I found this about fifty years ago, but still gives me a chuckle. If you play or have ever watched a Paintball tourney, you might think this is cute.
Top 12 Reasons To Date A Paintball Player
1. We aren't afraid 2 get down and dirty
2. We know how to listen 2 directions
3. We at least have a 10" barrel
4. We can fire off 100's of rounds without getting tired
5. We always wear protection
6. We love to be aggressive
7. We like to push hard, but not hard enough to get hit
8. We clean our barrels a lot
9. We always have to have the best 'cocker on the field
10. We're good at moving our fingers extremely fast in small places
11. We can move & contort our bodies into weird positions
12. We usually leave our "condom" on so we won't spray you
in your eye.
thanks for the vacation