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snakeplissken:
Don't pretend your not touching yourself to that image. I know better.
meatpieboy:
That's like the opposite of cleave and hew.
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brideofspanky:
i love it!
mistersatan:
I love your bumper sticker!
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FIgured out what I'm going to be for the Halloween contest at work. Anyone know where I can get a McCain/Palin button by Friday without actually supporting McCain or Palin?

Also, finally updated Unicorns For Christ.
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snakeplissken:
I'm a fat guy. Delicious food is 9/10s of why I get up in the morning.
brideofspanky:
omfg that cake was... omg... woah.
thankyouthankyouthankyou!
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I'd like to dream my troubles all away
On a bed of California stars
Jump up from my starbed and make another day
Underneath my California stars


I'm going on vacation. See all you suckers Tuesday.
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erika:
Thanks!

Hope your vacation is kicking ass smile
lemonkid:
Well played.
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Sometimes I make cupcakes.

And then sometimes I write about them.

They do not come with syphilis icing.
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cocoabutter:
damn you woman, I just moved across the country!!

but they look so goooooood.
kirin_ka:
I am staying at my Dad's house in Sac.
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I spent half a day today in a meeting about empathy.

I hate people even more now.
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incorrigible:
lol about the grey's group!
brideofspanky:
i know. i'm wedding-ed out. luckily that was the last one of the year!

i'm thinking a drinking eve at the castle is in order soonish.
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If you were to come up with a short, pithy insult, in the line of conversation hearts, but bitter and jaded, what would it be?

I'll start: Nobody will ever love you.
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mistersatan:
Are you trying to tell me something?
jj_r0x0rz:
whoa whoa crazy.
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My schedule this week:

Monday: Go to work. Find out co-worker died over the weekend.

Tuesday. Go to work. Work late.

Wednesday: Go to work. Work late. Go shopping...for work clothes.

Thursday: Go to work. Work late.

Friday: Go to work. Stay at work late because it wouldn't make any sense to come home first. Go to funeral.

Saturday: Go to work early. Work late....
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schmelectra:
no worries smile
i hope that this up coming week will be better for you than the last!
samling:
oh my that is an awful lot you're doing. i hope you at least enjoy it more than the free dinner.
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1996 - 2007: No car accidents

2008: Two car accidents

Fuck you, Pacific Northwest drivers.

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snakeplissken:
Tangerines don't have a pith right? No pain in the ass zesting, just peel the whole thing off and throw it in.
finch:
honestly, considering the fact that i only have a limited amount of time with the boy, i'd rather not spend a good chunk of the day in a car or on a train blackeyed

but hopefully i can make it to one at some point. probably after the holiday season, since i work retail and won't be able to take another weekend off until january.
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erica:
Your blog is great. I'll have to try out some of your recipes soon!
meatpieboy:
ZOMG you're the cooking overlord now! Congrats!