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REPORT
Distinct scent in the atmosphere of the 36th block of SE Main Street observed at 20:52 PST:
Grape popsicle.
Distinct scent in the atmosphere of the 36th block of SE Main Street observed at 21:04 PST:
Artichoke.
END OF REPORT.
Distinct scent in the atmosphere of the 36th block of SE Main Street observed at 20:52 PST:
Grape popsicle.
Distinct scent in the atmosphere of the 36th block of SE Main Street observed at 21:04 PST:
Artichoke.
END OF REPORT.
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madigan:
Flux's set was hot, yo.
Crushed because she was an empty can, yo.
Metaphorical, yo.
My ears are clean and one gauge larger, yo.
I can't remember what else, yo.
NOTE: please remember to recycle.
Crushed because she was an empty can, yo.
Metaphorical, yo.
My ears are clean and one gauge larger, yo.
I can't remember what else, yo.
NOTE: please remember to recycle.
ivy:
I'll take artichoke over grape flavoring. Blech.
I work in the tech industry, and it can be stressful. When I remember to care.
I work in the tech industry, and it can be stressful. When I remember to care.
"i am 'popular'."
"i have a 'following'."
"i have 'FANS'."
if at least one of the above statements is true for you, please tell me what it's like.
not that i envy you at all, at all. i'm simply interested in the human animal and its propensity to deify other human animals based on arbitrary criteria profoundly influenced by innate herd mentality.
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"i have a 'following'."
"i have 'FANS'."
if at least one of the above statements is true for you, please tell me what it's like.
not that i envy you at all, at all. i'm simply interested in the human animal and its propensity to deify other human animals based on arbitrary criteria profoundly influenced by innate herd mentality.
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flux:
why the hell not?
sicily:
i killed my herd and made lovely skin lamp shades.
Time: 23.29 PST
Music: the fan belt on my jalopy ass fucking computer
Drink: purified water with a hint of cat piss
Body of text.
Blah Blah Blah. Rant Rant Rant. Blah Blah Blah.
Either/or question.
If you had to choose between:
* a hundred million dollars tax free
OR
* a red hot poker shoved seventeen inches up your ass
which would you choose?...
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Music: the fan belt on my jalopy ass fucking computer
Drink: purified water with a hint of cat piss
Body of text.
Blah Blah Blah. Rant Rant Rant. Blah Blah Blah.
Either/or question.
If you had to choose between:
* a hundred million dollars tax free
OR
* a red hot poker shoved seventeen inches up your ass
which would you choose?...
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naja_haje:
No, the girl with the green eyes is a phantom. The last girl i dated had beautiful green eyes. She is from chelyabinsk(sp) Russia in the Ural mountians. She is incredibly well read and speaks remarkable english for having not spoken any just three years ago. Do you speak Russian? I don't, but each time i see her i will try to pick up a new phrase.
Have you heard the one about the russian author that committed suicide?
he jumped off his last novel.
bleh.. i rarely get depressed but when i do i like to go for long walks. as i walked tonite i passed a man that offered to read my tarot and i declined. of course i regret this because i might have made a real connection to a complete stranger, but then again i felt like an open book.. and he looked like the reaper.
Have you heard the one about the russian author that committed suicide?
he jumped off his last novel.
bleh.. i rarely get depressed but when i do i like to go for long walks. as i walked tonite i passed a man that offered to read my tarot and i declined. of course i regret this because i might have made a real connection to a complete stranger, but then again i felt like an open book.. and he looked like the reaper.
jia:
sooner than i thought also. hot pokers are sexy. Like your mother.
list of grievances.
1. i can't go to graduate school until next fall.
2. i just spent money on two new books* to add further distraction to the five other books i'm in the middle of.
3. i can't get this cheesy fucking song out of my head.**
4. my cat is leaking from the butt.
5. when i attempt to blow my nose it...
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1. i can't go to graduate school until next fall.
2. i just spent money on two new books* to add further distraction to the five other books i'm in the middle of.
3. i can't get this cheesy fucking song out of my head.**
4. my cat is leaking from the butt.
5. when i attempt to blow my nose it...
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naiad_:
Thanks for the movie recomendations. As for the anal beads..I've only made a few sets and they are part of my "slut-face designs" department, limited edition for Miss Sicily Suicide made from some lovely Venetion glass beads that she picked up for me while she was in Italy.
ivy:
13 is not a grievance, so long as you're close enough to naked chicks.
10 also does not qualify as a grievance. Unless that's the reason for 6.
