Well, i just left a shitload of testimonials. I cant really see the point of them. Is it so SG's can look up to see whose an asshole and who is godlike?
Anyway. Im alright. you?
Im going into St. Albans today i think. Theres a new Jhonen Vasquez book out- only he's using a different name. Jesus, how silly. So i shall be standing...
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Anyway. Im alright. you?
Im going into St. Albans today i think. Theres a new Jhonen Vasquez book out- only he's using a different name. Jesus, how silly. So i shall be standing...
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Huh? Hold the fuck on...whats a testimonial?
Ohhh I am very busy, busy busy, busy busy oh hohoho Colin Newman on fire...
Torture Garden tonite with Nic Nak. I am bricking it, as they may not let me in- despite us having tickets. OH! i should bring the camers shouldnt i!? Yeah, I'll do that, show you blousey types what yer missin.
Hey, check that...
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Ohhh I am very busy, busy busy, busy busy oh hohoho Colin Newman on fire...
Torture Garden tonite with Nic Nak. I am bricking it, as they may not let me in- despite us having tickets. OH! i should bring the camers shouldnt i!? Yeah, I'll do that, show you blousey types what yer missin.
Hey, check that...
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caz:
Whoa a darth vader helmet. My mate has one of those and he used to just sit there watchin tv in it, and drinkng rum and coke. Trust me it get freaky.. untill he tries to talk and we cant hear him...lol.
[Edited on Jul 03, 2003]
[Edited on Jul 03, 2003]
maelwys:
Well, it's not quite legal action but sort of compensation. Through bribes of chocolate I have convinced the company secretary to let me buy a shiny new computer through the company and then convieniantly 'loose' the paperwork in the system. Plus my boss was silly enough to leave me with the keys to petty cash box. Inkjet cartridges, zip disks and any other supplies I need mysteriously become company requirements. Yes I am a total bastard. But then my boss is a rich arsehole with a ferrari. I'm still going to put laxatives in Phil's coffee for not changing the saw blade and thus moolering my hand on spiky metal. I'm also a vindictive bastard 
Are you motherfucking ready for the new shit?
Oh, jolly good.
Guess what?
I E.mailed my old partner in crime Lee Nelson (a.k.a Lord Wombat), he is doing fine and is sorting out a comedy night in london!
He said that once he sorts everything, i get:
20 MUTHAFUCKING MINUTES TO PERFORM MY ASS OFF!!
I am a cheery colin. I am dreaming up all...
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Oh, jolly good.
Guess what?
I E.mailed my old partner in crime Lee Nelson (a.k.a Lord Wombat), he is doing fine and is sorting out a comedy night in london!
He said that once he sorts everything, i get:
20 MUTHAFUCKING MINUTES TO PERFORM MY ASS OFF!!
I am a cheery colin. I am dreaming up all...
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rogziel:
HURRAH FOR TRAUMA-BOT
KILL KILL KILL!!!
KILL KILL KILL!!!
big_dave:
I'm still smarting cos you didn't shout COOOEEE! GERONIMO! across the room. 
FLOOOMPH!!
Alright? Thought I'd fill you in my recent goings on...
This morning, on my way to work on the bus, i put together a comedy set- and a pretty damn good one comprising of some of my old material and new stuff. It involves, spiders, dogs, and Kylie Minougue.
So...all i require now is a venue? Does anyone know a place where new acts...
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partiallyblind:
i wish. maybe if they paid me in booty it'd actually be worth it?
siara:
... wipe clean uniforms.. that is soo strange... i guess it makes it alot easier for some people.. to do.. whatever they do in them... hehe!!
.. hope you find a venue.. there are heaps over here in Australia.. but thats probably too far
.. hope you find a venue.. there are heaps over here in Australia.. but thats probably too far
KKKKRRRRRUUUBOOOOM!
pheweee! I, sirs and madams, am cream - fuckin- crackered.
Yes, I shot the UK girls for the superspectular 5 girl UK set, yes, I went to Download Fest with them and saw cool bands, and Yes, I fell in love with each and every one of those ladies.
The shoot went pretty much ok. Cherry had bought along her fkn amazing cam which...
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pheweee! I, sirs and madams, am cream - fuckin- crackered.
Yes, I shot the UK girls for the superspectular 5 girl UK set, yes, I went to Download Fest with them and saw cool bands, and Yes, I fell in love with each and every one of those ladies.
The shoot went pretty much ok. Cherry had bought along her fkn amazing cam which...
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cherry:
methinks you're a showoff 
If I was a superhero I'd be stoked. It's always been my ambition to be so.
I'm not sure about the film thingie now
I just gots me a job and it starts on the 16th
Cherry xox
If I was a superhero I'd be stoked. It's always been my ambition to be so.
I'm not sure about the film thingie now
I just gots me a job and it starts on the 16th
Cherry xox
cherry:
Hmm, a stake through the heart? That's a bit mucky for my likings.
Cherry xox
Cherry xox
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verystrange:
Sure mate keep on creating!
Just always have some sense to it. Random associations can sometimes prove to be still insightful but mostly a sense of purpose is more aesthetically pleasing to the eyeand mind.
