Traumatron reviews Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy
Zaphod: Two heads, and neither of them funny.
Ford: What did you say? what? Was it funny? no? Fine. Speak up next time. Actually - don't bother.
Trillian: Vapid.
Marvin: Redundant.
Arthur: Charmless.
EVALUATION: Tiresome team of dullards zap through space in a catastrophically unfunny fashion whilst missing so many oppurtunities to be funny that it almost becomes...
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Zaphod: Two heads, and neither of them funny.
Ford: What did you say? what? Was it funny? no? Fine. Speak up next time. Actually - don't bother.
Trillian: Vapid.
Marvin: Redundant.
Arthur: Charmless.
EVALUATION: Tiresome team of dullards zap through space in a catastrophically unfunny fashion whilst missing so many oppurtunities to be funny that it almost becomes...
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coldandwet:
You have just concisely summed up my exact feelings on hitch hikers(I went to see it after nic warned me). What complete bollocks. Did the actual characters ever interact with one an other. Once on the Ship did Ford have any lines? Star Wars will be amazing!Believe me!
poppystrike:
I can get on the internet, but if you stay on it for too long they start monitoring what sites you're going on etc. So I might just be able to check my hotmail, in a week or two i'll attempt SG. Hehe. I'm SO glad your job is ok too! Check us out, all employed like. Yes I shall indeed be attending Elodie's birthday bash. I do ♥ that girl. I have another friends birthday the day after, but I'm super-human so I can make both. Oh and i've posted in Team Stupid...
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Wooph, I suppose I'd better update!
Firstly the 'thankyou's:'
*To everyone that left me a little birthday comment: thankyou so much! I had no idea I was so popular.
*To the fantastic few that actually managed to make it down here to not-so-sunny Brighton over the weekend. Especially those that had to travel a damn long way, find hotels, book tickets in advance and all...
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Firstly the 'thankyou's:'
*To everyone that left me a little birthday comment: thankyou so much! I had no idea I was so popular.
*To the fantastic few that actually managed to make it down here to not-so-sunny Brighton over the weekend. Especially those that had to travel a damn long way, find hotels, book tickets in advance and all...
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kate:
aww, i feel bad i missed yr birthday.
stoopid not being online...i owe you a painting
stoopid not being online...i owe you a painting
A cheese discussion.
A tale of cheeses won and lost, as recounted by Traumatron and alwaysbeingblue.
We got a hot crustacean band. says:
so where you getting your cheese from?
Traumatron says:
cheese man!
Traumatron says:
cheese man is in the local market place.
We got a hot crustacean band. says:
you have man... made of cheese!?
Traumatron says:
well, i just call him...
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A tale of cheeses won and lost, as recounted by Traumatron and alwaysbeingblue.
We got a hot crustacean band. says:
so where you getting your cheese from?
Traumatron says:
cheese man!
Traumatron says:
cheese man is in the local market place.
We got a hot crustacean band. says:
you have man... made of cheese!?
Traumatron says:
well, i just call him...
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munch:
just wanted to say thanks to you and nic for the weekend - i had a great time (apart from the obvious = grrr), and i appreciate the "being put up-ness".
hope you had a great time...i wanna come down again btw...
hope you had a great time...i wanna come down again btw...
deleteddelete:
I was really sad I couldn't make it man. I didn't even find an internet connection to send you a stupid birthday message
Ah well, I'll make up for it next year eh. Hope you had a goodun
I'm probably worrying about nothing with all this Chicago malarkey. There's a good chance it won't even happen. It would be a fucking great opportunity though. I'm just a little freaked out at the moment because everything is happening at once. It's more than my little country bumpkin brain can cope with
I'm probably worrying about nothing with all this Chicago malarkey. There's a good chance it won't even happen. It would be a fucking great opportunity though. I'm just a little freaked out at the moment because everything is happening at once. It's more than my little country bumpkin brain can cope with
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agata:
Well heres a start...


kestrel:
Thank you, darling!
TRAUMATRON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY OF DOOM
Come celebrate the maturing of SGUK's resident zombie/robot hybrid! See him morph hideously from sprightly young thing to doddering geriatric! Marvel as his attire changes from funky fresh to geography teacher style stale!
PAY ATTENTION:
Party at my place, Saturday April 23rd.
There will be venturing to a nice pub, to get slowly fucked up during the day, and maybe...
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Come celebrate the maturing of SGUK's resident zombie/robot hybrid! See him morph hideously from sprightly young thing to doddering geriatric! Marvel as his attire changes from funky fresh to geography teacher style stale!
PAY ATTENTION:
Party at my place, Saturday April 23rd.
There will be venturing to a nice pub, to get slowly fucked up during the day, and maybe...
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poppystrike:
It's this really long and tedious form that you have to send off if you want to work with children. It's so that the employer can find out if you have any convictions and if you're clean you get a little certificate thingy. I've already got my certificate, but they're kind of pointless cause every time you apply for a job they make you do it again. Oh and the reason i'm having to fill this in is because i'm applying for an invigilators job at my local college
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poppystrike:
I know mate. I went in there expecting them to issue me with a mini pistol and super tiny mobule phone / handheld robot and all they gave me was a damn application form
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eidmar:
How big is fullsize? Impressive even at that size.
