unravled

MisterSatan and I decided we're going to buy a motorhome and trade it for a gypsy baby.

Then we locked ourselves out of the house.

We're going to be awesome parents.

1. SO WET!

2. Warcraft expansion tomorrow which means of course I'm working late.

3. I was officially offered my job today. Like, for keeps.

4. I've watched all of Spaced, all of Weeds, all of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, and we're almost through with Dexter. What next?

FIgured out what I'm going to be for the Halloween contest at work. Anyone know where I can get a McCain/Palin button by Friday without actually supporting McCain or Palin?

Also, finally updated Unicorns For Christ.

I'd like to dream my troubles all away
On a bed of California stars
Jump up from my starbed and make another day
Underneath my California stars


I'm going on vacation. See all you suckers Tuesday.

Sometimes I make cupcakes.

And then sometimes I write about them.

They do not come with syphilis icing.

I spent half a day today in a meeting about empathy.

I hate people even more now.

If you were to come up with a short, pithy insult, in the line of conversation hearts, but bitter and jaded, what would it be?

I'll start: Nobody will ever love you.

My schedule this week:

Monday: Go to work. Find out co-worker died over the weekend.

Tuesday. Go to work. Work late.

Wednesday: Go to work. Work late. Go shopping...for work clothes.

Thursday: Go to work. Work late.

Friday: Go to work. Stay at work late because it wouldn't make any sense to come home first. Go to funeral.

Saturday: Go to work early. Work late....
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1996 - 2007: No car accidents

2008: Two car accidents

Fuck you, Pacific Northwest drivers.