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So today, after many months with a sharp stick in my eye I decided to pull it out.

Man did that ever hurt.

I wish I could have lived happily ever after with my sharp stick, but the stick didn't belong to me and I had to give it back.
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So recently I began hanging out with a sharp stick. I went everywhere with that stick. We watched movies, went shopping, drank with friends. It truly was the best of times. Me and my sharp stick.

This has continued on for just over a year now. Me and my sharp stick. Always together. Well the other day (yesterday), my sharp stick and I decided that...
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casper:
I like your story, but I'm trying to figure out how many different meanings it has.
mylene:
Thank you for kind words! =)
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So I got stood up for diner this evening. That's the punchline of my story so I'm going to have to go back to the start.

So there I was hunkering down to work late, searching on the Internet, firing off emails etc. and a friend sends me an email and says "hey I need a beer". I like beer and needed food...
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mylene:


Thank you for good wishes!
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Went to a show at a cool bar last night. It was pretty fun. The violinist for the main act played with the other two bands. She had one of those....

Sorry a parade of hipsters just went by. They were singing and dancing and playing musical instruments. There was about 30-40 of them. Sweet. I love the hipster kids. I think I was born...
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lee:
Eww, you ate a worm tongue
walrasian:
Half your commenters probably did the same, they just won't admit it.