toiletooth

I've been getting audio work lately. As in a buddy O mine became the north american salesman for this company out of germany who built record cutting lathes (sp?) and he's been cutting records for local artists, and he's been paying me to build cd's to cut to vinyl. i guess there might be some mastering work soon which will pay even better, so its...
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to better service the needs of the weak, toiletooth's journals will now attempt to suffice the ever growing altercations of the truth, better known as "today."
any movement percieved by said faculty in previously stated directions will result in a big fuck you.
management of this journal wouid also like to say "ninja who? ninja what?"
although we are not sure what they mean.
please...
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i did the dishes and i hate dishes and i hope to land some dish-doer before the next one comes up. fuck dishes. isetfires likes cleaning. he's weird. walks around the house sniffing with a mean face and you better hope he's not smelling you. cos he a cleaning machine.
ma-chine.
today i aint so sure why but i am fucking super depresso. it all...
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i was thinking that it'd be cool if the easter bunny was like the donnie darko bunny.
that'd change everything.

drain tames brain
one less than insane
who would knew
who would say
he picks flowers
not today
day they wither
day they say
precedes tomorrow
pray they stay
linear
thinking easier
sequential
similar
to the preempts
eventual
elements a semblance
of scraps stitched
like the oopsies on your wrists
or the groupies on your list
its so easy its so easy
when everybody's trying...
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Hate.
something i want to quit saying.
IsetFireZ.
someone i miss.
Anger.
control it.
i'm going to the YMCA to bring my girlfriend's daughter to swimming lessons in an hour.
i hate chlorine smell.
i mean, i don't particularly like chlorine smell.
and i hate fucking chlorine it makes me so mad, so mad i could kill IsetFireZ....

Q: if you're supposed to learn from your mistakes,
then why do them again?

A: because you're toiletooth.

Q: what has a yard full of dick, and a #10 Washbin full of balls?

A: toiletooth.

Q: who once ripped off a retarded guy for a two liter of pop, named Harvey, when he was 12, and while running away, almost got hit by a car?...
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even if i had a pyramid up my ass,
i still wouldn't walk like an egyptian.
tom cruise sucks, but
he did say
"show me the money."
and i remember that.
saw dawn of the dead tonight,
with isetfires.
i was being a little bitch but then i lightened up and had a grand 'ol time.
came home,
talked things over with a certain other...
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make a new day roy,
don't be such a gay boy.
why be leonard nemoy?
(points to his ears):
"you think these are TOYS?"
there's a space in my butt thing
for shite like how life stings.
give vincent his price tag
give flipper a nice bag
of kippered snacks.
spock jocks the candybox
while lucy lous and betties too
gobble goofy cocks
but what...
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