toiletooth

seriously depressed.

i just dated a complete bitch for four months but i am ok now. think i'm gonna buy this.
with my tax returns. yeah.
she still is cutting me down even not dating her.
this is not a sob story, this is me saying thank god its over. now i just gotta stick to deez gunz and not buckle for her manipulative phone calls.
fuck...
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sometimes when i want to see what's under furniture, i just throw a stick of dynamite under it......
i wish i didn't do that.

when i used to look into the mirror i would see someone that i didn't like. i would see all the flaws. i would think of all the things i wished i was, even down to how i wished my hair was thicker, or my eyebrows weren't so bushy. i would see all my iniquities, transgressions, shortcomings, roadblocks.

now, i look in the mirror, and...
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i'm sick of pizza.

to shit and have no paper.
to sit and wait for later.
its no big suprise,
and like other guys,
i'm geeked on tricks with faders.
but shit can't meet the paper,
so showers must follow my labor,
its totally major to clean defocator's
behinds, like mine,
shit taker.

the trick to it is to make them think you're perfect.

sung to the tune of My Favorite Things....




Tenders and Vittles
and shit flavored skittles
bedspreads with pringles
incessant dick dribbles
your face all evil
and treating me mean
i don't need you
i'll keep masterbating.
overflowed ashtrays
and still drinking coffee
staring at monitors
making me nautious
my world of headphones
and cysts in my cheek
i don't need you
i'll keep masterbating.
when...
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don't be such a pussy.
all bleeding and shit, all stinky sometimes and needing to be shaven othertimes, don't be all sappy and soft and hanging out between the legs all the time.
don't.
don't fear the reader.

where have i been?
ninja school takes a lot of energy.(dramatic relationship that went straight to hell)
i haven't cleaned my dishes, fridge, or floor for months. i am technically a wreck. i've walked through the valley of death, and all i can say is i'm super glad to be back.
on another note, i've mastered pirating DVD's, i'm working on developing a live set...
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ok. now its goodbye for real. today is the end. i'm sorry, but i hope all you have great lives, and really feel free to email me anytime.
toiletooth@mn.rr.com
or
AIM
"toiletooth"
peas owt.
word is barn.
seven deadly hessians prancing on the primrow.
dog on fire.
bye.

i don't want to pay for this site anymore, for now. we'll see. maybe i come back and play. maybe not.
if anyone wants to reach me for anything, email

toiletooth@mn.rr.com

m'kay?
i will be here in spirit......
peace out.