Wednesday Jun 14, 2006

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Wait, does this site really think it's "redefining beauty," or is that just a way to lure in the "alternative" suckers?


Either way, fucking lame.


I mean, I came here for the naked punk rock chicks, not some complete bullshit social revolution.
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krrn:
Haha, this site is getting more and more retarded. There. I said it.

dude, Ukraine totally sucks ass! haha- they're getting owned.
unnecessaryz:
Seeing this for the first time was the last piece of evidence that I needed to know that the site is over. It was also all I needed to come up with several of my own parodies of the tag line, including "Redefining the inside of our pockets, one sucker at a time." Then I laughed while looking around and said "Right guys?! Right?" before realizing I was alone.

Thursday Jun 01, 2006

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You sayin' I ain't legit? Let's remember who gave who a tiny bottle of Cuervo and some damn sugar powder.
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mercie:
oh, and another thing:

Why did the blonde snort a packet of sweet & low?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Because she thought it was diet coke!



Ahhhhhh I love that one. heh.
penelopelee:

Friday May 19, 2006

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So, yeah, I gotta go to court next month, which is annoying. But I'm pretty confident I'll get off clean. Both misdemeanors, both basically unprovable. It's just annoying that I'll probably have to go to court twice for the whole thing. And my first court date is the Cyclones' opening night, which means I will likely be getting very drunk at the game.

Whatever.

Turned...
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marimoon:
hey cutie! i'm moving to nyc and i'm looking for some new friends...
i see you're going to court! i wish you luck, babe! wink
mercie:
meow. miao!! xo

Saturday May 13, 2006

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Tax Refund Day.


Woohoo.


Seventy-six bucks.




Drinks on me. whatever
legionnaire:
At least you don't owe $1000 to the government like yours truly.

Monday May 08, 2006

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I threw my back out, while - get this - sneezing.


I think this makes me officially OLD.
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misterusername:
I know you don't want to hear it, but the only way you can protect yourself from that shit is exercise and stretching. I was getting all the crazy neurological symptoms with numbness in my legs for a while. The chiropractor did a little good, but stretching and exercise made it go away.

Welcome to being old. smile
originalzombee:
thats pretty funny.


and by funny, i mean adorable

Saturday Apr 29, 2006

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You know what I really want?

I want Andy Kaufman to have really faked his death, but just come back 10 years later than he said, solely to fuck with everyone even more.


And, as long as I'm wishing, I'm wishing that he spent the last 20 years hiding out with Lenny Bruce.




Here I come to save the day, cocksucker.






P.S. Anyone who knows...
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jason:
maybe he's hanging out with sinjin at the pow camp.
akalucifer:
Nah dude... he's gone. The greatness that was Andy is no more. Did you see that movie? I loved it... but my favorite skit will always be mighty mouse on SNL.

Saturday Apr 22, 2006

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Live forever, or die trying.
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mercie:
hi. kiss
prophetnoise:
Hahaa, someone else who insists on saying birfday.

Thanks for the wishes.

You've seen the NES baseball '86 Series, right?

Saturday Apr 08, 2006

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What's your favorite song lyric at the moment?


Mine is Sweet Home Uber Alles.

For myriad reasons.



Also, continue to yell at Siren on the kitten tip.




edit: +infinity cool points to anyone that can place that lyiric. Siren not allowed to compete.
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prophetnoise:
shocked I hope Mr. Met is planning on being thrown at her head in that picture.
krrn:
Mine is "Go Get Yourself fomr Toilet paper cos your lyrics is butt."

Wednesday Apr 05, 2006

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Siren won't let me get a kitten. Go yell at her.
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mercie:
You need a kitten.

I told her it weas necessary. wink xo
akalucifer:
You have baseball now... the Mets need your love... get the kitten after baseball season.
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