Thursday Sep 15, 2005

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Today at Popeye's Chicken, there was a poorly made up tranny in line behind me, and a cop in line behind her. As I was leaving, the tranny turned around and grabbed the cop's junk, seemingly with no provocation. I consider this to be a near textbook example of poor decision making. Believe me, it did not end well for Miss Thing.

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adjunct:
That's Officer Thing to you, miss.
shad:
Ha!

I want to hear inside her head. I could stand here and not move. I could stand here and not move, I could stand here and...don't panic, don't...panic. Focus. Just order your McMembrane and get out. Order and...focus. What was I doing? I was..I was going to. Uh. I wonder if that cop has all his balls. Hm. Let's find out.

Tuesday Sep 13, 2005

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mistersatan:
No, it's canned air. I was trying to get some dust off the camera lens and I thought, "Hey, that might be neat."

Thanks, btw. smile
felicia_____:
I like the eyeball hat! I'd also like to see one with the eyeballs less orderly, though: more randomly strewn eyeballs, perhaps.

I remembered too that I want to buy an ear hat, but I forgot all the details. I'll send you an email saying pretty much just that and hope that works. smile

Friday Sep 09, 2005

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My car is in the shop, and so my dad was nice enough to lend me his. Consequently, I discovered I still know all the words to the song "Round and Round", by Ratt.

Thanks Dad, for both the use of your car and my awesome childhood.

In other news, I can't stop writing on the second book. Not that I have a whole lot...
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felicia_____:
Quit that day job! Day jobs are boring. Book-writing is more fun.
moongirl:
woohoo!!

Wednesday Sep 07, 2005

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I was up at 4:15 yesterday, and I worked until 10 pm. Around 8:30 pm, I told one of my coworkers he smelled like vingles. When he called me on it, I had to admit I had no idea what I meant by "vingles", but that it seemed vaguely pleasant to me.

That's how tired I was.

Tuesday Sep 06, 2005

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Another federal holiday gone, another trip to the airport. I hate these days.
unravled:
frown
mistersatan:
God, I don't miss those days. I'm sorry.

Saturday Sep 03, 2005

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Apparently my boyfriend's super power is that he can summon Bon Jovi. That'll be useful come Armageddon.
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lemonkid:
I accidentally began quoting a Bon Jovi song the other day. Sometimes I hate my memory.
moongirl:
hmmm....bon jovi you say?

jon bon jovi is hot

Thursday Sep 01, 2005

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I now own a DVD player. I guess I'm going to have to admit it's the 21st century sometime. Though to be honest, the only reason I have a DVD player (and an answering machine and a cordless phone) is because my boyfriend bought them for me. It'll probably be at least five more years before I get high speed internet, a cell phone, voicemail,...
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Saturday Aug 27, 2005

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lilviciousone:
I can't wait to see those buttons on a hat!! smile
unravled:
Yay! I'm so excited for you!

Also, I had to tell you I just made prosciutto and fresh mozzarella with basil and balsamic vinegar panini for dinner, with pound cake, Nutella, and strawberry panini for dessert. Dessert was better than sex. I may sleep next to the panini grill tonight.

Thursday Aug 25, 2005

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Today I saw a city bus teeter on two wheels, or how ever many wheels a city bus has on only one side. It was the most terrifying thing I've ever seen in my life, or at least in recent years, because I was under the teetery part. I saw my life flash before my eyes, said a quick something or other, and sang something...
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felicia_____:
That's very very scary.

How did that happen to the bus, anyway?
shad:
That's a tricky proposition. For all you know, right now, I'm a good writer. If I give you something to read, you may discover that I'm a shit writer, and then you have to figure some way to be polite to me without talking about my writing.

Wednesday Aug 24, 2005

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I have a story stuck in my head like other people get spinach stuck in their teeth. That would explain why I'm up at 5 am, worrying away at it.

UPDATE: 8:45 am

Yep, it's official. I've met the character who's going to carry me through the next book. Still writing.
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shad:
Hey, wanna trade word counts? I'm about two short stories away from starting my next novel...
keith:
I stole it from The Watchmen. What book were you talking about?
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