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I found this about fifty years ago, but still gives me a chuckle. If you play or have ever watched a Paintball tourney, you might think this is cute.



Top 12 Reasons To Date A Paintball Player




1. We aren't afraid 2 get down and dirty

2. We know how to listen 2 directions

3. We at least have a 10" barrel

4. We can...
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The enemy seems to be getting tired. More and more lethargic as the days roll by. I killed two before my morning coffee, picked them off with ease.
I wonder if its the heat. Are they starting to starve? Most of they day they just wait in silence, that is of course, until they spot my shadow peeking round the bend.
Bam!
They scramble with...
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Trailer for sale or rent
Rooms to let...fifty cents.
No phone, no pool, no pets
I ain't got no cigarettes
Ah, but..two hours of pushin' broom
Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room
I'm a man of means by no means
King of the road.

Third boxcar, midnight train
Destination...Bangor, Maine.
Old worn out clothes and shoes,
I don't pay no union dues,
I smoke...
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Well, I just hauled my car down here to my new house. Its been parked since 97 and I decided that now was the right time to get her goin again. I cant say that she is a "HOT ROD", more of a British Sports Car. An MGB, 1973. Im really trying to take my time with the resto this time thru. The first time,...
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