10 also does not qualify as a grievance. Unless that's the reason for 6.
there are no bats inside this cloistered belfry where the rambling fan rambles. there is comfort in that sputtering propeller as is there in the sleepy whine of the finally settled down stella. my work schedule does not encourage the waking hours i've been keeping of late. however to my favor the next three days are work-free so i can sleep until whenever i want....
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mei:
mei comes from "my neighbor totoro." means little sister in japanese. i'm not a little sister - im the biggest of four, actually. but i act like the little girl often. turns out it means "beauty," as well.. but i didn't know that when i chose it.
pronounced "may," only a little more nasal. maaaaaeeeiiiii.
pronounced "may," only a little more nasal. maaaaaeeeiiiii.
ivy:
Antihistamines eh? I let that be your excuse for using "just as one pigskin is every football" in a poem. 
Go forth, sleep into double digits. Or better yet, single PM's.
Go forth, sleep into double digits. Or better yet, single PM's.
i've seen abominations in providence manholes, 've been shot at incognito by mata hari, mmmmmwrassled with ten king cobras, sipped milk tea at fez, marzupanned manna at al-mu'tasim...
but believe that a tetragrammaton created this world in six days?
"pfaf"
the world creates itself right now, and again now, and will and will ever and ever without cease until it stops.
...and thought, as he...
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but believe that a tetragrammaton created this world in six days?
"pfaf"
the world creates itself right now, and again now, and will and will ever and ever without cease until it stops.
...and thought, as he...
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stickyrice:
I don't know anything about grammaw's tetrahedron, but I like that part about the cat. Especially the breath.
ivy:
I've been mmmmmwrassled a few times myself.
The world creates itself, but don't know know it's just a statistical probability it holds together at all? Maybe we'll all just spontaneously combust soon.
The world creates itself, but don't know know it's just a statistical probability it holds together at all? Maybe we'll all just spontaneously combust soon.
dear journal,
how dare i slander thee. please accept my humble apologies.
sincerely
trsmgsts
how dare i slander thee. please accept my humble apologies.
sincerely
trsmgsts
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scylla:
Dear sirs,
Belatedly thanks for your comment. I can't entirely remember the comment but thanks for discretionary hilarity
Belatedly thanks for your comment. I can't entirely remember the comment but thanks for discretionary hilarity
ivy:
Well when I was drunk at the White Stripes show hanging out with Dan Savage and playing with my nipple piercings and twirling my freshly died black hair, I totally totally agreed with you about Frat boys.
i was attending college in a land where the sky was permanently dark purple. there there was no 'day' or 'night' per se. the darkness of the dark purple simply changed slightly occasionally and at unpredictable times. the sky's purple looked painted on. it was quite beautiful. and i was quite happy. because i quite like purple and i quite like the night time. i...
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grendel_kin:
sorry to break the river of pink admirers above, but a boy needs a soft purple slash every now and then...a balanced diet and all.
i thank you for the compliment. it is nice to think that a few simple words strung together can allow for a moment of connection via this concourse of electro-wizardry. and don't knock vague and sappy......i live 98% of my life in a vague and sappy state. occasionally there is clarity and directness....occasionally.
"i sensed that the atmosphere was filled with airy intelligences that moved on the wind. ".....my favorite string of words from the nicely crafted selection above.
*sidenote brought up by reading your fantasy:
did you ever see the Yahoo! commercial with the talking dolphin? THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER.
i thank you for the compliment. it is nice to think that a few simple words strung together can allow for a moment of connection via this concourse of electro-wizardry. and don't knock vague and sappy......i live 98% of my life in a vague and sappy state. occasionally there is clarity and directness....occasionally.
"i sensed that the atmosphere was filled with airy intelligences that moved on the wind. ".....my favorite string of words from the nicely crafted selection above.
*sidenote brought up by reading your fantasy:
did you ever see the Yahoo! commercial with the talking dolphin? THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER.
jia:
why wouldn't you want to squish your kitten?
The following is a folk tale which has survived throughout the ages of time. It has been played out by humanoid creatures on countless occasions for many millions of centuries including the night before last. It is a timeless story older than sin or as they say older than the hills even. Without further ado I will now presently relate to you herewith the aforementioned...
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flux:
at least somebody on this godforsaken website thinks i'm funny.
sicily:
uh, er...brian eno, eh? or ummmm... radioactive sky vessels?
or typing
How, I ask:
would one pronounce
the complex gathering
of vowels and consonants
that is "trismegistus"?
Enlighten me.