toiletooth

If you're in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it affects things much. The point is- Corn on the cob is good, isn't it?

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isetfires:

What r u thinking? If even a morsel of corn were to fall in the controls the results would be disastrous. Just fuck yourself with the cob while playing musical beats on the controls with your pee-pee.

Aug 1, 2003

honkeykong:

-fuck Korn.

Aug 3, 2003

there was a boy
i thought he was a lot like me
but then the doctor said
those fingers those feet
you my friend my enemy
you suck ass
with heart disease
i called out hey
you white clad ho
fix the ankle
then you blow
don't you bolster
don't you sass
just bandage me
and shit your ass
give me metroid
give me tang...
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dumpling:

Yeah I do love it, and here is a haiku I wrote on the subject:

Shit your ass
Would not sound quite as clever
without your porcelain mouth.

Jul 31, 2003

obelisk:

How funny--I'm finding it difficult to NOT move to Portland. And just try getting out once you're there--man, it's just about impossible. Hey, I just read "You Can't Win"--it was great. You could totally see how his style influenced Burroughs.

OK, I just got the body mods thing: pretty funny. (But you forgot "spear in side".)

Jul 31, 2003

more than a little bit
never too much

one month or more ago, i rescued a little birdie. twice.
it went like this.....
i woke up to the sound of 20,000 dumptrucks speeding at my head, just kidding. i woke up to the sound of a squirrel in an aluminum pipe totally stuck in there, trying to crawl back up to the chimney, with no...
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rxqueen:

haha! that was the most random, confusing comment i've ever gotten.
cute story by the way

Jul 28, 2003

dumpling:

I worked on a ranch in Northern BC for a summer and they had a pregnant mare. She had been pregnant for 11 months and she was a fucking bitch - no one could go near her. Every morning we would trek out to her paddock with the dogs to see if she had her foal. One morning I saw his little head and we hooted and hollered and ran like fuck to meet him. He was all bleary eyed and knobby kneed and skiddish. I reached out my hend gently and he let me pat his nose. Then I heard this weird noise behind me and I turned around. The dogs were covered in mucus and blood and were fighting over the placenta.

Jul 29, 2003

not too shabby.

to be a toiletooth groupie you must deliver me from evil, forgive us my trespasses and lead me not into white castle.
for thine is the kindling, the gloryhole, and the uninteresting cumberbunns.
believe in the you of now and while the spidergoat weaves cognizant rapper johns fruitloops and extra bars, don't hate.
don't be afraid to touch the hand of your creator.
stare into...
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bury you with satan
death is in your future

farm party at pete's.!.!.!.!
so excited.
time for wisconsin and lots of metal for the road trip. and the new king geedorah.
bye.

ps. what do you have to be happy about?

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isetfires:

I don't know about shearing, but there's gonna be a whole lotta fuckin.

Jul 26, 2003

honkeykong:

-will anyone be rasslin' hogs?

Jul 27, 2003

there isn't many words better than buttnugget.

and behemoth.

and shasta.

and faggot.

and spelunk.

and ayo4yayo.

well that isn't really one word, butt nugget.

and also i like to call testicles
"little men who guard the ass castle."

fuck, sleep dep all the way.

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honkeykong:

-i always liked the word "spelunking"

Jul 25, 2003

xaqary:

Bitchin'. Bitchin' is pretty good.

Jul 25, 2003

this is my last journal entry ever on this site.

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lily:

haha.
__________ sucks

[Edited on Jul 24, 2003]

Jul 24, 2003

lily:

Nah, Groupies fuck the talentless "Artists", I just fuck with them, I'd be your groupie though
Bruised fruit eh? thats so fucking poetic

Jul 24, 2003

I by accident shit my pants once a year, and I just realized that I'm totally due for another soiling.....

oh yeah, and I was just looking back on my favorite SG member's journal entries, and I realized why he is my favorite....here's a quote from him.....

"Peanuts are one of ingredients of dynamite. Crack,pop,chew....blam your fuckin head is gone. Nothin but a bloody stump...
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nomeshhats:

better yours than someone elses'. that would be pretty awkward.

Jul 24, 2003

lily:

Mama will change you

Jul 24, 2003

I by accident shit my pants once a year, and I just realized that I'm totally due for another soiling.....

artslut:

mmm...mmmm...good!

yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

weeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Jul 23, 2003

you know that g&r song that goes like
"YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZAY!!!!"
that song is about me.

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isetfires:

You know that song by that rapper that goes
" Rub some butta on my nipples....Now rub some butta on ya nipples....Now grab my crotch......Don't squeeze my ball....Now put ya hands in the air....Now put ya hands in ya mouth."

I think that song is about you.

[Edited on Jul 23, 2003]

Jul 23, 2003

incest:

i think he's right..

Jul 23, 2003

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