traumatron

Traumatron says:
allo dud.

Nic says:
ello pete

Traumatron says:
nuffin quite like a nice cup o tea in front o the telly eh?

Nic says:
nah, and there's nuffin quite like having both your legs amputated below the knee

Traumatron says:
well no, i dont imagine theres anyfing quite like that, no. apart from avin yer arms off an that an all.

Nic says:
that would be terrible, pete

Traumatron says:
yeah thats right. you wouldnt be able to change the channel would ya?
you'd have to be right up close to the telly- there by damaging your eyes.

Nic says:
so then, you'd be blind, and a quadraplegic

Traumatron says:
damaged do not good bedfellows make, dud.

Traumatron says:
damaged *eyes* do not good bedfellows make, dud.

Nic says:
you fucked up there pete

Traumatron says:
i did mate yeah.

Traumatron says:
so then dud- best tv theme tune?

Nic says:
the clangers

Traumatron says:
how did that one go then?

Nic says:
uhhhh its hard to convey through the medium of text

Traumatron says:
(but thats where the comedy comes in)

Nic says:
okay: meep, meep MEEP meep meep

Traumatron says:
how can you compare a load of old meepin to the majesty of such tv theme classics as Dr. Who?

Nic says:
just because its unconventional doesn't mean it ain't good

Traumatron says:
call Dr. Who's theme conventional would ya??

Nic says:
it has a tune...

Traumatron says:
next you'll be comparing the Neighbours theme to the complex and beautiful works of tchaikovsky!

Nic says:
well, there are starling similarities

Traumatron says:
between Neighbours and Swan Lake? go on then, what might they be then eh?

Nic says:
they both convey the darkness of the undelying theme beautifully
"Everybody needs good neighbours"- but they're not very good are they?
the composer is laughing at us

Traumatron says:
laughing through a carefully woven blanket of darkness and deceit, a complex mesh of sounds designed to mock.. very aststue of you dud- very astute indeed.

Nic says:
see? I know my TV theme tunes and their relavence to our society

Traumatron says:
im very sorry i doubted you.