Sigh...
Nic away in L.A, very little to do. More telly?
08:00 Pornographic Testcard
No 24: Vertical frequency gratings and facial cum shot.
10:15 EXTREME Ornothology
Chuffs, cocks and tits.
11:00 The Ku Klux Klangers
White supremacist version of the surreal 1970s children's show.
11:25 EXTREME News
Details of all the latest wars, disasters and murders read by an epileptic sword swallower on acid.
12:45 Pissed Tarzan
Alcoholic vine swinging adventures.
14:30 EXTREME Soccer
Two balls. Three teams. No rules.
17:45 FILM: Pipkins with a Vengeance
A multi million dollar CGI Hartley Hare takes on a group of ruthless international terrorists in this spectacularly pointless Hollywood remake of the 1970s children's television show.
19:30 Classic Weather EXTREME
1989's tidal wave in India.
20:00 They Think it's All Over
Terminally ill contestants compete for a variety of ultra scarce transplant organs.
21:00 EXTREME Watching Paint Dry
Four teams battle it out in an attempt to watch toxic, VOC-rich, lead-added paint dry in a small, poorly ventilated room with no optical or respiratory protection for the longest possible time.
22:00 I'm a Murderer! Get Me Out of Here!
Controversial game show in which a group of convicted violent offenders are filmed 24 hours a day and a phone-in vote is held to determine which of them should be unconditionally released from prison for no good reason. Sponsored by The Sun.
23:00 International Fox Hunting Championships
Live from the Stade de France.
01:00 Close
www.johnfanzine.com
In other news: Nothing.
Nic away in L.A, very little to do. More telly?
08:00 Pornographic Testcard
No 24: Vertical frequency gratings and facial cum shot.
10:15 EXTREME Ornothology
Chuffs, cocks and tits.
11:00 The Ku Klux Klangers
White supremacist version of the surreal 1970s children's show.
11:25 EXTREME News
Details of all the latest wars, disasters and murders read by an epileptic sword swallower on acid.
12:45 Pissed Tarzan
Alcoholic vine swinging adventures.
14:30 EXTREME Soccer
Two balls. Three teams. No rules.
17:45 FILM: Pipkins with a Vengeance
A multi million dollar CGI Hartley Hare takes on a group of ruthless international terrorists in this spectacularly pointless Hollywood remake of the 1970s children's television show.
19:30 Classic Weather EXTREME
1989's tidal wave in India.
20:00 They Think it's All Over
Terminally ill contestants compete for a variety of ultra scarce transplant organs.
21:00 EXTREME Watching Paint Dry
Four teams battle it out in an attempt to watch toxic, VOC-rich, lead-added paint dry in a small, poorly ventilated room with no optical or respiratory protection for the longest possible time.
22:00 I'm a Murderer! Get Me Out of Here!
Controversial game show in which a group of convicted violent offenders are filmed 24 hours a day and a phone-in vote is held to determine which of them should be unconditionally released from prison for no good reason. Sponsored by The Sun.
23:00 International Fox Hunting Championships
Live from the Stade de France.
01:00 Close
www.johnfanzine.com
In other news: Nothing.
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
siv:
heehee. brilliant. 
i'd subscribe!
i'd subscribe!
kestrel:
Extreme ornothology actually sounds awesome! Maybe that's just me, being a bird person... 