Dahlia went poopoo in the potty!!!!
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you ever wake up in the middle of the night...trudge off into the kitchen for a late night snack...and all of a sudden, the room gets icy-cold, the hairs stand up on the back of your neck, and you see a dark, shadowy figure move in your peripheral vision....you ghasp and whirl around, fearing for your very soul....only to realize its just a hot naked...
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ccfoo:
Hehe...I really hope you don't have her puke on you while saying "Your mother sews socks that smell!"
And that sucks you missed LC at Ozzfest! I am so stoked about going next month!
And that sucks you missed LC at Ozzfest! I am so stoked about going next month!
eyesofatragedy:
i agree with stubertmcfly, the red panties mean NO FEAR!
I've seen countless live performances in my day, spanning a tremendously broad pallet of musical genres....everything from Tom Waits...to Luciano Pavarotti...to Jewel...to the Metropolitan Opera and the London Philharmonic...to The Rolling Stones...to Ottmar Liebert...Kiss...Phish...the Allman Brothers and the Greatful Dead...we'd be here all day if I went on....but my point is, that even after having seen and heard all of this.....when it comes to live...
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metaleric:
Man, I want to go to Ozz-fest. 
mrzablowdowski:
lost your soul...hahaha
The smoked chicken and Chipotle pizza with a pale ale at the town brew pub. Look up and Pekingese pup with a blue ribbon. Look close and it's Kelly Osbourne. So cute.
The smoked chicken and Chipotle pizza with a pale ale at the town brew pub. Look up and Pekingese pup with a blue ribbon. Look close and it's Kelly Osbourne. So cute.
...she held my hand as we walked through the garden...stopping every few steps to smell the jasmine...the lemon flowers...the broad palette of roses. She looked up and closed her eyes, to feel the sun through her skin...the warm breeze through her soft curls of hair, and she smiled. I smiled too, for it seems these days, that her smile is behind all of mine. She...
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siv:
Round trip ticket to Vimmy's Pleasure Garden being out, i'll take 20 bucks and a cross-country toast, Or just some nice buttered toast.
al:
I meant to tell you: you look GREAT in that shirt.
I really am sorry we didn't have an official Team Awesome Hyperfan shirt in your size. And my god, I hope you go by Matt.
I really am sorry we didn't have an official Team Awesome Hyperfan shirt in your size. And my god, I hope you go by Matt.
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richrooster:
Hey gay. I mean Guy.
Wish me a happy birthday, and wish Julie some kind of love in her pitch black ice cold fuckin heart.
Sorry, I didn't see my kids today.
Hope all is well with you. Tell Eric I'm workin' on his deal.
All love,
Jonny
Wish me a happy birthday, and wish Julie some kind of love in her pitch black ice cold fuckin heart.
Sorry, I didn't see my kids today.
Hope all is well with you. Tell Eric I'm workin' on his deal.
All love,
Jonny
mrzablowdowski:
You truly are a Renaissance Man.
On the internet, there is a plan.
With this, to scratch and sniff.
On the internet, there is a plan.
With this, to scratch and sniff.
secret spice prepared, as so am i
i feel a quiver, in my thigh
my spice warmed hands, touch cold, pink meat
orgasmic trembles, nose to feet
the pink massaged, and rubbed to brown
the oven heats with creaking sound
is it hot in here, or is that just you
my sweet little succulent, porky-poo
7 hours i wait, for my soul to be fed...
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i feel a quiver, in my thigh
my spice warmed hands, touch cold, pink meat
orgasmic trembles, nose to feet
the pink massaged, and rubbed to brown
the oven heats with creaking sound
is it hot in here, or is that just you
my sweet little succulent, porky-poo
7 hours i wait, for my soul to be fed...
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user209834982:
eww. 
eww. 
azrael_abyss:
I just wanted to tell you my accomplishment incase you don't read my journal. I did 35 minutes on the treadmill at a 8.5 incline the whole entire time!!! sorry, I'm thrilled and I have the feeling you'll be the only one to appreciate it 
fresh heirloom tomato and lemon-basil bruschetta...grilled eggplant caponata...jalapeno prawn ceviche...insalata caprese with arugula and balsalmic reduction...2001 Grittermatte Riesling...2002 Roshambo Chardonnay...2003 Mulderbosch Suvignon Blanc...Tamara...Kathleen...Theresa...Maggie... and for dessert...Carrie-Lynn...
dear sweet Jesus, thank you for Summer.
dear sweet Jesus, thank you for Summer.
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scopitone6248:
I'm back! I'm alive! It's cool. Now where are the sexy ladies?
stubertmcfly:
yummy
I would have been here on time this morning, with plenty of opportunity to write a nice, long, thoughtful journal entry....but I had poo problems. No pun intended, but will somebody please slap the shit outta me, the next time i say "uhh yeah, i'll have...ummm...two super carne asada burritos please....ooh and can i get those with double meat??....super, thanks."
*wipin' with icecream*
*wipin' with icecream*
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nimhly:
In the bedroom listening to the girls
who saw you in the club-And they want you baby!
Can?t blame them, kinda feel the same
It?s about to be a game and I?ve got to win it!
Wanna know you
Before they do
And I got a little place we can go to
And you can show me some of your tattoos
i have no idea where i was going with that.
who saw you in the club-And they want you baby!
Can?t blame them, kinda feel the same
It?s about to be a game and I?ve got to win it!
Wanna know you
Before they do
And I got a little place we can go to
And you can show me some of your tattoos
i have no idea where i was going with that.
never burn your bridges....you'll almost always need to cross them again.
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sinistarr:
but of course i've checked them out. i've seen deadboy play in houston. and i just so happen to own the agents cd! 
ooohh..and i've got goatwhore, with sammy and what not. 
ooohh..and i've got goatwhore, with sammy and what not. 
reacher:
Wow, I wouldn't have guessed this story's end from its beginning.
did i ever tell you guys that i took ballet at age six?......just for the chicks.
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quinn:
ballet is the fuckin hottest thing ever.
my boy will never go. i swear its a wierd fetish thing i have.
ballet gets me hornier than anything ever.
my boy will never go. i swear its a wierd fetish thing i have.
ballet gets me hornier than anything ever.
siv:
vim-vims, you totally baleeted me! or maybe that was like the renewal of our vows?
im still waiting for mine to do that...