Monday May 16, 2005

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I swear, if I can find a reputable doctor who will cut off my feet and sew on bionic roller skates, I will give them all of my money. I hate my feet.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
shad:
I don't think you have to hate your feet to want bionic rollerskates. Jeez.
menotyou:
Go go gadget feet!!

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