So recently I began hanging out with a sharp stick. I went everywhere with that stick. We watched movies, went shopping, drank with friends. It truly was the best of times. Me and my sharp stick.
This has continued on for just over a year now. Me and my sharp stick. Always together. Well the other day (yesterday), my sharp stick and I decided that we should be more than a man and his sharp stick. So I took my sharp stick and shoved it into my eye. At first it felt great, like that sharp stick was always meant to be there beside me...errrr... in my eye. In fact it felt like it had always been there. Best 24 hours of my life I would say. That is until around an hour ago when the reality hit me that my sharp stick is married and her husband comes home tonight. Now it just feels like I have a sharp stick in my eye.
True story
This has continued on for just over a year now. Me and my sharp stick. Always together. Well the other day (yesterday), my sharp stick and I decided that we should be more than a man and his sharp stick. So I took my sharp stick and shoved it into my eye. At first it felt great, like that sharp stick was always meant to be there beside me...errrr... in my eye. In fact it felt like it had always been there. Best 24 hours of my life I would say. That is until around an hour ago when the reality hit me that my sharp stick is married and her husband comes home tonight. Now it just feels like I have a sharp stick in my eye.
True story
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casper:
I like your story, but I'm trying to figure out how many different meanings it has.
mylene:
Thank you for kind words! =)