I went to see Douglas Coupland's show, Super City, at the CCA last night. Me and my Special Guest got to sit in the second row, and I think I saw Josey Vogels, though I'm not sure. But it was an event with tickets given away by The Hour, so it probably was her.
I was there, representing Indie Smut with my low-cut tank top and Black Heart button. (You can have one if you ask verrrry nicely. I have about 5 left. First come, first served.) Special Guest told me he was ogling my cleavage and wanted to know if I'd ever fucked in a museum. Sadly, I had to both a) answer no and b) decline his offer to do so on the orange beanbag chairs they had scattered about cus I have a crappy yeast infection. EW!
Monistat 1, work your freakin' magic. Oh, and here's a question: why do all the anti-itch creams supposedly made for vaginas say 'for external use only'? Cus to me, the vagina qualifies as an internal area, making their creams TOTALLY USELESS! Am I wrong?
I need to go talk to a comedian/waiter now. So long, library!
P.S. What does it take to get a testimonial around here?
I was there, representing Indie Smut with my low-cut tank top and Black Heart button. (You can have one if you ask verrrry nicely. I have about 5 left. First come, first served.) Special Guest told me he was ogling my cleavage and wanted to know if I'd ever fucked in a museum. Sadly, I had to both a) answer no and b) decline his offer to do so on the orange beanbag chairs they had scattered about cus I have a crappy yeast infection. EW!
Monistat 1, work your freakin' magic. Oh, and here's a question: why do all the anti-itch creams supposedly made for vaginas say 'for external use only'? Cus to me, the vagina qualifies as an internal area, making their creams TOTALLY USELESS! Am I wrong?
I need to go talk to a comedian/waiter now. So long, library!
P.S. What does it take to get a testimonial around here?
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Im happy I never got to get myself naked to seel my smut. Would not be that interesting anyway.. i mean.. for my clients..