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You missed a great irish meet. You TOTALLY should have come. Next time....

You woke up and your leg was locked, and you tore a ligament. THAT does not sound fun.In fact it sounds bloody horrific. Was it awful?

My friend fell over a barstool, drunkenly. Landed flat on his face. Bless him. He is a proper monkey.

Get that holiday request in sharpish. It'll be fun. I do like meeting new people. Especially nice new people.

How was your weekend anyway?

Hello

Skating in the carpark, you hooligan. Sounds fun though. How do you manage to stay on the thing though? No, seriously. And with the going, and the staying upright. Phew, it's all a bit much for my liking. You should do a video blog of you teaching morons like me to skate. Hells, i just like watching video blogs.

I'd love to have seen you walk into a lamppost while waving at someone, all while trying to look cool. Awww bless. I fell off the treadmill in the gym the other night, and most normal folk would be embarrassed, i started breaking my ass laughing. The other ladies there were very unimpressed. Fuck them, it was hilarious, i fell off backwards and everything. I am clumsy. I like my clumse though. I'm always covered in bruises too. Oh well.

Awww, that was a really nice thing to say. Thank you. I don't understand the internet. Cuz boys in real life would never say something like that. Well, not to me at least. How could you not have eyes only for Mark. He seems like a proper dashing young man. I actually like him. Have to say, i've met some awful donkey's off the internet, but him and firemonkey seem like sound blokes. You lot should all come to Ireland. We're even having an sg ireland meet, you should all come over. It's only a small flight to Dublin, AND you could show me how to skateboard. How can you say no. How, to the stranger lady who's just asked you to visit a whole other country. Hmmm.. when will i learn to think before i type?

I'm going to go for a drive now, to the beach. I'm very excited. I love the beach. I'm gonna get a hot water bottle, and sit on the beach, and have some Daisy time. Score. I wish they sold tea on the beach at night, that'd be perfect.

Take care you.

Brown paper, white paper, stick it together with the tape, the tape of love, the sticky stuff.