Are you sure that was yoga?
Are you sure that was yoga?
munch:
Vix may not be about on your birthday - she said she was maybe gonna go to Cardiff.
i'm not a loser btw - get yer finger out and organise yer own bloody birthday!!!
i'm not a loser btw - get yer finger out and organise yer own bloody birthday!!!
I dont just sit around here doing nothing all day you know.
I've been working on this little project for example.
It's not finished yet though. Oh, it's actually wholly orignal this time. I drew that thing, with own hand and mouse, as opposed to tarting/buggering up someoone elses photographs for a change.
So yeah. wooooh me.
Job interview went well, although i dont really...
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I've been working on this little project for example.
It's not finished yet though. Oh, it's actually wholly orignal this time. I drew that thing, with own hand and mouse, as opposed to tarting/buggering up someoone elses photographs for a change.
So yeah. wooooh me.
Job interview went well, although i dont really...
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hologram_____:
You're stellar. Thanks.
I'm listening to happy 60's surf music now so it's all good.
You're stellar. Thanks.
I'm listening to happy 60's surf music now so it's all good.
studsnspikes:
Hey how's to going...
Thought i'd drop by your page and say howdy..
Nice to meet you in brighton and cheltenham...
Done a fine job of introducing the ladies that night ...
Stopped by Nic's page and mentioned that you and her should come up to london some time and hook up with me and Jezabel.. get drunk, dick about, the usual tom-foolery..
Have you cemented your birthday plans with Tilly yet???
Be good to catch up some time...
Hopefully see you at the next brighton show..
Take care
Laters
Thought i'd drop by your page and say howdy..
Nice to meet you in brighton and cheltenham...
Done a fine job of introducing the ladies that night ...
Stopped by Nic's page and mentioned that you and her should come up to london some time and hook up with me and Jezabel.. get drunk, dick about, the usual tom-foolery..
Have you cemented your birthday plans with Tilly yet???
Be good to catch up some time...
Hopefully see you at the next brighton show..
Take care
Laters
Zombotron!
So then, the dole money is finally coming through, so on wednesday I'll have an extra 180. Thank fuck.
I may not be on the dole for too long, as I have an interview with a guy from Acetech about some night Data-entry work over at Gatwick airport, the money is good (about 72 a night) but...night shift...urgh. So yeah, we'll see. Hopefully the...
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So then, the dole money is finally coming through, so on wednesday I'll have an extra 180. Thank fuck.
I may not be on the dole for too long, as I have an interview with a guy from Acetech about some night Data-entry work over at Gatwick airport, the money is good (about 72 a night) but...night shift...urgh. So yeah, we'll see. Hopefully the...
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tilly:
It's not rude! It was written before I turned into a raging lust-beast from the planet 'Sticky Knickers!' Times were more innocent back then.
Less interesting, but innocent non the less.
And it's up now! Go! Go read my poem!
Less interesting, but innocent non the less.
And it's up now! Go! Go read my poem!
So then, my dears, posted below is a little chat with creamygoodness. This is taking the place of a very miserable and self loathing journal, which I know full well would garner me no attention, or affection what so ever. So here's some thing terribly amusing instead. You vile, black blooded whores.
Splinter Cell 3 might not be shit.
Traumatron [Krauser! what a pussy!] says:...
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Splinter Cell 3 might not be shit.
Traumatron [Krauser! what a pussy!] says:...
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poppystrike:
Aw thank you matey. I might make a twighlight appearence on MSN later. I'm feeling much better with my new dressing
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lauren:
Thank you!!!
Well folks, it's been a massively emotional few days, it really has. I've been stretched to breaking point over easter time, lemme tell ya. Here's a bullet pointed list - with emoticon translations!!111
*The UK girls turned up on Thursday for the Brighton burlesque =
*The UK girls run around my flat trying to get ready for the show admist dealing with dodgey emails, burning...
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*The UK girls turned up on Thursday for the Brighton burlesque =
*The UK girls run around my flat trying to get ready for the show admist dealing with dodgey emails, burning...
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munch:
yeah - the end of the movie is completely unconnected to the rest of the film..
bulk of movie = band of cute big breasted 60s rock chicks take loads of drugs and shag
end of movie = bands promoter reveals a pair of scary looking breasts and chases everyone around a mansion with a sword.
WTF!!!!
but awesome all the same...
i think the soundtrack is even harder to come by - i'd love to get hold of that!
[Edited on Mar 30, 2005 10:53PM]
bulk of movie = band of cute big breasted 60s rock chicks take loads of drugs and shag
end of movie = bands promoter reveals a pair of scary looking breasts and chases everyone around a mansion with a sword.
WTF!!!!
but awesome all the same...
i think the soundtrack is even harder to come by - i'd love to get hold of that!
[Edited on Mar 30, 2005 10:53PM]
wated:
I read all of that and the main thought I had was, "'tron needs a DS for long trips"
My mind clearly isn't wired like 'normal' people.
Secondary thought: you should lick CDs to clean them, THEN wipe with a T-shirt. If you doubt my sageness then try it sometime and get back to me.
My mind clearly isn't wired like 'normal' people.
Secondary thought: you should lick CDs to clean them, THEN wipe with a T-shirt. If you doubt my sageness then try it sometime and get back to me.
