my dad is dying. liver failure. fuckin' selfish alcoholic prick. i love you Dad.
FTW
FTW
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dumpling:
I'll punch you in the face while you get a blowjob.
dumpling:
hi.
lawn work suks.
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0theamazingrando:
You deserve this too!
0theamazingrando:
Happy You Don't Have a Nutsack Day!
friend of mine died last week. mixed pain medication with alcohol. asphyxiated in his sleep. it sucks cause i want to mad at one of his bandmates for given him the shit, but i can't. he actually had a perscription for the drugs he od'ed on. so fuckin' pissed.
R.I.P. - BRYAN OTTOSON
R.I.P. - BRYAN OTTOSON
thecowboy:
sorry about your loss, pal. mortality is a bitch, huh? its gonna be weird when i finally take that last breath. i am a little curious, though.
lucille:
I'm sorry, dude. I have lost a few that way. When will people learn? You can't do that! Shit, that sucks. Again, sorry dude. 
HOW MANY 5 YEAR OLDS COULD YOU TAKE ON?
- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I...
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- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I...
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0theamazingrando:
Yeah.. you fuckin retard!
0theamazingrando:
How many Popes could you take on?
moving day.
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dumpling:
Yeah - ok it took me a month to respond to you and I don't really have the same excuse other than it is February and I am fucking tired and totally boring.
How is the house working out? Did you move in with lots to do or is it mostly cosmetic stuff? Did you buy it with someone else or are you renting out a section of it. Should I buy a house in Minneapolis, because here I wouldn't be able to buy a box to shit in.
I'm fucking jealous.
How is the house working out? Did you move in with lots to do or is it mostly cosmetic stuff? Did you buy it with someone else or are you renting out a section of it. Should I buy a house in Minneapolis, because here I wouldn't be able to buy a box to shit in.
I'm fucking jealous.
dumpling:
it is boring without you around to kill everyone.
i got a tomahawk for christmas. it rules. 
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dumpling:
I got a pair of sasquatch leg warmers.
I can't believe that you are buying a house. I desperately want to buy a house but for some unknowable reason Toronto an incredibly expensive place to live. I want to choke myself when I think about buying a house. How can I be so broke and so fucking stupid? How come lots of stupid people have lots of money and lots of houses and I am apparently smart and I will have to work until I am 110 to buy a shack?
The Life Aquatic was a bit too whimiscal for me. Have you seen it yet?
I can't believe that you are buying a house. I desperately want to buy a house but for some unknowable reason Toronto an incredibly expensive place to live. I want to choke myself when I think about buying a house. How can I be so broke and so fucking stupid? How come lots of stupid people have lots of money and lots of houses and I am apparently smart and I will have to work until I am 110 to buy a shack?
The Life Aquatic was a bit too whimiscal for me. Have you seen it yet?
0theamazingrando:
I'm going to assume you chopped your balls off with it...
goin' home for christmas. c u fucks when i get back. 
dumpling:
Christmas is over. Now come back.
How is the weather. It snowed and snowed here and then it rained and rained and now everything is brown and grey and fucking horrible. If I have to hear one more best of list I'm going to punch someone's teeth in.
Thanks for all the dog breath advice. Occasionally I worry about being that stinky foot person.
much love,
xoxo
minky
How is the weather. It snowed and snowed here and then it rained and rained and now everything is brown and grey and fucking horrible. If I have to hear one more best of list I'm going to punch someone's teeth in.
Thanks for all the dog breath advice. Occasionally I worry about being that stinky foot person.
much love,
xoxo
minky
dumpling:
Funny, I watched Rushmore again the other night too. Fuck that movie is so good. I kinda picture you having a lot in common with the Scottish boy. I feel less optimistic for the Life Aquatic - have you seen it yet?
I've never been to LA. All I know is that everyone there lives "just off the freeway!" and that is, like, a good thing?
I've never been to LA. All I know is that everyone there lives "just off the freeway!" and that is, like, a good thing?
my fellow terrorist cunningham brought up an intresting rant. i will elaborate.
the pigs (and by pigs i mean people) are outta control lately. sometimes i just wanna grab one of these fucks and shake the shit out of em' til' their spine snaps. humans are just natural gluttons. filth. the trick is knowin' when to push away from the table and knowin' when not...
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the pigs (and by pigs i mean people) are outta control lately. sometimes i just wanna grab one of these fucks and shake the shit out of em' til' their spine snaps. humans are just natural gluttons. filth. the trick is knowin' when to push away from the table and knowin' when not...
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toiletooth:
9 out of 10 fingers aren't needed for what i'm trying to say.
love you.
love you.
ilovemikehunt:
i liek to glut out on human flesh.
pig in shit. i'm playing this game where the primary goal is to do all the crazy shit you think of everyday but can't do because you'd be shot or arrested. like pulling some rich asshole out of an expensive car, shooting him in the head, then telling his corpse "don't blame me blame society". fucking genius. or getting out of your car and beating...
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thecowboy:
youre not fooling anyone..youre just into lollypops and candy. poopydick.
goin' to work. b there til' 4am. lost all ambition to do anything on this site but look at naked. if you got a smart mouth i'll probably pop you in it. always wanted to try pheasant. get my chance next week when i hunt the little bastard....fuckin' tired. fuck you pigs. 
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thecowboy:
are you gonna eat those birds when youre done fuckin em?..
toiletooth:
you talk mean. i talk shit.
we're a group of lunatics.
TT
we're a group of lunatics.
TT
ballz. i'm burnin' shit left and right. hooked on yet another type of crack.. thanx toiletooth you fuckin' cock sucker. kisses bitch. been watchin this hbo series Deadwood. makes me want to live in the 1800's where i could shoot someone for cheatin' at cards then throw their bullet riddled body in the pig pen to be devoured. i'm in the mood. i'm commin' 4...
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thecowboy:
too quick for ya, slowpoke. these .45's fly like lightning.
dumpling:
Who's the biggest cocksucker?
isetfires?
toiletooth?
thecowboy?
VOTE NOW!
isetfires?
toiletooth?
thecowboy?
VOTE NOW!