unscripted

I lost my internet access at home. I've hardly been on here in 2 months. It sucks. Boo!

I really want to sleep with my friend Sinatra. I've been working on that off and on for a long time now. I think if we were both drunk (so we could blame it on the alcohol the next morning) we'd do it. I think she knows this. She has to know I want to sleep with her. I don't know. I doubt she'll ever...
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Why do I like the color green?

Anyone? Anyone?

But the color blue just loves me. It enjoys spending time with me. It enjoys making me look good. I dont hate the color blue, dont get me wrong. The color blue just isnt sexy. Im not attracted to the color blue.

But why? Why dont I like blue? Is it like something out of the...
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So my birthdays Thursday and I'd really like to get laid, and I could call the girl I've been sleeping with, but I'm so not into her and we haven't slept together in like 3 weeks, and I'm just so over it and I don't know why I'm writing in run-on sentences. My dick wants to call her and get some tomorrow. Every other part...
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I hate having the flu.

Ok, so if I'm in a non-exclusive relationship, and I didn't even cum because I was so drunk, why do I still feel guilty about sleeping with another woman? Thank you 12 years of Catholic school for that over developed sense of guilt.

So I find myself in a very strange friends with benefits kind of situation.

She's great, but definately not someone I would ever want to date or be my girlfriend. We're friends. I think she would like to date me, but I've been very clear about my feelings at the moment.

She's not ugly by any means, but she's not really my type. I hate...
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Just got back from the Chicago Improv Festival. Woohoo! Fun times. We had a great show and a great time.

So my unemployment is completely fubared and I'm on the verge of being completely broke and not having money for rent. That's so depressing. Guess I'll have to stop working on my book and get a job.

In other news, I've somehow managed to fall into a great, low maintainance, mostly physical, something or other with a cute girl. At least something's going right.

I went to a club last night, Bondage a Go Go, to try and remedy the situation from my last post. I'd never been and really wanted to check it out. And, you know, Nori said I should go get some.

The club was fun enough (even if I didn't get any); though, I would have prefered more people on the dance floor. Unfortunately I...
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I got to say, when I'm not getting laid, it pisses me off when my friends get some.

It feels so petty.

But it's true.

I had drinks with the girl from a few posts back tonight. I thought it went really well and I had done a good job of telegraphing that I only wanted to be friends, and then she kissed me on the cheek good night in a way that said, nope, she still thinks this is going somewhere. Mother fucking shit.

The thing is, I would...
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