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When Geraldo finally finds and opens ValCapone's vault years after she's passed on, he will find a fat stack of genius writing and one single garter.

It will be a journalistic triumph.

From saltlord

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I'm pretty sure that even though making out with Val would be a long beautiful course of kissing, red wine, fumbling with buttons and sweet dirty whisperings....I'd still feel like a teenager with our parents out of town.

From izzifer

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Val Capone is that thing you always wanted...even if you didn't know you wanted it....she is like that...insidious...she will get under your skin...one day you will realize...she is gravitational...

From kaffeine

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ValCapone is a smut maven, a literary Bolshevik, and a sexual anarchist. She also looks smokin' in crimson lipstick! xoxoxoxo

From stompbox

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A sexually ravenous yet totally sweet beauty, Val is a literary force to be reckoned, a diamond in a sea of pearls. And, she's hot too. wink

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Actually I don't know much about ValCapone, but the insanely detailed 'virtual image' that I have is pretty damn exciting too me.

Leathal and addictive, she's the sugar coated side of every piece of shit story you could think off.

And, she's pretty much the cutest paperboy I have ever seen.

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I'VE NEVER LEFT A TESTIMONIAL FOR LAURA?!? dude, I suuuuuck. That seems impossible! Why? Because every day should be a testimonial. Laura's smart as fuck. Truly, she has a dizzying intellect (but not in that sarcastic, Cary-Elwes-to-Wallace-Shawn kind of way--for real). And she tells is like it is, with all the fucking pretense and doilies ripped right off it. You don't like it? Don't take it, but this is a bullshit free zone.

I love her. I should've done this ages ago.

From chazgasm

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shes one bad ass lady, and she also showed me around montreal and let me put suntan lotion on her pale self so i guess i have to love herwink that and shes a damn good friend kiss

From sodome

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I have not experienced Ms. Val Capone's mad skillz in the bedroom, but she sure looks good in the tub! smile Purdy, poised,patient & very gentle with disorganized strangers from outta town. Melted my black, black heart. Melted 4 bags of ice in less than 80 seconds. Will melt you too.

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Behind the shy smile and demure manner beats a heathen heart of gold. She'll steal your soul with a wink and a giggle and leave you wanting her to do it all over again and again until the church bells ring.
Don't be fooled by her quiet ways, she's a demon on wheels I tell ya.
Thanks be to the gods. wink

From psyko514

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For some reason, I feel inclined to leave a testimonial.

I've only known of ValCapone for a few minutes, but I've already seen her ass and breasts.

She's into smut and list boys and vodka as her vices, so I think her and I will get along just fine.

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Okay, I'll do it myself!!

ValCapone is amazing both in and out of the bedroom. She has the tae kwon do skillz of a ninja and a mind like a diamond. How *does* she afford her rock and roll lifestyle? By peddling Indie Smut.

Word.