, it's stuff that i never show anyone or never let anyone listen to. but it happens, all the time. and i love it.