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The internet is a giant cow. you all suckle her udders,

I was asked to write an article for a friend whos doing a fanzine for the London fanzine convention. The idea was to write a letter to a hero. here's mine, enjoy:

Dear Mr Descartes,

Or Rene, if I may address you as such, and I'll assume I may considering we
can both, most probably, agree you are certainly dead.

Your death, Old Chum, is...
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Gangstarr was one of the bands that grabbed my heart and imagination.

R.I.P. GURU you made me want to rhyme. First verse I ever recorded was to a Gangstarr beat.

By the time I get videos my style seems to have moved on. This was a little gig in Soho. Hope you're all good. I'm working hard with the day job and my night hobby. Trying not to smoke cigarettes. Had my first paid gig about a week ago. I used it to buy squee and myself Kinder eggs. She knows I'm a gold mine.

Will Hodgson



I've ordered his dvd for 10 from here.

One day I will see these guys and get my drink on. I'll aim for seeing them in NYC.

Applied to do Eddy for a two week run. Shows called "Universe Shaped Colouring Book". Its about the universe, Yeah, keep it simple.

Spent today writing my radio script. Seeing this guy helped me envisage it more:



For me The best comedy show of 09. Kitson...
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Life continues to hurtle onwards, by day I'm doing picture editing and design work for BSkyB, by night its gigs or chilling with the lady. I need to see my friends, who I'm now terming 'outsiders', but its hard when committing a whole evening can jeopardize practice.

I had an epiphany Last week where I thought 'fuck it' i'm going to ditch the script and...
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