traumatron

Diabolical plotting with Creamy G

traumatron says:
wow, i need to poop! brb!

traumatron says:
ok im done.

Ben says:
Did you remember to wash your hands?

traumatron says:
i did!

Ben says:
Well done, it's like you're a real grown-up now!

traumatron says:
i know. no more pooey keyboard for me.

Ben says:
Remind me enver to let you sue my computer....

Ben says:
Or even use it

Ben says:
Goddammit

traumatron says:
hahaha!

traumatron says:
why would i sue it?

Ben says:
Defamation of character. My computer's been telling everyone who'll listen you've been giving it to Peter Andre up the bum.

traumatron says:
that i've been putting your computer up andre's bum?? its simply not true!!

Ben says:
Which is why it's defamation of character. Try to follow me here dumbass

traumatron says:
you watch who you're calling dumbass. i've got shoes and im not afraid to use them.

Ben says:
You better step down bitch. I got me some slippers. And a plastic T-Rex.

traumatron says:
you win this time, creamy g...

Ben says:
I may have won the battle but not the war?

traumatron says:
yeah, alright.

Ben says:
You're one half-hearted evil villain, you know that, right?

traumatron says:
heh. yeah, i know. i get worn out quick.

Ben says:
Perhaps you should nap more often. I'm sure there's plenty of opportunities for shut-eye while the minions are working on the orbital laser

traumatron says:
i thought about just pre-recording little videos of my commands and playing them through the hideout.

traumatron says:
it'd give me more time to pursue other...pursuits.

Ben says:
Yeah, could work, it's not like the commands need to be very detailed anyway "Work harder or I'll kill you! Kill the intruders!"

traumatron says:
thats the stuff. "get them, my robots!"

Ben says:
You have robots? Awesome! I could only afford incompetent lackeys

traumatron says:
are they mutants? you should upgrade to mutants really, you only need about half the workforce then. that means less accomodation and rations.

Ben says:
I like the way you think

traumatron says:
thanks. i didnt waste my time in 'how to become a diabolical maniac' class you know.

Ben says:
www.villainsupply.com

Ben says:
For all your evil needs

traumatron says:
linky no worky.

Ben says:
Doesn't it? Oh balls

traumatron says:
curses!

Ben says:
You're right, it doesn't. Bugger.

traumatron says:
tut. you cant say 'oh balls' and 'bugger' if you're a super-villain, man...

Ben says:
How about 'A thousand curses upon you, you pathetic do-gooder!'

traumatron says:
thaaaaaaats it.

traumatron says:
'damn your pissy leg knots, blonde saviour of man!!'

traumatron says:
...for the surrealist villain.

Ben says:
I like that line, mind if I use it?

Ben says:
I've always fancied World omination with a Dadaesque twist

traumatron says:
omination eh? like it. sounds...ominous. yeah.

Ben says:
... I hate you.

traumatron says:
thats the spirit!