In one weeks time, I'll be living in sin with the devil himself. 
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I think I'm going to have a dinner party. A fancy dinner party. Like an adult and everything.
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obd:
so how exactly do you plan on cooking the adult?
missbernie:
i love dinner parties!
Of interest:I spent the evening with a former roadie and a guy who met his fiance in Cuba and is now trying to get her into the country. I'm kinda bummed that everyone else's lives are so much more exciting than mine. 
Also: because I want to remember this: You know I've been telling people my name is Jane lately. But it's not my...
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Also: because I want to remember this: You know I've been telling people my name is Jane lately. But it's not my...
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joscelyne:
Well, shit. I fly out to Oakland on Wednesday.
Wanna just hang out and/or brave the mall? I can't ever find anything around there that fits, though...except sometimes Frederick's or Target...sometimes.
Or we could forget it altogether and just hang out.
Wanna just hang out and/or brave the mall? I can't ever find anything around there that fits, though...except sometimes Frederick's or Target...sometimes.
Or we could forget it altogether and just hang out.
joscelyne:
I can do cheap.
I spent the evening with a former roadie and a guy who met his fiance in Cuba and is now trying to get her into the country. I'm kinda bummed that everyone else's lives are so much more exciting than mine.
Okay, we took care of Jeff_Fries' ticket. Now shawndaddy has an extra. Anyone?
Okay, we took care of Jeff_Fries' ticket. Now shawndaddy has an extra. Anyone?
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joscelyne:
This makes me very sad.
...are we going bra shopping this weekend?
...are we going bra shopping this weekend?
shawndaddy:
ugh...sorry i missed bowling. My damn babysitter called saying she had to bail when I was on my way there, and I didn't have anyone's phone number to call.
Exactly one week until San Francisco.
The waiting in unbearable. Even for me, someone who has become very used to waiting over these long, long months.
The waiting in unbearable. Even for me, someone who has become very used to waiting over these long, long months.
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kestrel:
Pfft... your boyfriend would get it.
koleeta:
ha ha ha...have you ever seen me dance?
One of the worst feelings in the world is waking up from a nice, peaceful sleep, wandering into the bathroom looking forward to a hot shower and finding a giant spider in the bathtub.
Because then you're faced with a conundrum. Do you wash that sucker down the drain and risk coming back in your next life as a slug or a tax collector, or...
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Because then you're faced with a conundrum. Do you wash that sucker down the drain and risk coming back in your next life as a slug or a tax collector, or...
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trilobyte:
Pffft - kill the damned bug, it's just how things work. Besides, when a spider takes one of those "crawling around in drains" jobs, it gets the high end hazard pay for a reason. There's a serious risk of drowning, whether it be at the hands of some kind of human with a faucet or just the normal mechanics of how a drain or a faucet works.
Besides, there's no way to account for the hundreds or possibly even thousands of insects you accidentally murder when you use the shower (or any other faucet) any other day. You only see the ones that pop out of the drain...
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Besides, there's no way to account for the hundreds or possibly even thousands of insects you accidentally murder when you use the shower (or any other faucet) any other day. You only see the ones that pop out of the drain...
odi omnes
obd:
I never have that problem Then again, if the tub is full of anything, it was termites a month ago and those have no redeeming use.
There's just too much going on. I need to sleep for about three days and get over this cold and then I'll be okay again. I don't think that's going to happen, though.
Dinner and drinks last night. JohnnyHomicide was talking to me in the car about... whores, I think, but I couldn't keep my eyes open and somehow thought he was talking about the...
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Dinner and drinks last night. JohnnyHomicide was talking to me in the car about... whores, I think, but I couldn't keep my eyes open and somehow thought he was talking about the...
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becca_____:
Jacky's looking for an apartment, hopefully in Huntington Beach, ideally a one bedroom for around $900. I figured you know the area, you might have some advice. Do you know of anything?
Fuck.
I'm getting sick.
FUCK.
I'm getting sick.
FUCK.
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koleeta:
take a ridiculous amount of pills and tea and sleep!
rubbersoul:
No, I think it means I wish I was. 
Had a meltdown at work today.
Yeah, so that was fun.
Yeah, so that was fun.
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joscelyne:
That's like every week for me, apparently. 
(the meltdown)
(the meltdown)
joscelyne:
Wait. is that like you breaking down, or did your building actually melt down? Do you work at a nuclear power plant?!
i got another three to four weeks before my very own devil flies back to scotland, and my updates here and elsewhere, become less and less frequent.
sin is good, separation is baaaaaad.