toiletooth

don't be such a pussy.
all bleeding and shit, all stinky sometimes and needing to be shaven othertimes, don't be all sappy and soft and hanging out between the legs all the time.
don't.
don't fear the reader.

where have i been?
ninja school takes a lot of energy.(dramatic relationship that went straight to hell)
i haven't cleaned my dishes, fridge, or floor for months. i am technically a wreck. i've walked through the valley of death, and all i can say is i'm super glad to be back.
on another note, i've mastered pirating DVD's, i'm working on developing a live set...
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ok. now its goodbye for real. today is the end. i'm sorry, but i hope all you have great lives, and really feel free to email me anytime.
toiletooth@mn.rr.com
or
AIM
"toiletooth"
peas owt.
word is barn.
seven deadly hessians prancing on the primrow.
dog on fire.
bye.

i don't want to pay for this site anymore, for now. we'll see. maybe i come back and play. maybe not.
if anyone wants to reach me for anything, email

toiletooth@mn.rr.com

m'kay?
i will be here in spirit......
peace out.

i just remembered that the people who are the fucking shittiest are still being shitty.
look in the fucking mirror before you critique me, bitch.
on another note, its a blizzard out there.....
and some will be sledding
while i am making pizza.

burger metroid. plain tacos. gelatanous bonky kong. beat tundra. butt sweat & tears. shit shingles. beluga brunches. stitches and cheese. chain membranes. cool hand puke. barf bellows. mountain don't. bacon back. bubble goose.
(these are a few of my favorite things.)

donkey kisses.
instead of butterfly kisses.
in my world.
the mad max world
where
if you don't got headphones on
you're dead.
and i kill for gas
and that little kid with the music box
follows me and my ugly dog around.
that's where i live.

into the threshold of pain
where brevity holds no ground
and underneath the fake lawns
sods hunger for ankle bites
as an excercise for their best wishes
wish they may and
wish they might
nibble uncooth ankle tonight.
see through you
into me
where wilds things sit
and practice mean.
they scrunch up lips
and suck in seeds
where saplings drown
and roots are meat....
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twilight zone box set,
all the way.

ever read the birthday book? its dope. kinda hippy, but really right on. go get one.
i fired someone yesterday.
she's the type to send her drunk boyfriend over to get kilt.
yeah, fuck with that.
sometimes random is not so random, and seemingly contrived.
and auspicious could as well apply.