By the way I am at the University of Durham
Just always have some sense to it. Random associations can sometimes prove to be still insightful but mostly a sense of purpose is more aesthetically pleasing to the eyeand mind.
By the way I am at the University of Durham
cherry:
Yes, it's a prison.
Now go away, my head hurts
Cherry xox
Now go away, my head hurts
Cherry xox
FEEL MY PAIN
Hello my petals. Many thanks to all who wished me happy b.day things, to those that didnt: when i am king- you will be first against the wall.
Since my b.day i have been very very busy- which is a good thing. I've featured 2 movies for a start go look: http://www.zebox.com/subterraneanfilms/
The films are Day Out Of The Dead and Midnight...
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Hello my petals. Many thanks to all who wished me happy b.day things, to those that didnt: when i am king- you will be first against the wall.
Since my b.day i have been very very busy- which is a good thing. I've featured 2 movies for a start go look: http://www.zebox.com/subterraneanfilms/
The films are Day Out Of The Dead and Midnight...
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neon:
i'll wrestle with you any day if you let me win. how are you doing?
raven:
would it be okay if i peeked in and said a very belated happy birthday? will you show me a bit more mercy when you are ruler of the earth?
"If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG." --Jack Nicholson
Wow, im pretty pooped. Its monday morning, and my last day of freedom before hitting the grindstone again tomorrow. Booo.
So, the movie shoot i accompanied Nicola to actually became something of a pleasant suprise- made some new...
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Wow, im pretty pooped. Its monday morning, and my last day of freedom before hitting the grindstone again tomorrow. Booo.
So, the movie shoot i accompanied Nicola to actually became something of a pleasant suprise- made some new...
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kinto:
Seems I'm a bit late but "happy b'day to you sir !" 
K
I wanna be a zombie in a movie too !!
K
I wanna be a zombie in a movie too !!
noirin:
yeh man i am so back where it's at, i've neglected the online superhighway and all the treasure that lies therein muchly of late. but now i feel is the time to take advantage of all the wonders on offer and maybe have some friends, i dunno maybe, that might be pushing it.
it is almost SUMMER!
and well spotted, i changed my name with a change of mind and a little inspiration from the anime legend of noir, the most feared [and compulsorily female] assassin the world has known! hurrah!
it is almost SUMMER!
and well spotted, i changed my name with a change of mind and a little inspiration from the anime legend of noir, the most feared [and compulsorily female] assassin the world has known! hurrah!
"Emotional arousal is the handmaiden of tyranny - in the home and on the world stage. It stops clear thinking and facilitates the rise of psychopathic personalities. The only long-term resolution of conflict is to devise a social order that enables more people to get their needs met."
http://www.newscientist.com/opinion/opinterview.jsp?id=ns23901
http://www.newscientist.com/opinion/opinterview.jsp?id=ns23901
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twenty1dead:
hey.. i'm one of the sick ones then..
it really bugs some people too.. lol
i just think the world eould be a better place if people just chilled the fuck out!
interesting column though..
it really bugs some people too.. lol
i just think the world eould be a better place if people just chilled the fuck out!
interesting column though..
jd:
come on update ure profile, i want ure take on the weekend, then maybe all other confused members can read our individual journals, and try to figure out what the hell went on last night.
they'll never know, PM me ure msn thing-a-ma-jig please.
they'll never know, PM me ure msn thing-a-ma-jig please.
PLYMOUTH DAY 3
Had a long sleep, and im ready to say 'bollocks' 50 times this morning. In approx. 30 minutes, i am scheduled to poke my head round CG's living room door, and utter the above expletive.
Its art baby.
Yesterdays shoot was pretty cool, but the shot in question was very long- at least in comparison to the previous. It involved a lot...
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Had a long sleep, and im ready to say 'bollocks' 50 times this morning. In approx. 30 minutes, i am scheduled to poke my head round CG's living room door, and utter the above expletive.
Its art baby.
Yesterdays shoot was pretty cool, but the shot in question was very long- at least in comparison to the previous. It involved a lot...
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cheech:
Maakies! Drinky Crow! I definitely had a Drinky Crow day today, which explains the Rolling Rock on my desk...
edit 4/15/03 - If you go back and look at my first dream bands, it's silly how many times I have Nic, Cherry or Nic AND Cherry on bass. I kept making up drop-D-tuning thud-stonerdoom-metal bands to fit multiple bassists...and I don't even know if Nic or Cherry can even stomach Sabbath...but are there two women in England with more style than Nic and Cherry? Of course not.
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edit 4/15/03 - If you go back and look at my first dream bands, it's silly how many times I have Nic, Cherry or Nic AND Cherry on bass. I kept making up drop-D-tuning thud-stonerdoom-metal bands to fit multiple bassists...and I don't even know if Nic or Cherry can even stomach Sabbath...but are there two women in England with more style than Nic and Cherry? Of course not.
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catsmeow:
u can always IM me sweets...
just email me and ill give you the name...ey name....
yeah
just email me and ill give you the name...ey name....
yeah
wheres my testimonial??
i don't see the point in them myself....i haven't actually clicked on anyones profile and thought - ooh i'll see what people think of this guy.
Have a wonderful summer and if you're bored, well... destroy stuff
See you in Autumn!
K