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Sunday Jun 01, 2008

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Today i'm feeling for someone close. xxx. so I've been very silly and its helped keep me smiling.

Now some may say faking an orgasm at an eight year old landing one of his first kick flips is inappropriate behavior, but his mum didn't seem to mind.

The more astute of you may have surmised from that statement that i went skating, and yes Team Lidl did assemble. I drove us to the local park for two hours of hardcore sketchy skating you wouldn't really want to show anyone. It's how we roll, literally, deal with it, It's a movement. A jerky wobbly movement, but yeah.

On a serious note speed has improved my style, i got some bigger airs, some pops over the box, and generally scared/made people laugh with my falling. i think its that i laugh as i do it. Its something i'm proud off in a weird way. I'm all about fun. lifes too short to not realise we have to grab every second. lets do it well.

I think i just turned skating into an analogy again which is becoming a really anoying bad habit of mine. i can see my self with a child now:

"yes josh, sometimes life is a clean roll away and sometimes your wheels snag and you fall face first, but you have to just get up and keep pushing. Mummy may be dead but you've almost got your 360 flips."

BUT I hate Scooters. ITS NOT A TRICK IF YOU HAVE ONE FOOT ON THE GROUND... its a FUCKING FIDDLE.

Also if you cant understand the principle "what goes up must come down" and decide to stand at the very bottom of a 8 foot ramp as i go up it i will body check you half way across the fucking floor. AHHHHH. sorry. I love kids, but not being on them.

oh well, no injurys, alex didn't scratch the now finished ink, which is lovely, and now i smell like a real man.


shower time. pm me for soapy photos or just get them off mark.
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daisy:
How can happy eurovision songs make you sad??? That makes no sense. A good old eurovison tat fest cheers everyone up. YOu must be all sorts of confused.

Cocktails and tartan shoes are the best combination going. It's a good one, i'm a fan anyway.

I've a blister on teh tip of my tongue. It's nice to share these things.

You feeling well so?
Jun 4, 2008
daisy:
Fairy land happy? You clearly don't know what you're talking about. You can be drunk punk happy the rest of the year, the eurovision night is the one night of the year to get all tackeid up, and be all nationalistic, and proud. And this clearly involves getting drunk, and shouting slurs at your telly. Me and Terry Wogan have so much in common.

Your new skating mates sound wicked cool? Some day maybe you could be that cool. I mean, i highly doubt it, but y'know, it's nice to give you hope, even if it is false hope.

I'm quite jealous that you can skate. I'd like to learn. Or be shown i guess, there's lots of things i don't understand about it. And all the kids in my city who skate are like 15, i don't think i can ask them. They'd laugh at me. And i'd cry....

You should record a video blog of you skating. Oh i'm so sold on that idea,

Right. I'll stop blipping now.
Jun 4, 2008

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