trismegistus

What if I used this space to tell you about all the boring stuff I did today?

What if I used it to spread vicious rumors?

What if I kicked your fucking ass?

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amitabha:

I do the same thing. I'm all for that group.

Oct 20, 2003

grendel_kin:

nevermind what you do with this space.....the real question is what are you doing with big bird's flaccid prick wrapped around your head?

have you fallen so far since i last visited?

and can we blame the bush administration?

.......these are questions that need answering.

from a friend with no killer spoon waiting behind his back,
grendel

Oct 20, 2003

To those of you who ate one or zero meals a day this weekend;

To those of you who slept less than five hours a night this weekend;

To those of you who took over-the-counter drugs for recreation this weekend;

To those of you who didn't have sex but masturbated at least four times this weekend;

To those of you who had a five-hour phone...
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madigan:

No worries, dear boy. There are plenty of girl-fish in the sea of public transportation.

My goodness. Is that some sort of paranormal backwoods redneck family tree you and your future bride have going? Nothing like strong imbreeding roots! Rest easy, your children will be adorable little mongols.

Cluck.

My eyelids are threatening to close. I am utterly boring tonight.

Oct 16, 2003

juliana:

i have no idea why jia left. that's a little upsetting, considering sg's get lifetime membership. did she say anything before she took off?? damn.

... you like the smell of your WHAT? after HOW many days?

... oh, okay. i just thought i heard you wrong, that's all. it's perfectly normal to revel in one's own stench after 3 days' descent (no pun intended) into filthdom. really quite normal.

i beg to differ, you're cool enough for paris. just think of all the OTHER 3-day armpits you could be mesmerized by! and there they don't shave, so all the better.

Oct 16, 2003

Here's me being a cheerleader:

Gimme a P!

Gimme a U!

Gimme a K!

Gimme a E!

What's that spell?

That was cathartic.

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flick:

Catharsis is awesome... I want to go to the edge of a cliff and howl at the moon, now that is cathartic

and thanks so much for the birthday wishes, I really don't feel 30... I guess it is just a number.

Oct 10, 2003

juliana:

Paris, with my sister. That would rock. I have all sorts of fantasies about how cool and chic we'd be...

Great question, btw. What about you? Where would you like to live, outside of..., uhm, Eritrea?

Funny how I don't have as many Guinness stories as I thought I'd have, upon returning home. I'm a huge fan of Harp shandies, though. (Pussy drink, I know, so fuck me) All I really remember from those nights out on the piss is the sight of all those empty glasses/bottles/containers strewn across tables and tables...

I was always duly impressed by the end of the night. Wish I had taken pics of it. But I'm sure there will be other opportunities.

My "family" as I call them, live in good old Derry countryside. I woke up to cows nearly every other morning, outside my bedroom window. I loved it, every second...

but I was glad to return. I consider SF to be my real home.

Und Du?

Oct 10, 2003

trismegistus's pics

trismegistus:

gorgeousness and gorgeosity

Oct 3, 2003

i'm going to bed early so FUCK YINZ.

but first, my offering for journal poetry day.

felcher's alchemy,
featherlips on nether star;
ejac transmuted.

please, hold your applause until the end.

ANNOUNCEMENT:
i am in LOVE

which feels kind of dorky to say

but i don't care.

p.s. fuck emoticons.
p.p.s. FUCK YINZ, again! BOOM!

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madigan:

I'm about 4-6 hours from LA depending on speed and traffic. My initial choice to live will always be San Francisco but I hear Portland is beautiful and a great place. I'm definitely willing to give it a go.

I need a shower.

Later gator

Oct 8, 2003

acheron:

no, there is something to be said for a boy who wants to wait til he's got it together...

i wish he'd talk to me more about what's up with him though...because i don't actually KNOW that he wants to pounce me...he may just be stringing me along.

Oct 8, 2003

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madigan:

Phonetically speaking
or typing
How, I ask:
would one pronounce
the complex gathering
of vowels and consonants
that is "trismegistus"?
Enlighten me.

Oct 1, 2003

REPORT

Distinct scent in the atmosphere of the 36th block of SE Main Street observed at 20:52 PST:

Grape popsicle.

Distinct scent in the atmosphere of the 36th block of SE Main Street observed at 21:04 PST:

Artichoke.

