Pudding, I'm not gay Donald Trump. We do these things with style and dignity. Can I freshen you?
You're liquoring me up to see if you can get me on this blanket and do Maximum Cuddles with you?!?!?
What?!?
That's the most that two men can possibly cuddle!! I know an ulterior motive when I see one, pal, I watch enough Law & Order to...
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You're liquoring me up to see if you can get me on this blanket and do Maximum Cuddles with you?!?!?
What?!?
That's the most that two men can possibly cuddle!! I know an ulterior motive when I see one, pal, I watch enough Law & Order to...
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penelopelee:
ps. can we please go back to being bff now? i missed it too much.
legionnaire:
Did we go 4-1 and last night? That would be nice if we were still in 1st.
Shouldn't you be sitting somewhere wishing you could have a baby seat in front of Kate Winslet?
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freyja__:
i'm not sure. i feel like i'm missing a vital piece of information.
verandi:
RAISE THE BLIND, FOOL.
The next stop is Big Bird's house.
The next stop is my face.
The next stop is my face.
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toothpick:
Fuck Yeah we are!
penelopelee:
i 5otoally bookmarked that shit. WHAT TEH FUCK?!
Listen:
This past weekend disguised itself as a pain in my ass, only to reveal a true visage that helped a bit to reaffirm my faith in myself.
After working a Friday night shift that exceeded my fiduciary expectations with regards to the persistent drizzle that stamped itself upon that early June evening and extended its welcome well into the wee hours of the succedent...
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This past weekend disguised itself as a pain in my ass, only to reveal a true visage that helped a bit to reaffirm my faith in myself.
After working a Friday night shift that exceeded my fiduciary expectations with regards to the persistent drizzle that stamped itself upon that early June evening and extended its welcome well into the wee hours of the succedent...
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broadwaybee:
Dan needs penis time, invite him next time.
mercie:
epic showdown. heh.
I'm so bored right now.
I'm glad you had a good day.
xoxo
I'm so bored right now.
I'm glad you had a good day.
xoxo
So it's 1 a.m., nearly everyone is asleep in my house but myself, and I try to catch up on Sportscenter as nobody is in the living room, or even on the first floor at all. As I'm about halfway through, one of my roommates comes down, in her pajamas, and proceeds to hike her large, revolting foot up onto the coffee table and slather...
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nimhly:
start masturbating, that'd probably make her leave.
seth0067:
So I expect to see you man, Do you work at a conveniant place for wireless inernet still or would that be too much of a cooincidence?
My back is fucked up. I think from sleeping strangely. All I know is that it hurts to move anything, and these giant prescription ibuprofens are barely making a dent.
I'm considering going to AA. I just found out that an ex of mine has been going for about a year and it's really helped her.
I'm mostly concerned that everyone will realize how excrutiatingly...
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I'm considering going to AA. I just found out that an ex of mine has been going for about a year and it's really helped her.
I'm mostly concerned that everyone will realize how excrutiatingly...
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stormy:
i know its ridiculous. its a constant battle with my bowels. ill stick the damn thing up here and sit.... and then cross my legs.... clench my ass cheeks. try to will myself to wait a few more minutes because being sick to my stomach sucks.... but the next thing i know on the toliet.
helper:
I am an...acquaintance...of bill --nothing serious but ambivalent like you. Like you I am afraid of reverting from a napoleon to a triscuit. Been in this position a few times. somehow kept my sanity throughout. I feel the voices need to be dealt with pretty soon amid current circumstances.
Don't know if you've read flowers for algernon by d. keyes, or awakenings by o. sachs --or seen their respective movies (charlie or awakenings). Worst case scenario: the fly.
Don't know if you've read flowers for algernon by d. keyes, or awakenings by o. sachs --or seen their respective movies (charlie or awakenings). Worst case scenario: the fly.
Okay, so I promised some major updates, and I always come through on my promises, right? Anyone who knows me knows the answer to that. (Hint: it's not "yes")
- New computer, as mentioned before. I've entered the world of Mac, albeit the world of Mac 2001, with this weird little iMac thing. Oh well, it get's the job done so far, I just have...
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- New computer, as mentioned before. I've entered the world of Mac, albeit the world of Mac 2001, with this weird little iMac thing. Oh well, it get's the job done so far, I just have...
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mercie:
oh i heart you. wait, there I go again, right? 
I like the verses you left me, those are spiffy. I saw my partner in crime tonight for coffee. It's amazing how things change just after not seeing someone for awhile. It was... odd.
♥
I like the verses you left me, those are spiffy. I saw my partner in crime tonight for coffee. It's amazing how things change just after not seeing someone for awhile. It was... odd.
♥
mercie:
things changing sucks sometimes.
I'm bad at letting things change.
"Cause it's too important,
To stay the way it's been."
That's how I feel half the time. God I'm so emo, I adore Death Cab For Cutie.
I need to make a trip up there soon. How's 4th of July shaping up? I hear the party for the 4th up there is spectacular....
I'm bad at letting things change.
"Cause it's too important,
To stay the way it's been."
That's how I feel half the time. God I'm so emo, I adore Death Cab For Cutie.
I need to make a trip up there soon. How's 4th of July shaping up? I hear the party for the 4th up there is spectacular....
I now have a computer. It's an iMac, and it's kind of lame, but it gets the job done, albeit somewhat slowly.
I'll write bunches more in the morning when I'm not covered in the stench of work and not falling-down exhausted. There is much to be covered, and I know you've all been waiting on tenterhooks to hear it.
I'll write bunches more in the morning when I'm not covered in the stench of work and not falling-down exhausted. There is much to be covered, and I know you've all been waiting on tenterhooks to hear it.
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holliday:
Actually...I HAVE been waiting on tenderhooks for news from the city...oh...and you too...
Hey, just a quick check-in to say I'm not dead.
I miss you guys.
gimme some love.
I miss you guys.
gimme some love.
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legionnaire:
New season starts next week, right? Do you still have a slot open for the Tuesday team?
mercie:
much love to you. but of course. you're awesome. 
Hey, I know I'm super lax in updating and posting in everybody's journals about how much I love/lust after/want to punch in the face/etc. all of you, but there's a fantabulous reason for it all, and that is that I don't have a computer. So here I sit in my school library, even though it's spring break, just so I can grace you all with...
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mistakesmade:
meeeeeeemories....
penelopelee:
speaking of memories, remember when we both independently planned our class schedules around pokemon? or the day we admitted to one another that that show made us cry? AHH! the baby lapras!
It has been nearly two years since the last time I had sex in a bar bathroom.
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siv:
Yeah, i was going to feel bad for you until i realized that i never have.
penelopelee:
seeing you is nice, jerk.
I'm here instead of studying for the exam I have in...just under 5 hours. For which I have neither been to class once since the last exam, nor so much as opened the text once since the last exam. This should be...interesting.
I just filed my taxes online and I'm getting a total of over $700 back, provided I did everything correctly. Now, if only...
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I just filed my taxes online and I'm getting a total of over $700 back, provided I did everything correctly. Now, if only...
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penelopelee:
700$?! holy shit. i OWED money because my parents decided to claim me this year.
stellartrane:
hmm.. you sound fucked on the test front. Usually you can cram, but only if you attended class and have a hint of what might be on the exam. You better use plan B and find the nearest hottie with good notes.