traumatron

You know that 'Most Humbling Moment' thing in our profiles?
Well, you can see what i put, right?
The REAL story was al ittle too long to publish in that little space. Read on, filthy worm-babies...

Ok, my parent split up when i was young. about 12. This didnt do me alot of good, as i was just about to careen, acne ridden face-first, into puberty.
For a young british male reaching puberty- its difficult enough coping with your emotions but with the added stress of your folks screaming at each other it doesnt help. To add to this, i was horny as hell, all the time. Horny and angry.
So, I'm over at my mums new house.
She says she's going for a bath after we have dinner.
So she's upstairs running herself a bath.
I'm downstairs watching TV.
Buck Rogers is on.
Buck meets a beautiful alien princess.
Her outfit is skimpy and sparkly.
My penis strains its singular eye to get a better look at this alien lovely.
My right hand realises that he hasnt visited my winkie for...ooh, a couple of hours.
If you think of my trousers as a house, and my willy the owner, he would standing with the front door open, recieving a hug from an old friend.
Only there is now an univited guest, in the shape of my mother, who has come downstairs to ask me to perform some task for her.
In an ingenious move - i freeze, clutching my little chap- who was pretty much concealed from view. pretty much.
Whatever my mum asked of me, i dont know, because i was too busy screaming JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CAN'T I EVEN WATCH BUCK FUCKING ROGERS!!?

She went away.

So yeah, my humbling moment is that because of an alien woman in a spangly outfit, my mother and i more even estranged than we should be.
That, and i was wanking to 70's sci-fi.