Diane, its 8:29 am 16th December and I am entering the town of Suicide Peaks. A usually tranquil place but not without its bad apples.
I'm to investigate the crime of 'impersonation' here in this quiet resort. Some grave claims have been made, and the townsfolk are pretty restless. Thankfully, I've got quite a bit to go on due to some reliable informants.
This one...
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I'm to investigate the crime of 'impersonation' here in this quiet resort. Some grave claims have been made, and the townsfolk are pretty restless. Thankfully, I've got quite a bit to go on due to some reliable informants.
This one...
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滑稽虽然这是, 它证明, babelfish 译者是堆胡扯。
baka:
and god vanished in a puff of logic 
cheech:
"ancient Chinese secret," huh?
L'entre de journal d'aujourd'hui est en franais.
Principalement parce que je vraiment aime fuck avec les gars de autant que moi probablement peut.
Si, ouais, tout tictaque le long de bien. Le collge est toujours peu prs d'accord, en dpit de l'autobus long voyage droit aprs un jours longs travaille afin de recevoir l-bas.
Je finalement ai gr aussi pour recevoir tout mon nol commercial...
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Principalement parce que je vraiment aime fuck avec les gars de autant que moi probablement peut.
Si, ouais, tout tictaque le long de bien. Le collge est toujours peu prs d'accord, en dpit de l'autobus long voyage droit aprs un jours longs travaille afin de recevoir l-bas.
Je finalement ai gr aussi pour recevoir tout mon nol commercial...
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thee_tron:
Oh yeah
I am megatron
where are you from in uk
me its manchester
I am megatron
where are you from in uk
me its manchester
thee_tron:
awesome ill have to get in touch with her
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partiallyblind:
big mechanial ponce?
that's MEGATRON for fucks sake woman! show some respect
that's MEGATRON for fucks sake woman! show some respect
partiallyblind:
see? i'm so shocked i can't even spell mechanical 
Traumatron says:
allo dud.
Nic says:
ello pete
Traumatron says:
nuffin quite like a nice cup o tea in front o the telly eh?
Nic says:
nah, and there's nuffin quite like having both your legs amputated below the knee
Traumatron says:
well no, i dont imagine theres anyfing quite like that, no. apart from avin yer arms off an that an all.
Nic says:...
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allo dud.
Nic says:
ello pete
Traumatron says:
nuffin quite like a nice cup o tea in front o the telly eh?
Nic says:
nah, and there's nuffin quite like having both your legs amputated below the knee
Traumatron says:
well no, i dont imagine theres anyfing quite like that, no. apart from avin yer arms off an that an all.
Nic says:...
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perversia:
i...just...can't...stop...laughing!!! 
gunterx:
what a great dialogue!
Good evening, London. I thought it time we had a little talk. Are you sitting comfortably?
Then I'll begin. . . .
I suppose you're wondering why I've called you here this evening. Well, you see, I'm not entirely satisfied with your performance lately . . . I'm afraid your work's been slipping and . . . and, well, I'm afraid we've been thinking about...
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Then I'll begin. . . .
I suppose you're wondering why I've called you here this evening. Well, you see, I'm not entirely satisfied with your performance lately . . . I'm afraid your work's been slipping and . . . and, well, I'm afraid we've been thinking about...
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preppylegend:
I think you are right but what the duck does ' top hole' mean ,
what is the reference ,
forever flummoxed
Preppy
what is the reference ,
forever flummoxed
Preppy
big_dave:
okay, so, maybe I do have the weirdest life ever, but it's the only one I've got and I'm determined to fuck it up one way or another 
S'not a problem about last w/e. Much as I would've loved hearing about Sonic's banjo string and observed your ale-fuelled rantings, I was blitzed from work & flying and would've just fallen asleep in your lap. Still, you could've all taken great pics of me with biro'd comments on my bald head...
S'not a problem about last w/e. Much as I would've loved hearing about Sonic's banjo string and observed your ale-fuelled rantings, I was blitzed from work & flying and would've just fallen asleep in your lap. Still, you could've all taken great pics of me with biro'd comments on my bald head...
what traumatron and antenna did whilst they should have been working...
Traumatron says:
glarg
fukd and bombd says:
kerching
Traumatron says:
flang doogle
fukd and bombd says:
schwang?
Traumatron says:
ploople
fukd and bombd says:
arg
Traumatron says:
correct. you may enter.
fukd and bombd says:
enter what?...
Traumatron says:
the top secret spies club!
fukd and bombd says:
I don't have a badge though....
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Traumatron says:
glarg
fukd and bombd says:
kerching
Traumatron says:
flang doogle
fukd and bombd says:
schwang?
Traumatron says:
ploople
fukd and bombd says:
arg
Traumatron says:
correct. you may enter.
fukd and bombd says:
enter what?...
Traumatron says:
the top secret spies club!
fukd and bombd says:
I don't have a badge though....
