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what could it be, that gorgeous smell?
my nose, it knows, it rings a bell.
so sweet and smokey on the breeze.
i start to tremble, nose to knees.
i'm getting close, i'm getting hotter.
my mouth it now, begins to water.
a tickling-tickle, in my groin.
i've just fallen in love with pork loin.


hot-diggity i love BBQ season!!!
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mrzablowdowski:
taste and style, you' re exemplary
comentary left is complimentary
a sweet lyric we all count on
you got the grey poupon
scatmonkey:
Yeah. That can happen. If you've been doin' supersets you should be well prepared. Going in to those without a few weeks of supers under your belt is recipe for disaster. As personal experience has dicated.
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so, i switched from tighty-whiteys to boxers way back in junior high, for fear that the tighties might be impeding the exponential growth of my weenis....but now that its too late, i'm thinkin i might switch back....they just come in so many cute colors nowadays.

i miss those days...dancin' around the room in my off-white-under-the-butt-nut-hut....all lip synchin' quiet riot in the mirror...tough as nails, that...
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sakita:
boxer briefs are the greatest.
no man looks bad in those.
every man looks like hunk material. i highly suggest them!

how are you? is it summery there yet? the sun didn't go down until 11:00 last night, I love summer here. (though the temp isnt so high).

er:
so.
i'm going to learn virginia opera's 2004-05 season so if i really do move there in the fall, i'll be ready to help out if necessary. i hear they are often looking for more pianists...

turandot
tristan und isolde
the merry widow (in english)
faust

i've got scores and CDs for the first 2, and a pencil. and it's time to admit that wagner is fucking gorgeous, you're right. i have avoided him thus far, but just the prelude to act 1 of tristan makes me want to cry. and all i've done is looked at it on the page (played through it a little), never heard it with orchestra.

at the juilliard bookstore there is a HUGE opera cd sale right now--basically any opera, with good people, for less than $15 (less than $25 for the 4-CD operas)...

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don't you hate it when you go sniff the butt of some underwear to see if they're clean...and then as you gag, and your eyes start to water, you reel back reflexively and crack your head on the wall??.....


well don't worry, you're not alone.

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rojo:
good to know i'm not the only one.
now to attend to this concussion.
sweetbuns:
shirt potatoes huh blush
Thanks for your comment kiss
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note to self: in the future, please refrain from using extra coarse kosher salt for your saline nasal washes.

eeek
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sethy:
I'd thought Vimian the Simian swam across the sea and left the site.
rojo:
yowza! you'd think that would have gone without saying. wink live and learn.
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Ahhh...its so nice to finally be back...away from all those damn gorgeous models...pretentious 5 star restaurants...those ludicrous Madison Avenue shops...dirty street corner hotdogs...Kosher delis...Central Park in the Spring, my Elisa & Karina...and those whacky folks who pronounce coffee: Quaffee....

what am i, freakin' high on the weed?!?!?!....fuck-a-duck yo i'm goin' back next month!!!!!!

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_luke:
I'm around...just not very up on my journal.

sounds like you had a rotten time in NY...what a bummer wink

metaleric:
Damn dude. Take me with you next month. Please?
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dinner for 4 at Jean-Georges....$1000

Prada handbag for Carrie-Lynn....$1225

2 box seat tix for the last half of Wagner's Ring Cycle at the Met...$3000

midnight dinner and martinis for 6 at Cafe des Artistes....$1500

Roadster Chronograph from Cartier....$5800

tix for the Met, MOMA, Guggenheim, Whitney, and the Frick...$120

10 New York stylee hotdogs....$20

3 "I heart NY" t-shirts....$15

a RedBull and a sammich for the...
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metaleric:
Ha! She's still in the tank. She died yesterday evening, so she's stiff. Not good eatin' anymore.
al:
Menin aeide thea Peleiadeo Achi... AL

Eh, the first line is all I know, but man, I can sing it like a champ.

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I was reminded yesterday, of my old friend and highschool roommate, Mark. He used to sun-dry his Copenhagen. Then, he would re-moisten it with Gentleman Jack, and grind up a small piece of brown beer bottle glass and sprinkle it in with the dip....He also used to catch any moths that were flyin around, bring them back to our room, and tack them to the...
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citrus:
i missed you today, too.

happy friday.
don't forget to tell me about it!

wink
theoriginalsin:
That's wacky.

Have fun in New York!
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so on the island of dominica, there is a little cafe on portsmouth beach called the purple turtle. you can sit there curling your toes in the still-warm sand, drinking piton beer with a plate of spicy mountain chicken legs and watch the caribbean sun go down. the beach is littered with forgotten shipwrecks from long lost years of west indian hurricanes, their silhouettes now...
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citrus:
i think that now the jealous part is outweighing the missing you!

wink

kiss
_luke:
you sukka!


Why do I always get jealous when I read your journal...



Damn you!


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so dude...i SWEAR... i wasn't crying during Legally Blonde 2...it was my ALLERGIES!!!!!

anyhoo, after all this Afrin, Nasacort, and saline rinsing...will you still love me with a prosthetic, snap-on nose??

confused
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holymackerel:
um i didn't cry at the wedding singer either
i sat on my balls.
ouch
take it easy dude

nimhly:
well.....i don't know. i only love your for your devishly good looks and rapier wit charm, and if half the equation is simply a prosthetic...i don't know.

you'll have to work for this one. kiss
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there are women who exude sex through their pores...a vapor trail...like heat off an arizona freeway...

anyways, i like those kind.
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citrus:
love kiss

smile mad
mrzablowdowski:
*Burns rubber.*
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ooo aaa

Dahlia Jean the jungle queen, lived deep in the heart of the Congo.
She danced with Monkeys all day long, and loved to play her bongo.
Her castle was a big ol' Baobab tree, that grew tons of little pink flowers,
Stretched out on her favorite baobab branch, she'd read jungle books for
hours.
She'd ride her pal Laura the Lyon, across the way to...
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theoriginalsin:
You slut! wink

Oh and Happy Birthday!
bort79:
happy b-day!
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A plate of Pau Picos de Espana and Ribafria goat cheeses...San Simon and a bit of Manchego also...a warm, fresh, crusty baguette...a bottle of 2002 Alexander Valley Sin Zin...my Meade 10" LX200GPS-SMT Schmidt-Cassegrain Telescope...and me, watching Venus, as if I could reach up and touch her....I love the sky this time of year.

astro-geek to some...astro-chic to others.
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girlordinary:
Come rescue me. I'll just devote my life to keeping thing tidy and neat around your home and I'll be like a little kitten.
theoriginalsin:
Stop you're making me hungry!