The Gigolo, the Gigolo is charging twice the price
To the priest in holy orders who lives a life of vice
He pleads for mercy, God says no
Swing 'em high, swing 'em low
The old lady's savings time do erode
She can't pay for the heating, off the heating goes
She pleads for mercy, God says no
Swing 'em high, swing 'em low
The...
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To the priest in holy orders who lives a life of vice
He pleads for mercy, God says no
Swing 'em high, swing 'em low
The old lady's savings time do erode
She can't pay for the heating, off the heating goes
She pleads for mercy, God says no
Swing 'em high, swing 'em low
The...
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the_bear:
Srrumtymeess miiyyy arrmsss bennnddd baackkk...
olsen:
Do I? I'm trying to pinpoint why I sound like her and I'm not all that Lain-like.....so far as I can see....
As you have gathered, the place i live is not a nice one. It is a grey town with flying rats and the streets filled with TV-created morons. There is is precious little romance and even fewer individuals that i wish to to spend my time with. Taking a walk through the shopping centre is like wandering about in an Aphex Twin music video.
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olsen:
Real life all the way.
nickysonic:
Oi! Asha! Leave it!
We have a similar guy in Ealing. He talks to himself very loudly - often into a mobile fone (his hand). I think it's "someone" talking to him though - he always screams "you're 50, you're a retard, you wanna go to speed dating, everyone's laughing at you" etc. Feel sorry for him, but can't help smiling (I'm only human).
Craig David's ass is mine
We have a similar guy in Ealing. He talks to himself very loudly - often into a mobile fone (his hand). I think it's "someone" talking to him though - he always screams "you're 50, you're a retard, you wanna go to speed dating, everyone's laughing at you" etc. Feel sorry for him, but can't help smiling (I'm only human).
Craig David's ass is mine
Kestrel asked me what I'd been up to, so I suppose I'd better update you impish lot on my most recent doings...
Um...
Not an awful lot to be honest. College is going reasonably well, all a little bit dull at the minute to be honest.
/esoteric
My Lizardmen finally Triumphed over The Hordes Of Chaos. won by 500 points in 1000 point battle. whoo...
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Um...
Not an awful lot to be honest. College is going reasonably well, all a little bit dull at the minute to be honest.
/esoteric
My Lizardmen finally Triumphed over The Hordes Of Chaos. won by 500 points in 1000 point battle. whoo...
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big_dave:
I used to make figures for Citadel. My old flatmate still works for them. Are they even called Citadel any more?
brandviolet:
And I thought the SG lynch mob was going to come after The Heretic (me). Nice to now I am not alone and that others share a sense of context and perspective.
I used to think I was a girl too.
Thanks for the comment and I hope to chat more!
I used to think I was a girl too.
Thanks for the comment and I hope to chat more!
for those of you who left jovial remarks in my prvious journal: oh ho ho ho- what wits you truly are.
Sadly though, the majority of you are quite correct- my mind is indeed 'Plauged with Peaks'. It is affecting my day to day life:
Anything in the fridge that has cellophane on it: "dead!...wrapped in plastic!"
I have a craving for coffee and cherry...
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Sadly though, the majority of you are quite correct- my mind is indeed 'Plauged with Peaks'. It is affecting my day to day life:
Anything in the fridge that has cellophane on it: "dead!...wrapped in plastic!"
I have a craving for coffee and cherry...
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olsen:
you know I still haven't seen Pirates of the Caribean?
kestrel:
What're YOU up to these days?
"Once upon a time, there was a place of great goodness, called the White Lodge. Gentle fawns gamboled there amidst happy, laughing spirits. The sounds of innocence and joy filled the air. And when it rained, it rained sweet nectar that infused one's heart with a desire to live life in truth and beauty. Generally speaking, a ghastly place, reeking of virtue's sour smell. Engorged...
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partiallyblind:
it's food of the God's, man!
it hurts going back to Winamp once you've used it...
come over to the dark side
it hurts going back to Winamp once you've used it...
come over to the dark side
misterjesus:
Dude have you been drinking bong water again?
don't lie to Jesus...
don't lie to Jesus...
Meaning "double walker" a doppelganger is a shadow-self that accompanies every human. Only the owner of a doppelganger can see it, otherwise it is invisible to human eyes. Dogs and cats have been known to see doppelgangers. Providing sympathetic company, a doppelganger almost always stands behind a person, and they cast no reflection in a mirror. They are prepared to listen and give advice to...
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caz:
DUDE.. i aint seen that profile pic yet... have i been away that long! Its soo kool... although i look like that at the mo from damn flu.. whats ur excuse..ey?!?!! hehehe
olsen:
Hard to see the Brad Pitt thing from the pictures. You should scan that ID.
As to Flux and I looking alike, I don't really see it. She's half my size for one. But I think we are both loudly strange, confident in the parts of ourselves that other people hide. I think it's much more a question of conduct than appearence. I think at the time of the comparison, she and I both had red hair.
But thank you. I'm glad to be just Olsen.
