unravled

"Show us where babies feed" have to be some of the most unsexy words in the English language. Why can't I watch The Daily Show without that commercial?

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becca_____:

I can't think of anything. It doesn't matter. Thank you though.

Mar 31, 2005

zero_the_hero:

please, help my thread.

Mar 31, 2005

Well, I do think I've had enough of the boards for awhile. If you guys were less awesome in person I might find a reason to leave this place.

Thanks to everyone who came out tonight, new friends and old. And thanks to all of you who made splitting the bill evenly so painless. Twenty percent tip and all. I had a pastrami sandwich bigger...
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kirin_ka:

But that would mean I would get your filthy human germs on me..........I'll be over shortly.

Mar 30, 2005

babyblue:

They were the reason I joined, too. After awhile, though, I just got burned out on them. I wonder if the "say something nice..." thread still exists. You and I used to tag-team that one, back in the day, when the boards were still cool.

Mar 30, 2005

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akirali:

Ok, I admit it. I have no freakin clue who Alton Brown is. Do I fail at life ?

Mar 29, 2005

naja_haje:

^^^ Same here. I don't have a television.

He's a math genius!

Mar 29, 2005

Just got home from a weekend with my family. My dog ate my couches. Both of them. I needed new couches anyway, but we'll be taking a trip to the pound tomorrow. It's something I've been thinking about for awhile, and it's not just the couches, it's just the final straw.

Happy Easter.

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sydni:

I'm sorry about your pup. and your couches. I would give you a big booby hug if I were there right now.

Mar 28, 2005

pensquare:

I dislike underscores as well, but they are necessary in this case. Give it 48 hours.

Mar 28, 2005

I had my very first cookie sale today!

Of course, my roommate came home late last night and ate one while they were drying on the counter, so I was one short.

But still...actual money!

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babyblue:

Sweet! Cookies are awesome, and so are you, so it follows that your cookes must be extra bonus levels of awesome.

Mar 26, 2005

stgeorge:

A slave to the oven eh?

Mar 26, 2005

More sexual harassment (it's more fun to say it the British way) at work today:

"Rachel's wearing a really pretty shirt today, but it makes her hooters look huge."

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rosehips:

Nobody ever says my hooters look huge. And I work at a stripclub.

Mar 24, 2005

scooter11:

Fair enough!

Mar 25, 2005

I was driving home from work today and looking everywhere for a cop because I couldn't figure out why everyone was driving so slowly, and then swearing at the cars in front of me for driving the speed limit in the fast lane.It was then that I realized my conversion to Southern California Driver was complete. I'm really most comfortable at about 80 mph. It's...
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naja_haje:

Oooooowwwwww I got pants made of ants and I need to dance!

I'm weird.

Mar 24, 2005

perhapsevil:

Oh Yeah, Duh.
Of course I'll be over tonight.
Now I have to find a present that beats glow in the dark ants.
Ooooh I've got it.
Grow Your Own Worms!

Mar 24, 2005

Well, my dad's okay for now, He came throught surgery okay and my mom's coming to visit me this weekend for Easter!

You should all go tell my sister, becca, that she should move in with me. I love my family.

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scarydoll:

I'm glad your dad's doing well.

Mar 23, 2005

mistersatan:

I'm just gonna leave that one alone.

Mar 23, 2005

My dad should be having gastric bypass surgery as we speak. He's all stressed out about it, which makes me stressed out. This has been kind of a traumatic past week or so for me and the people I love.

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lemonkid:

Sorry about all that kiddo.

Hope things all turn out well.

If not just remember you own a giant inflatable orange.. that should be enough to make any woman smile.

Mar 22, 2005

lemonkid:

I have to say.. you certainly had a buzz going. Everyone was kind of expecting you and Stan to randomly make a surprise showing at one of the events.

Mar 22, 2005

When tattooed with permanent marker it's probably best to wash it off right away rather than waiting two days.

Explaining to my coworkers why my forearm says "I ♥ Satan" in pretty pink and black letters shoud be interesting.

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zero_the_hero:

No, I have non-SG pals.

Mar 21, 2005

minsc_and_boo:

why explain let them sit in wonder!

Mar 21, 2005

Shalome says, "He adores you, and you guys are going to get married and have awesome babies."

He says, "I honestly don't feel like talking to you right now."

Fuck.

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oracle:

lol no no its okay don't worry, I will just be up all night thinking about it

Mar 20, 2005

minsc_and_boo:

Mar 20, 2005

Question: What happens when you get a Republican drunk?

Answer.

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jeff_fries:

I remember

"I think the gays should be shot...wait, hold on."

"I'm getting mauled by a Republican!"

and

"I'd never do this to a girl."

and there you go. I'd really like to know more about the octopus thing. You re-testimonialed me or left your computer on at the party and someone else did - .

Mar 20, 2005

pensquare:

Been where? Do what?

Ohmygodohmygod it was..... what was it? I know something happened. I remember you telling me now.

I feel like a royal shit. I completely forgot.

::bashes head on computer desk::

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