It's snowing.
Again.
In March.
I did not sign on for this.
Again.
In March.
I did not sign on for this.
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Yesterday I went to pick up a couple grand in cash at the bank and the money smelled terrible. I thought it was the teller's breath, but then I got home and my purse smelled the same way. I had to Febreze it.
Today I bought a car. It's a lot like my last car, except it has cloth seats and a hundred thousand...
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Today I bought a car. It's a lot like my last car, except it has cloth seats and a hundred thousand...
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schmelectra:
oh come on. that shit was hilarious and you know it.
wren:
I typically play guitar or bass for Rock Band but if I consume the proper quantity of rum I will sing Oasis. Because rum makes me think I'm 16 again, apparently?
I recently thought about picking up a notepad to carry around with me so I can write down funny conversations my husband and I have because, honestly, we're hilarious. But then I realized that, to those who don't know us in person, it would probably sound like we were in some kind of mutually abusive relationship.
Recent examples:
Him: Should we just show up at...
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Recent examples:
Him: Should we just show up at...
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mistersatan:
I know I should be pissed, but those are really good chocolate bars. 
breezey:
That chocolate bar sounds really good right now. I do not shop at the Whole Foods because we can't afford it. I just found out recently that one of my cousins is the manager at the one in Beverly Hills so we were trying to get Nementh a job there so we could go and take part in the fabulous meat and cheese counters (+100 for them having a variety of goat cheeses that I can eat).
YOU'RE A BIG JERKFACE, JERKFACE!
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samling:
okay. i can't believe you'd pass up the scottish lady having an irish party.
remind me i want to make out with your fase later.
remind me i want to make out with your fase later.
hopey:
Says who?
So, my car's totaled. Which is great, because I love car shopping. Hopefully I'll get to talk to all kinds of slimy used car salesmen.
Also, why can't anyone on Craigslist spell?
Also, why can't anyone on Craigslist spell?
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prockgirlscout:
That makes sense. I'm debating about whether it will be worth going. I could fly to SFO for the weekend for like $300 (vs. $450 for PDX) but add in the tickets, place to stay, and drinking money, it definitely adds up.
atomicant:
yes ma'am!
Pants party!
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obd:
No pants party?
charley:
British pants or American pants? If it's the former I'm in.
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elisabeth:
I had the $5 steak and it was damn good. It was a strange place, though, either the best or worst of the trifecta of steakhouses, strip clubs, and sports bars.
Lubricated tampons! Pffffffft.
Lubricated tampons! Pffffffft.
acet:
I just saw you in Erika's comic! I've been out of town and just now catching up on my RSS feeds. Sucks about the crash, but neat that you've been cartoonified!
After the most awful week involving insurance companies, mall food courts, and getting most of our meals through a car window or delivered in a cardboard box, the husband and I finally had a chance to slow down today.
We went to Wild Oats and picked up some olives, the most fabulous Parmesano Reggiano, some really nice bread, and some organic vegetables. We came home...
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We went to Wild Oats and picked up some olives, the most fabulous Parmesano Reggiano, some really nice bread, and some organic vegetables. We came home...
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prockgirlscout:
Squeamish about butter? As in..like clarifying it or just using a lot of it? 
koleeta:
is your body thinking it has died from all the take out and is now in unprocessed food heaven?
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meatpieboy:
ant is pretty great. Sorry to hear about getting rear-ended, and then needlessly being hassled by cops. That blows, rather a lot.
Also, metal how?
Also, metal how?
obd:
ouch. your car hurt its bum. I'm glad everyone is ok and I'm sorry you had to go through all of that.
My grandpa's okay for now. Still in the hospital, but up and around. He's busy trying to convince his doctors that he knows more than them and that he's a candidate for an experimental heart surgery. Thank you all for your concern.
In other news, if ever you need to put your life in perspective and freak out your husband at the same time, this...
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In other news, if ever you need to put your life in perspective and freak out your husband at the same time, this...
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lemonkid:
I know it's a bad idea.. but I'm finding it hard to resist.
Those kids look way too happy to be orphans.
Those kids look way too happy to be orphans.
d_day:
That just means you don't do it enough. Also, I was just using that as an example. The real anger in that post was directed toward the yea/yeah thing.
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obd:
I'm sorry to hear about your grandfather.
snakeplissken:
I'm sorry to hear that.
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jj_r0x0rz:
Oh man snow!?!? i wants to see snow..
samling:
didya throw a snowball at the mr.?
when I mvoed here rain was expected but snow in April should not be allowed