As to Flux and I looking alike, I don't really see it. She's half my size for one. But I think we are both loudly strange, confident in the parts of ourselves that other people hide. I think it's much more a question of conduct than appearence. I think at the time of the comparison, she and I both had red hair.
But thank you. I'm glad to be just Olsen.
Bipolar Disorder may begin either with manic or depressive symptoms.
The manic symptoms include:
severe changes in mood compared to others of the same age and background - either unusually happy or silly, or very irritable, angry, agitated or aggressive
unrealistic highs in self-esteem - for example, a teenager who feels all powerful or like a superhero with special powers
great increase in energy and...
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The manic symptoms include:
severe changes in mood compared to others of the same age and background - either unusually happy or silly, or very irritable, angry, agitated or aggressive
unrealistic highs in self-esteem - for example, a teenager who feels all powerful or like a superhero with special powers
great increase in energy and...
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kestrel:
=P
Gordon: HOLY SMOKES! WHO IS THAT?
Cooper: Shelly Johnson.
[Gordon motions he didn't here]
Cooper: SHELLY JOHNSON.
Gordon: WHAT A BEAUTY! KINDA REMINDS ME OF THAT STATUE, THE
BABE WITHOUT THE ARMS.
Cooper: Venus de Milo.
Gordon: THE NAME WAS MILO, BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT.
THAT'S THE KIND OF GIRL THAT MAKES YOU WISH YOU
SPOKE A LITTLE FRENCH. 'SCUSE ME COOP WHILE I...
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Cooper: Shelly Johnson.
[Gordon motions he didn't here]
Cooper: SHELLY JOHNSON.
Gordon: WHAT A BEAUTY! KINDA REMINDS ME OF THAT STATUE, THE
BABE WITHOUT THE ARMS.
Cooper: Venus de Milo.
Gordon: THE NAME WAS MILO, BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT.
THAT'S THE KIND OF GIRL THAT MAKES YOU WISH YOU
SPOKE A LITTLE FRENCH. 'SCUSE ME COOP WHILE I...
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olsen:
Human Percussion and Dessert.
I think it's beautiful. If you remind me in November/December, maybe I'll employ that as the title of my final thesis.
I think it's beautiful. If you remind me in November/December, maybe I'll employ that as the title of my final thesis.
big_dave:
The world is a poorer place when there's no Twin Peaks in it 
Judge Sternwood: So, Agent Cooper, how are you finding our little corner of the world?
Cooper: It's heaven, sir.
Judge S.: Well, this week heaven includes arson, multiple homicide, and an attempt on the life of a Federal agent.
Cooper: Heaven is a large and interesting place, sir!
I said mental.
Cooper: It's heaven, sir.
Judge S.: Well, this week heaven includes arson, multiple homicide, and an attempt on the life of a Federal agent.
Cooper: Heaven is a large and interesting place, sir!
I said mental.
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noirin:
Fave Coop Quote #1: 'That's damn fine coffee - and hot!' [after spitting it everywhere because it burnt him!]
yeh im back back back, a bored london student with little to do. well that's not strictly if at all true but means i will be doing more of the journal bsiness coz clare is back at uni so i have to keep her updated! hope the world eating is going well?
yeh im back back back, a bored london student with little to do. well that's not strictly if at all true but means i will be doing more of the journal bsiness coz clare is back at uni so i have to keep her updated! hope the world eating is going well?
olsen:
This is just one of those things that means so much to me. It is an extension of myself on paper. And if no one is there to realize it in actuality, it is a failure of failures.
I could accept seeing my musical flop onstage, could accept it falling in on itself because it was poorly written or actualized, because it was to delicate or too forceful.
But to see my entire project shatter before it begins, simply because no one wants to audition? That's not a worthwhile failure. It's not my failure.
I want something I can learn from, or leer at, or despise, for being without a doubt mine.
....Dairy free dairy, and a kick in the face, please, doctor!
I could accept seeing my musical flop onstage, could accept it falling in on itself because it was poorly written or actualized, because it was to delicate or too forceful.
But to see my entire project shatter before it begins, simply because no one wants to audition? That's not a worthwhile failure. It's not my failure.
I want something I can learn from, or leer at, or despise, for being without a doubt mine.
....Dairy free dairy, and a kick in the face, please, doctor!
Well, ladies and Gents I have put up with an awful lot o' shit recently, but I came through on top.
*Went a wicked Goth party as my SG persona (pics soon enough)
*Have gone Twin peaks mental
*I said :mental!
*College is still good
Uhhh, that'll do.
*Went a wicked Goth party as my SG persona (pics soon enough)
*Have gone Twin peaks mental
*I said :mental!
*College is still good
Uhhh, that'll do.
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olsen:
You're my favourite!
Not everyone knows that the best way to heal an upset girl is to punch her and buy her ice cream. Nice form! <3 ! It had better be vegan ice cream, though.
Not everyone knows that the best way to heal an upset girl is to punch her and buy her ice cream. Nice form! <3 ! It had better be vegan ice cream, though.
olsen:
I just ate a whole pint of soy delicious rasberry, but my favourite is soy delicious creme caramel.