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stuff from ages ago that was good, part 456: Knightmare & Ian Livingston books

*~Tilly~*~ says:
The BEST adventure books are those ones by Ian Livinstone where you have to choose which page to turn to. YOU CAN DIE IN THOSE BOOKS!

Traumatron says:
they were the shiznazzle.

~*~Tilly~*~ says:
Woop! I fucking love those. I have most of them in my attic at home

Traumatron says:
WOOD ELF attack 4 HP 2

Traumatron says:
fuck you, wood elf, i'm away on my toes!

Traumatron:says:
*turns to page 54*

Traumatron says:
*falls down a pit*

Traumatron says:
bugger.

~*~Tilly~*~ says:
Haha ' You see an old figure with a knowing smile and wise features. You assume he is the seller of potions and such like. But he also has a fuck-off dagger in his knarled hand. Do you talk to him in order to gain some information and perhaps a little sustinance *page 352* Or kill him. *p214*

~*~Tilly~*~ says:
KILL!!!

Traumatron says:
woah there pickle, you said to buy potions whenever an oppurtunity arose!

~*~Tilly~*~ says:
But he has a dagger! And this isnt Final Fantasy! You can just cheat and pretend you went for the other page!

Traumatron says:
...oooph, you're a bad one.

Traumatron says:
i bet you went to library and tore out the last page in all of em eh?

Traumatron says:
some poor cunts just beaten all manner of traps and green skinned nasties only to find the last page has fucked it off away somewhere.

Traumatron: says:
and then writing in the back cover: 'you cunt - buy a ps2'.

~*~Tilly~*~ says:
I did not sir! I have respect for all other adventurers! Just as I had respect for those brave souls who went on Knightmare. Well, respect, and jealousy

Traumatron says:
hah - shit, i loved knightmare.

Traumatron says:
GET THE PIE BRIAN!

~*~Tilly~*~ says:
me too. 'Go left.....no MY left!'

Traumatron says:
DONG! oooh nasty...

~*~Tilly~*~ says:
'Where am I? ' 'You're in a room'

Traumatronsays:
a room with some bastard in rags with a carrot on his nose pretending to be a wight.

Traumatron says:
spellcating: F.U.C.K.O.F.F.S.U.N.S.H.I.N.E

~*~Tilly~*~ says:
LoL oh those actors 'Who goes there! *dances like a twat* I am Vulva, the fairy of the forest! Do you have any enchanted pie for me?'

~*~Tilly~*~ says:
GIVE HER THE PIE! THE PIE!!!

Traumatron says:
no the OTHER PIE!!!

~*~Tilly~*~ says:
Where am i again?
I dont want you to panic but there are trolls after you and they are going to kill you. Run to the left. No, MY LEFT. YOU TWAT Brian!

Traumatron says:
DONG! DONG! DONG!

Traumatron says:
you're dead. now fuck off outta my dungeon you spotty cunts.

~*~Tilly~*~ says:
Oh they should bring that back. and let me go on it

Traumatron says:
agreed. you be the helmeted wonder, or one of the over seeing wallies?

~*~Tilly~*~ says:
I'd have the Helmet. I'd want the glory.

Traumatron says:
do you...know your left from right?

~*~Tilly~*~ says:
usually, yes. Under that kind of pressure....who can tell Colin?

Traumatron says:
truly your path to glory knows no failings.

~*~Tilly~*~ says:
well I think I'd be alright. Plus, I can smell pie at 50 paces