i dreamt a man found himself. it was glorious.
yet within finding himself froze the moment into ideolithic tragedy, suspended from all reason.
the man was a black man who had been a boxer for quite some time, and the shot started at head level a little above, as to see at a better vantage point, i would gather. although in a dream state, this...
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yet within finding himself froze the moment into ideolithic tragedy, suspended from all reason.
the man was a black man who had been a boxer for quite some time, and the shot started at head level a little above, as to see at a better vantage point, i would gather. although in a dream state, this...
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sjtwelve:
indeed
johnnyfive:
that's awesome. i can't even remember my dreams, let alone in such detail!
i wish i may
i wish i might
i'd dry hump fraggles
while doozers fight.
i wish i might
i wish i may
i'd go to virginia
and i'd get laid.
but wish i do
and get i don't
my pickled herring
my cyclone pops
he lifts his skinny
fists to sky
and says "big dude,"
"send big things by."
i'm going to bed.
i wish i might
i'd dry hump fraggles
while doozers fight.
i wish i might
i wish i may
i'd go to virginia
and i'd get laid.
but wish i do
and get i don't
my pickled herring
my cyclone pops
he lifts his skinny
fists to sky
and says "big dude,"
"send big things by."
i'm going to bed.
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lily:
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thecowboy:
...write it in the bathroom...
someday i think someday i will be sitting at a big supper table with the people that have left this earth over the years and it's gonna be like this....
me, i'll be there.
johnny cash. i'm gonna wrestle that guy. rest in peace, johnny. i love you.
crispin glover. i'm gonna make him reenact certain movie scenes that make me laugh everyday.
warren daerda,...
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me, i'll be there.
johnny cash. i'm gonna wrestle that guy. rest in peace, johnny. i love you.
crispin glover. i'm gonna make him reenact certain movie scenes that make me laugh everyday.
warren daerda,...
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honkeykong:
-when you see bukowski tell him that "notes of a dirty old man" is my favorite book of all time.
isetfires:
i would punch jesus in the face, and take his soup. cause he's dead and he don't need soup, i do.
[Edited on Sep 13, 2003]
[Edited on Sep 13, 2003]
someday i think someday i will be sitting at a big supper table with the people that have left this earth over the years and it's gonna be like this....
me, i'll be there.
johnny cash. i'm gonna wrestle that guy. rest in peace, johnny. i love you.
crispin glover. i'm gonna make him reenact certain movie scenes that make me laugh everyday.
warren daerda,...
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me, i'll be there.
johnny cash. i'm gonna wrestle that guy. rest in peace, johnny. i love you.
crispin glover. i'm gonna make him reenact certain movie scenes that make me laugh everyday.
warren daerda,...
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GODDAMNIT I'VE TOLD YOU 50,000 TIMES THAT YOUR MUSTACHE IS FUCKING GROSS AND I WILL DROWN YOU IN 10,000 LAKES FOR IT AND DRAG YOUR CORPSE ALL THE WAY TO MUSTACHE LAND, FUCK IT, AND THEN CARVE YOUR GROSS ASS UP.
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isetfires:
drink some brake fluid, then shave your knees ya fuckin jackpipe.
grey:
mustaches are gross. now a MOUStache, on the other hand, that's another story.
i woke up this morning to my landlord on the phone and i figured it was cos i hadn't paid rent yet, but no.
he told me that november first they're tearing it down, to make way for their new parking lot.
guess its cos the place is seriously under code, and they can't afford to fix it up. they've let me live here 6-7...
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he told me that november first they're tearing it down, to make way for their new parking lot.
guess its cos the place is seriously under code, and they can't afford to fix it up. they've let me live here 6-7...
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dumpling:
Because I'm really much younger than you - I don't know how to make out, and I think I might be kind of shy. So maybe I could practice making out with your dog. You can watch.
thecowboy:
...there are shitloads of places to rent in mpls right now...me?...im tired of this zone and am outta here in two months...mpls has too many purdy gals...
i'm kinda angry since my break up even though i was the dumper. people ache to be dead in my eyes and girls ache to be ... but when you get freshly single, you're extra special picky and also, you find it almost too much work to actually go up to someone and be like, "hey, i forgot how to flirt but do you wanna...
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invisigirl:
neko case: http://www.billions.com/artists/nekoc/
kind of like a cross between patsy cline and kristen hersh.
i used to have barton fink on my film list. you're the only other person i've seen with it on your list....
i agree with your take on being freshly single. how DO you begin to flirt or even just talk to people? why did you break up?
kind of like a cross between patsy cline and kristen hersh.
i used to have barton fink on my film list. you're the only other person i've seen with it on your list....
i agree with your take on being freshly single. how DO you begin to flirt or even just talk to people? why did you break up?
grey:
you shut up.
i think "hey i forgot how to flirt, but do you want to fuck?" is underrated.
i think "hey i forgot how to flirt, but do you want to fuck?" is underrated.
sometimes i wish i could just leave a small pile of doo doo right here insead of words. but doo doo rigged up so when you look it ancient chinese secret overthruster yoyodyne propulsions right into your buckaroo, bonZai!!!
laugh while you can,
Monkeyboy!
laugh while you can,
Monkeyboy!
honkeykong:
-good call, brautigan
Just because you have cool boombox doesn't mean you're cool boombox guy.
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honkeykong:
-my name is KRS one, i'm still kinda young, i don't wear adidas cause my name ain't Run.
thecowboy:
...dude...you got me....eat my poop now...
Here I go again on my own
Going down the only road I've ever known....
Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone.
'Cause I've made up my mind,
I aint wasting no more time,
Here I go again.
Going down the only road I've ever known....
Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone.
'Cause I've made up my mind,
I aint wasting no more time,
Here I go again.
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nic:
Funnily enough I already have a contraption that slaps my bum a large number of times every time I say something dumb.
Its called my boyfriend.
Its called my boyfriend.
miss_piss:
missing