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paranoidfuck:
you mention this who be da booty?
isetfires:
ok. 
i think i've finally figured it out.
stop thinking with my crotch.
man, why didn't i notice?
a life devoid of heartache and disappointment?
wow.
sounds like a myth.
i bet sun ra would say something profound if he were here.
i miss sun ra.
he's totally dead.
stop thinking with my crotch.
man, why didn't i notice?
a life devoid of heartache and disappointment?
wow.
sounds like a myth.
i bet sun ra would say something profound if he were here.
i miss sun ra.
he's totally dead.
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nicolelee:
it just so happens... that i was wearing a shirt with one sleeve yesterday. i'm hip to the game, dont fret.
and what do you mean Bling was 3 years ago. Lil' John is still rocking a PimpCup.
we would totally get along. wit and sarcasm can go a long way when its doubled. fo sheezy.
and what do you mean Bling was 3 years ago. Lil' John is still rocking a PimpCup.
we would totally get along. wit and sarcasm can go a long way when its doubled. fo sheezy.
dumpling:
Sometimes I hear the name of someone's pet and I think - "fuck it why didn't I think of that - now some other asshole is running around with the PERFECT name", and I wonder if I can steal it. Mr. Lunch is one of those enviable names.
Ok, I don't really know you - but I always figured that maybe you thought too much with your head and not enough with your crotch. Hence the disappointment and heartache - which is always a head thing, not a dick thing. Whatever... you are cute and completely not stupid - you are gonna be fine. So shut up.
Ok, I don't really know you - but I always figured that maybe you thought too much with your head and not enough with your crotch. Hence the disappointment and heartache - which is always a head thing, not a dick thing. Whatever... you are cute and completely not stupid - you are gonna be fine. So shut up.
had a makeout party.
it wasn't that great, but fun nonetheless.
i'm tryin to hold out for a good one.
oops.
i think the music i'm making is wonderful.
school starts soon!
excited....(in a lisp voice)
w00t!
it wasn't that great, but fun nonetheless.
i'm tryin to hold out for a good one.
oops.
i think the music i'm making is wonderful.
school starts soon!
excited....(in a lisp voice)
w00t!
nicolelee:
i triple kissed twice. one occassion was with Kiscicia and her sister. da-da-dayum.
music makers make me wet myself. thanks. now i have to change.
music makers make me wet myself. thanks. now i have to change.
aeternus:
i start school soon too and as well i am excited!!! does this make us total losers???
haven't been to a makeout party since public school but hey i'm still young!!
haven't been to a makeout party since public school but hey i'm still young!!
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alicat:
It is sad for fairies. Lady Cottingdon, when she was a child, went around catching fairies in the pages of a blank book. She was a very naughty girl and not in a softcore spanking kind of way.
I like these gnomes you speak of. I had no idea they could ride bunnies and foxes. I love that. I want to do that.
I like these gnomes you speak of. I had no idea they could ride bunnies and foxes. I love that. I want to do that.
nordicgoddess:
I have to tell you, it was a pretty rad dream! Hey, tell me a toilet joke! I bet you know some!
today- junk food movies and bed on the floor sick day.
this is really cool.
got logan's run from poohki and went and rented "lucky" .... underground horror movie.
chicken in a biscuit, mountain dew, combos, wheat thins, rainbow sherbert, and port wine cheddar ball.
i'm not really the ninja gnome i used to be.
more of a muppet now.
but not the one...
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this is really cool.
got logan's run from poohki and went and rented "lucky" .... underground horror movie.
chicken in a biscuit, mountain dew, combos, wheat thins, rainbow sherbert, and port wine cheddar ball
.
i'm not really the ninja gnome i used to be.
more of a muppet now.
but not the one...
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aeternus:
who or what is bijoux? how do i tell you who i am? 
alicat:
If you have changed your username I would like to know why. Not because it is a big deal or anything but if I don't know why then I'll have to wonder if evil aliens, war mongers or bodysnatchers have taken over your account and are posing as my "friend".
Happy June!
Happy June!
soar froat.
eck.
working too much but broke might fix things.
i used to say
"why amongst the ups and downs do rightside ups not wrap around?"
but now i'm gonna change it to
"please make me a basmati rice dish with kale, i don't care what the fuck else, just kale!"
anyways, my grandpa seemed like he was dying and i was bummed out...
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eck.
working too much but broke might fix things.
i used to say
"why amongst the ups and downs do rightside ups not wrap around?"
but now i'm gonna change it to
"please make me a basmati rice dish with kale, i don't care what the fuck else, just kale!"
anyways, my grandpa seemed like he was dying and i was bummed out...
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bigskinny:
What pirates have to do with Sconny or Golf is beyond me...
judas:
i haven't mini-golfed since i was wee. i remember the last time: it was a friend's birthday party, and "you give love a bad name" was bon jovi's hot new single. it was the last song we heard before we got out of the car.
yes, happiness is good. especially when it IS fuel for poetry. the boy is something of a drama queen, so the happiness is thus far peppered with much emotional silliness. ah, well. i think it will work out and just may last a bit.
yes, happiness is good. especially when it IS fuel for poetry. the boy is something of a drama queen, so the happiness is thus far peppered with much emotional silliness. ah, well. i think it will work out and just may last a bit.
i've been so routine oriented as of late.
well, my whole little insect life i've been in some sort of routine, its inevitable.
but lately i've been so bored of it. so i try to switch it up. hard to do that. okay, i'll do _____ more and _______ less.
when all i really want to do is have a 12 hour makeout party.
okay,...
