traumatron

A cheese discussion.
A tale of cheeses won and lost, as recounted by Traumatron and alwaysbeingblue.

We got a hot crustacean band. says:
so where you getting your cheese from?

Traumatron says:
cheese man!

Traumatron says:
cheese man is in the local market place.

We got a hot crustacean band. says:
you have man... made of cheese!?

Traumatron says:
well, i just call him...
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munch:

just wanted to say thanks to you and nic for the weekend - i had a great time (apart from the obvious = grrr), and i appreciate the "being put up-ness".

hope you had a great time...i wanna come down again btw...

Apr 26, 2005

deleteddelete:

I was really sad I couldn't make it man. I didn't even find an internet connection to send you a stupid birthday message

Ah well, I'll make up for it next year eh. Hope you had a goodun

I'm probably worrying about nothing with all this Chicago malarkey. There's a good chance it won't even happen. It would be a fucking great opportunity though. I'm just a little freaked out at the moment because everything is happening at once. It's more than my little country bumpkin brain can cope with

Apr 26, 2005

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agata:

Well heres a start...

Apr 21, 2005

kestrel:

Thank you, darling!

Apr 21, 2005

TRAUMATRON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY OF DOOM

Come celebrate the maturing of SGUK's resident zombie/robot hybrid! See him morph hideously from sprightly young thing to doddering geriatric! Marvel as his attire changes from funky fresh to geography teacher style stale!

PAY ATTENTION:

Party at my place, Saturday April 23rd.
There will be venturing to a nice pub, to get slowly fucked up during the day, and maybe...
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poppystrike:

It's this really long and tedious form that you have to send off if you want to work with children. It's so that the employer can find out if you have any convictions and if you're clean you get a little certificate thingy. I've already got my certificate, but they're kind of pointless cause every time you apply for a job they make you do it again. Oh and the reason i'm having to fill this in is because i'm applying for an invigilators job at my local college

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Apr 18, 2005

poppystrike:

I know mate. I went in there expecting them to issue me with a mini pistol and super tiny mobule phone / handheld robot and all they gave me was a damn application form

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Apr 18, 2005

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eidmar:

How big is fullsize? Impressive even at that size.
Are you sure that was yoga?

Apr 13, 2005

munch:

Vix may not be about on your birthday - she said she was maybe gonna go to Cardiff.

i'm not a loser btw - get yer finger out and organise yer own bloody birthday!!!

Apr 13, 2005

I dont just sit around here doing nothing all day you know.

I've been working on this little project for example.

It's not finished yet though. Oh, it's actually wholly orignal this time. I drew that thing, with own hand and mouse, as opposed to tarting/buggering up someoone elses photographs for a change.

So yeah. wooooh me.

Job interview went well, although i dont really...
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hologram_____:

You're stellar. Thanks.

I'm listening to happy 60's surf music now so it's all good.

Apr 11, 2005

studsnspikes:

Hey how's to going...
Thought i'd drop by your page and say howdy..
Nice to meet you in brighton and cheltenham...
Done a fine job of introducing the ladies that night ...
Stopped by Nic's page and mentioned that you and her should come up to london some time and hook up with me and Jezabel.. get drunk, dick about, the usual tom-foolery..
Have you cemented your birthday plans with Tilly yet???
Be good to catch up some time...
Hopefully see you at the next brighton show..
Take care
Laters

Apr 11, 2005

Zombotron!

So then, the dole money is finally coming through, so on wednesday I'll have an extra 180. Thank fuck.

I may not be on the dole for too long, as I have an interview with a guy from Acetech about some night Data-entry work over at Gatwick airport, the money is good (about 72 a night) but...night shift...urgh. So yeah, we'll see. Hopefully the...
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Apr 7, 2005

tilly:

It's not rude! It was written before I turned into a raging lust-beast from the planet 'Sticky Knickers!' Times were more innocent back then.

Less interesting, but innocent non the less.

And it's up now! Go! Go read my poem!

Apr 8, 2005

So then, my dears, posted below is a little chat with creamygoodness. This is taking the place of a very miserable and self loathing journal, which I know full well would garner me no attention, or affection what so ever. So here's some thing terribly amusing instead. You vile, black blooded whores.

Splinter Cell 3 might not be shit.

Traumatron [Krauser! what a pussy!] says:...
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poppystrike:

Aw thank you matey. I might make a twighlight appearence on MSN later. I'm feeling much better with my new dressing

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Apr 4, 2005

lauren:

Thank you!!!

Apr 4, 2005

Well folks, it's been a massively emotional few days, it really has. I've been stretched to breaking point over easter time, lemme tell ya. Here's a bullet pointed list - with emoticon translations!!111

*The UK girls turned up on Thursday for the Brighton burlesque =

*The UK girls run around my flat trying to get ready for the show admist dealing with dodgey emails, burning...
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munch:

yeah - the end of the movie is completely unconnected to the rest of the film..

bulk of movie = band of cute big breasted 60s rock chicks take loads of drugs and shag

end of movie = bands promoter reveals a pair of scary looking breasts and chases everyone around a mansion with a sword.

WTF!!!!

but awesome all the same...

i think the soundtrack is even harder to come by - i'd love to get hold of that!

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Mar 30, 2005

wated:

I read all of that and the main thought I had was, "'tron needs a DS for long trips"

My mind clearly isn't wired like 'normal' people.

Secondary thought: you should lick CDs to clean them, THEN wipe with a T-shirt. If you doubt my sageness then try it sometime and get back to me.

Mar 30, 2005

In response to Doplex's journal entry: 'Tell me about your childhood'.

Hmm. Bullet points methinks:

*I met my best and oldest friend, Colin Grady (CG) at aged 8, by the bent up old tree outside my house. My cousin Steven introduced us.

*My folks worked hard. My mother mainly had afactory work, my father ran an off-licence.

*I had alot of toys. I made up...
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tilly:

'What can I say to you to make you not like pigeons?'

- Tron, 26/3/2005

It was so sickenly good to see you old boy, I didn't even wretch when I had to get rid of one of your poos the next morning. Your compering was top of the notches and made me right confident to wiggle myself around on stage, even though it was a bit blue for some people's tastes.

Best Tron link between acts 'Clap your hands together like retards.' Frrrrried gold!

We're definately going to have to do something for my birthday now aren't we? You big tempting apple of joyful doom.

Love to you dude.

Edit to spell 'Joyful' properly, because 'Jouful is not a word.'

[Edited on Mar 27, 2005 5:52PM]

Mar 27, 2005