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big_dave:
Okay, in theory I'll be in london sometime on Sunday so the evening should be doable... depending on finish times/getting home. Mail me a contact number if you dare
EDIT Fuckwads... just discovered it's fully bokked. Curse my not being in UK type foolishness... but if yer up for a drinkie earlier in the day I could be easily arm-twisted...
[Edited on Nov 20, 2003 12:30PM]
EDIT Fuckwads... just discovered it's fully bokked. Curse my not being in UK type foolishness... but if yer up for a drinkie earlier in the day I could be easily arm-twisted...
[Edited on Nov 20, 2003 12:30PM]
james_:
If that^ isn't comedy genius at work, then i don't know what is. that is all.
J
J
The Gigolo, the Gigolo is charging twice the price
To the priest in holy orders who lives a life of vice
He pleads for mercy, God says no
Swing 'em high, swing 'em low
The old lady's savings time do erode
She can't pay for the heating, off the heating goes
She pleads for mercy, God says no
Swing 'em high, swing 'em low
The...
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To the priest in holy orders who lives a life of vice
He pleads for mercy, God says no
Swing 'em high, swing 'em low
The old lady's savings time do erode
She can't pay for the heating, off the heating goes
She pleads for mercy, God says no
Swing 'em high, swing 'em low
The...
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the_bear:
Srrumtymeess miiyyy arrmsss bennnddd baackkk...
olsen:
Do I? I'm trying to pinpoint why I sound like her and I'm not all that Lain-like.....so far as I can see....
As you have gathered, the place i live is not a nice one. It is a grey town with flying rats and the streets filled with TV-created morons. There is is precious little romance and even fewer individuals that i wish to to spend my time with. Taking a walk through the shopping centre is like wandering about in an Aphex Twin music video.
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olsen:
Real life all the way.
nickysonic:
Oi! Asha! Leave it!
We have a similar guy in Ealing. He talks to himself very loudly - often into a mobile fone (his hand). I think it's "someone" talking to him though - he always screams "you're 50, you're a retard, you wanna go to speed dating, everyone's laughing at you" etc. Feel sorry for him, but can't help smiling (I'm only human).
Craig David's ass is mine
We have a similar guy in Ealing. He talks to himself very loudly - often into a mobile fone (his hand). I think it's "someone" talking to him though - he always screams "you're 50, you're a retard, you wanna go to speed dating, everyone's laughing at you" etc. Feel sorry for him, but can't help smiling (I'm only human).
Craig David's ass is mine
Kestrel asked me what I'd been up to, so I suppose I'd better update you impish lot on my most recent doings...
Um...
Not an awful lot to be honest. College is going reasonably well, all a little bit dull at the minute to be honest.
/esoteric
My Lizardmen finally Triumphed over The Hordes Of Chaos. won by 500 points in 1000 point battle. whoo...
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Um...
Not an awful lot to be honest. College is going reasonably well, all a little bit dull at the minute to be honest.
/esoteric
My Lizardmen finally Triumphed over The Hordes Of Chaos. won by 500 points in 1000 point battle. whoo...
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big_dave:
I used to make figures for Citadel. My old flatmate still works for them. Are they even called Citadel any more?
brandviolet:
And I thought the SG lynch mob was going to come after The Heretic (me). Nice to now I am not alone and that others share a sense of context and perspective.
I used to think I was a girl too.
Thanks for the comment and I hope to chat more!
I used to think I was a girl too.
Thanks for the comment and I hope to chat more!
for those of you who left jovial remarks in my prvious journal: oh ho ho ho- what wits you truly are.
Sadly though, the majority of you are quite correct- my mind is indeed 'Plauged with Peaks'. It is affecting my day to day life:
Anything in the fridge that has cellophane on it: "dead!...wrapped in plastic!"
I have a craving for coffee and cherry...
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Sadly though, the majority of you are quite correct- my mind is indeed 'Plauged with Peaks'. It is affecting my day to day life:
Anything in the fridge that has cellophane on it: "dead!...wrapped in plastic!"
I have a craving for coffee and cherry...
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olsen:
you know I still haven't seen Pirates of the Caribean?
kestrel:
What're YOU up to these days?
"Once upon a time, there was a place of great goodness, called the White Lodge. Gentle fawns gamboled there amidst happy, laughing spirits. The sounds of innocence and joy filled the air. And when it rained, it rained sweet nectar that infused one's heart with a desire to live life in truth and beauty. Generally speaking, a ghastly place, reeking of virtue's sour smell. Engorged...
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partiallyblind:
it's food of the God's, man!
it hurts going back to Winamp once you've used it...
come over to the dark side
it hurts going back to Winamp once you've used it...
come over to the dark side
misterjesus:
Dude have you been drinking bong water again?
don't lie to Jesus...
don't lie to Jesus...
Have a good xmas and Noo Year...