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well, my whole little insect life i've been in some sort of routine, its inevitable.
but lately i've been so bored of it. so i try to switch it up. hard to do that. okay, i'll do _____ more and _______ less.
when all i really want to do is have a 12 hour makeout party.
okay,...
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alicat:
I want to spend more time being and less time thinking.
Sorry to hear we can't be wed. I've always puctuatued for dramatic effect rather than grammatical correctness.
Do you have to put a question mark at the end of a rhetorical question? Isn't that a gray area?
P.S. Have you changed any of the routes you take to get to places you frequent? That can help.
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Sorry to hear we can't be wed. I've always puctuatued for dramatic effect rather than grammatical correctness.
Do you have to put a question mark at the end of a rhetorical question? Isn't that a gray area?
P.S. Have you changed any of the routes you take to get to places you frequent? That can help.
[Edited on May 27, 2004 4:49PM]
sjtwelve:
ask more
answer less
answer less
new lease on life.
just got back from the farm.
dude creased his wife
and hid her under his arm.
letting go 'cos should
feels right as the rain.
mini golf is good
regular golf is lame.
my mom is the best
she got a little schnookered.
velcro on a vest
beats a cracked kettle cooker.
meant to make some cookies.
forgot about it fully....
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just got back from the farm.
dude creased his wife
and hid her under his arm.
letting go 'cos should
feels right as the rain.
mini golf is good
regular golf is lame.
my mom is the best
she got a little schnookered.
velcro on a vest
beats a cracked kettle cooker.
meant to make some cookies.
forgot about it fully....
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noelani:
Is the 4th pic in your pics (the one of your tattoo), is that from the World of David the Gnome? I haven't seen that cartoon in ages.
noelani:
Yeah, the bunny kind of reminds me of the bunnies from Watership Down. Did you ever see that cartoon/read the book?
Anyhow, I like it. Your tattoo, not the cartoon/book. Though I did like those too. Ok, end ramblings........here.
Anyhow, I like it. Your tattoo, not the cartoon/book. Though I did like those too. Ok, end ramblings........here.
actually my new plan is to not smoke
not fuck at all
but fuck maybe a little?
but not get mixed up with chicks
just guys
guys who look like they don't like guys
and they really don't like guys that way
cos they're my friends!
why does everything always have to involve sex, you assholes?
anyways,
i want to work lots and save my...
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not fuck at all
but fuck maybe a little?
but not get mixed up with chicks
just guys
guys who look like they don't like guys
and they really don't like guys that way
cos they're my friends!
why does everything always have to involve sex, you assholes?
anyways,
i want to work lots and save my...
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oldschool:
I know its far away, but you should visit me up on the moon sometime. You still rule.
still not smoking.
my new plan is to fuck my way back to happiness.
goodbye.
my new plan is to fuck my way back to happiness.
goodbye.
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bettietwoguns:
no way, dude. i'm too busy getting ready for my move. you come here.
isetfires:
$500...and i punch you in the fuckin' face....hard.
don't fuck up. i got my eye on you.
don't fuck up. i got my eye on you.
thanks for all the birthday wishes!
but now that day is over and boy did it suck ass except for the minigolfing part.
i'm buying a new car and my new school just accepted me and my student loans are all undefaulty soon and things look good.
god is great.
the only present i got was a statue of a gnome.
but also i bet...
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but now that day is over and boy did it suck ass except for the minigolfing part.
i'm buying a new car and my new school just accepted me and my student loans are all undefaulty soon and things look good.
god is great.
the only present i got was a statue of a gnome.
but also i bet...
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bettietwoguns:
ACK!! how can you hate me??
congratulations on not smoking. and yea in advance for the five hundred smackers.
congratulations on not smoking. and yea in advance for the five hundred smackers.
its my barfday tomorrow and not only do i hate birthdays but i hate calling everyone and telling them about it, too.
so much pressure to have a good time.
my friend dave just took me out for a birthday burger and then we went to Dairy Queen.
it was good but i couldn't find a place to pee so i came home to do...
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so much pressure to have a good time.
my friend dave just took me out for a birthday burger and then we went to Dairy Queen.
it was good but i couldn't find a place to pee so i came home to do...
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johnnyfive:
happy birfday holmes.
after 25 birfdays suck.
you should do something you've always wanted to do during the last year of your twenties.
the roaring twenties.
mine were more like the yawning twenties.
after 25 birfdays suck.
you should do something you've always wanted to do during the last year of your twenties.
the roaring twenties.
mine were more like the yawning twenties.
dumpling:
happy happy happy happy happy. I'm glad you were born.
xoxo,
minky
xoxo,
minky