Saturday Feb 24, 2007

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I am back from San Rafael. It turned really cold and rainy.

I am not as wild as I seem. I hope you don't mind, but I exagerate stories and make things more interesting and sexy. Afterall I am a writer. I just wanted you all to not get a bad impression of me. I ain't no ho'

I am a courtesan! confused
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twixxie:
Yeah, Wink... But you have a bush that is sooooo sweet! So you turned out ok. God places some of the chosen ones in a Hell-Hole like TX, just to test them, and to convert the heathens. You are one of the chosen ones!!! love
twixxie:
Also, you can't take me too literally. It can lead to confusion and headaches.

Those are the SIMPLE SIX.

Interesting people live along the coast of California.

If you stray too far inland... Watch out!!!! >>>This means stray too far inland but staying in the state of California.

Surfers are good people. >>>Texas has surfers. I saw one on Padre Island.

G. Bush is a bad person. >>>Remember this...

Bush tastes good! >>>Especially yours.

Sex is fun! >>>Duh

miao!!

Friday Feb 23, 2007

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Friends, I am everywhere. I am inside your craniums, and I like it there. If you look up you can see me waving to you, Naked, wearing just a 49er's hat.

So, get one hand free, because Trix is back with 100 different things you can do to your bodies after dark.

We had a winner in San Rafael! This person recognized me, and I...
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matty4:
wow, just thinking about you wearing just a hat, and I'm all turned on love blush love
twixxie:
Thanks, guys, but think about movies. Think about winning.

You are all winners!

wink

Wednesday Feb 21, 2007

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I am going to San Rafael for the weekend. Any person that finds me on the street or in a restaurant or gas station or cafe gets a surprise. I guarantee it will be sexual in some way. You will be totally blown away!

Trix kiss
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tonyknipl:
hi twixxie. i'm from l.a. wanna be friends? i like your blog, + the surfing aspect of life. todos esta bien.
matty4:
Wow... now I have to find out where San Rafael is for the weekend!!!!!

Tuesday Feb 20, 2007

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Now lets focus on G.W.Bush:

1. He has butt-fucked all of us at least three times now, and he won't even return my phone calls.
2. He probably date-raped innocent girls in his Yale days. That's the only way he could have possibly gotten any free ass.
3. He scored 311 on the SAT, but Daddy got him in.
4. He only drank Southern Comfort...
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fred:

oh yeah, and also he is a inbred retarded chimpanzee that's ruining this country and the world too.

skank_zero:
Given your post, you might appreciate this.

Monday Feb 19, 2007

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OK, now let's think about Honest Abe:

1. He never pleasure-fucked Mary Todd.
2. I compute his cock to have been about ten inches.
3. He liked to finger his asshole when masturbating.
4. He never mistreated a slave.
5. He never ejaculated on an intern's dress.
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takesatraintocry:
You know there's rampant speculation that old Abe was gay, right? I would hate to be tall and short-dicked, the way you ladies do your computations...
twixxie:
I live everywhere and anywhere in California. I don't want some stranger coming up to me on the street and saying "Hey trixie!". It would lead to a schizophrenic crisis, and you don't want to do that to me, do you Stinger?
kiss

Saturday Feb 17, 2007

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I feel like being wild today. What would George Washington have done? Rimmed one of his slave girls? Had his best hung stud slave fuck him in the butt? Tied up Martha and blindfolded her while he spanked her butt cheeks until they were bright red? Yeah, I wonder...

How long was George's weiner? Did he lose one testicle in a Revolutionary War battle? Did...
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tepo:
Absolutley...butt fucked and then sprayed in the face
tongue
twixxie:
New Zealand,

TePo, I have an old watch that has been in my family for a century. It was purchased by my great-grandfather at Stewart Dawson Co., in Aukland. He was in the US Navy on a ship before WWI around 1905.

Small world.

Friday Feb 16, 2007

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So here are my picks for the Oscars:
Jack Nickelson In The Departed as best actor.
The young girl from Miss Sunshine, for best actress in a secondary role.
Al Gore's documentary.
Volver as the best foreign film.
Scorsese as the best director.
The queen from The QUEEN as best actress
Best feature length film, Little Miss Sunshine.
Alan Arkin for best actor in a...
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oriole:
Al Gore's doc was fantastic
I need to see Pan's Labyrinth a few more times...

I've been watching more movies over the past year, but not in theatres.
erickzig:
Jack was amazing in that flick. I think Peter O'Toole will prolly get the best actor or Forest Whitaker. You're right on about The Queen. Helen Mirren is awesome and a great person. Jennifer Hudson has it in the bag for the supporting actress and Alan Arkin will get it for Miss Sunshine for Best Supporting Actor. Anyway, movies suck for the most part. The Departed and Little Miss Sunshine were great this year but my fav was Pan's Labyrinth! That was amazing....

Friday Feb 16, 2007

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Enough about assholes.
Today let's talk about self-defense.
I am not a big person, but I know how to disable two attackers.
I took a couple of classes, but it is very important for a person's confidence.
There are bozos out there who want to hurt or just fuck with you.
They may be drunk, or rednecks, or gay bashers, or just rapists.
No matter...
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twixxie:
That movie is a true classic! Rutger Hauer was incredibly believable as the cold-blooded killer with a twisted mind.
Rent it, borrow it, steal it... Just see it.
ms_danger:
Hey hots! You always have a sexier pic up each time I get on here!

I dig your post--I have taken some different level combative classes over the years, which has just lead me to want to know more about defending myself. I believe that a potential rapist / thief / asshole drunk guy probably sees me as an easy target... I grew up in a small and super safe place, so I never had to worry very much about crime. I live in the city now, and it's been a big wake-up for me. My husband was in the Marine Corps, and he's constantly making sure that I know what to do if someone comes at me. His advice is to kick super hard in the guys shins... because you can do this facing the attacker or if he's got ahold of you (kick backward). I guess it hurts nearly as bad as being kicked in the balls!

I've also been to war... (which I also say NO to, by the way!)... and agree with what you say on that. I work in counseling and mental health though, so I think I had a bit of a different experience....

In any case sweets, keep on kickin ass wink

Wednesday Feb 14, 2007

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New day, new blog.
I never thought I would say that line 20 years ago.
But I never thought I would like getting my ass rimmed 20 years ago either.

It just goes to show you...

surreal
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climac:
i agree... my woman likes it lots... smile

by the way, u are beautiful... i wish i could be your friend so i could see your other pics biggrin
sweetbutch:



wild feral untamed anus!!!!!


you are the goddess of love canals!

Monday Feb 12, 2007

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Lynched,

I saw Inland Empire today. I felt very disappointed. It was like he took some of the weird soundtrack from Eraserhead, and then put 2 hours of a bad acid trip flashbacks inside one hour of normal BLUE VELVET-style Lynch film. It was terribly slow, and hard to stay awake, but I was not going to walk out. I am not even recommending my...
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twixxie:


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erickzig:
Encinitas? I grew up there... Went to San Dieguito High. I think it's an Academy now... My brother is all bummed they closed the Red Robin there... No more all-you-can-eat fries. That's a good thing.

I love Lynch - even when he is a bit off the mark - at least he tries, right?
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