END OF REPORT.

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madigan:

Flux's set was hot, yo.
Crushed because she was an empty can, yo.
Metaphorical, yo.
My ears are clean and one gauge larger, yo.
I can't remember what else, yo.

NOTE: please remember to recycle.

Sep 29, 2003

ivy:

I'll take artichoke over grape flavoring. Blech.

I work in the tech industry, and it can be stressful. When I remember to care.

Sep 30, 2003

"i am 'popular'."

"i have a 'following'."

"i have 'FANS'."

if at least one of the above statements is true for you, please tell me what it's like.

not that i envy you at all, at all. i'm simply interested in the human animal and its propensity to deify other human animals based on arbitrary criteria profoundly influenced by innate herd mentality.

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The...
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flux:

why the hell not?

Sep 27, 2003

sicily:

i killed my herd and made lovely skin lamp shades.

Sep 27, 2003

Time: 23.29 PST
Music: the fan belt on my jalopy ass fucking computer
Drink: purified water with a hint of cat piss

Body of text.
Blah Blah Blah. Rant Rant Rant. Blah Blah Blah.

Either/or question.
If you had to choose between:
* a hundred million dollars tax free
OR
* a red hot poker shoved seventeen inches up your ass
which would you choose?...
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naja_haje:

No, the girl with the green eyes is a phantom. The last girl i dated had beautiful green eyes. She is from chelyabinsk(sp) Russia in the Ural mountians. She is incredibly well read and speaks remarkable english for having not spoken any just three years ago. Do you speak Russian? I don't, but each time i see her i will try to pick up a new phrase.
Have you heard the one about the russian author that committed suicide?

he jumped off his last novel.
bleh.. i rarely get depressed but when i do i like to go for long walks. as i walked tonite i passed a man that offered to read my tarot and i declined. of course i regret this because i might have made a real connection to a complete stranger, but then again i felt like an open book.. and he looked like the reaper.

Sep 25, 2003

jia:

sooner than i thought also. hot pokers are sexy. Like your mother.

Sep 26, 2003

list of grievances.
1. i can't go to graduate school until next fall.
2. i just spent money on two new books* to add further distraction to the five other books i'm in the middle of.
3. i can't get this cheesy fucking song out of my head.**
4. my cat is leaking from the butt.
5. when i attempt to blow my nose it...
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naiad_:

Thanks for the movie recomendations. As for the anal beads..I've only made a few sets and they are part of my "slut-face designs" department, limited edition for Miss Sicily Suicide made from some lovely Venetion glass beads that she picked up for me while she was in Italy.

Sep 22, 2003

ivy:

13 is not a grievance, so long as you're close enough to naked chicks.

10 also does not qualify as a grievance. Unless that's the reason for 6.

Sep 22, 2003

there are no bats inside this cloistered belfry where the rambling fan rambles. there is comfort in that sputtering propeller as is there in the sleepy whine of the finally settled down stella. my work schedule does not encourage the waking hours i've been keeping of late. however to my favor the next three days are work-free so i can sleep until whenever i want....
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mei:

mei comes from "my neighbor totoro." means little sister in japanese. i'm not a little sister - im the biggest of four, actually. but i act like the little girl often. turns out it means "beauty," as well.. but i didn't know that when i chose it.

pronounced "may," only a little more nasal. maaaaaeeeiiiii.

Sep 19, 2003

ivy:

Antihistamines eh? I let that be your excuse for using "just as one pigskin is every football" in a poem.

Go forth, sleep into double digits. Or better yet, single PM's.

Sep 19, 2003

i've seen abominations in providence manholes, 've been shot at incognito by mata hari, mmmmmwrassled with ten king cobras, sipped milk tea at fez, marzupanned manna at al-mu'tasim...

but believe that a tetragrammaton created this world in six days?

"pfaf"

the world creates itself right now, and again now, and will and will ever and ever without cease until it stops.

...and thought, as he...
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stickyrice:

I don't know anything about grammaw's tetrahedron, but I like that part about the cat. Especially the breath.

Sep 18, 2003

ivy:

I've been mmmmmwrassled a few times myself.

The world creates itself, but don't know know it's just a statistical probability it holds together at all? Maybe we'll all just spontaneously combust soon.

Sep 18, 2003

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