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i might die sometime, here.
and i can't do a waterfall or a horse galloping impression at all.
and Lady E is going to school to be a jew.
i mean jewler.
and i realized something about me,
that among all the bad things,
i always cut out the things that are bad for me, at least.
its keeping the good things around that i...
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and i can't do a waterfall or a horse galloping impression at all.
and Lady E is going to school to be a jew.
i mean jewler.
and i realized something about me,
that among all the bad things,
i always cut out the things that are bad for me, at least.
its keeping the good things around that i...
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I can change my face up two ways.
The first one is easy. I look at stuff and let it smack my face.
The second one is easier. For that one, I look at stuff and make sure I change it to shit, then I make it smack my face, but harder.
I can change up my face those two ways.
I can move my...
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The first one is easy. I look at stuff and let it smack my face.
The second one is easier. For that one, I look at stuff and make sure I change it to shit, then I make it smack my face, but harder.
I can change up my face those two ways.
I can move my...
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so i guess the word maime is to break the skin without cutting it per se. it is to bash the body in a fashion where it comes apart in pieces.
tonight i maimed myself at work.
have you fucks seen "secretary" yet?
good movie.
no maiming though.
she just does these little wimpy cuts and burns.
nothing toiletooth about it.
heh heh heh.
tonight i maimed myself at work.
have you fucks seen "secretary" yet?
good movie.
no maiming though.
she just does these little wimpy cuts and burns.
nothing toiletooth about it.
heh heh heh.
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honkeykong:
-i guess i scared that fucking tiger off, huh?
dumpling:
hope your day is good, hope your dog is good, hope you are good too.
i miss the days when i had a big wheel.
i was good on that thing. other kids had the ones with real rubber tires, and some even had the green machine, but i was completely happy with my dented wheel blue/yellow/black Big Wheel.
Fuck, that was fun.
I'm going to go walk Mable now.
Bye.
i was good on that thing. other kids had the ones with real rubber tires, and some even had the green machine, but i was completely happy with my dented wheel blue/yellow/black Big Wheel.
Fuck, that was fun.
I'm going to go walk Mable now.
Bye.
isetfires:
True dat, true dat.
lily:
i will chose to not take any of your comments personally or seriously, coming from bruised fruit.
thank you.
thank you.
.........i mean, when is the last time you really listened to Particle Man by They Might Be Giants?
and have you ever heard "Mr.Somewhere" by This Mortal Coil?
Does anyone know who Contropotere is?
Am I Alone?
and have you ever heard "Mr.Somewhere" by This Mortal Coil?
Does anyone know who Contropotere is?
Am I Alone?
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honkeykong:
-dude...i'm a washed-up, dried-out, old hardcore kid. talk to me about hardcore/metal/punk and we're all right. agnostic front? sure. this mortal coil? who?
isetfires:
bury you with satan.
.........i mean, when is the last time you really listened to Particle Man by TheyMightBeGiants??
and have you ever heard "Mr.Somewhere" by This Mortal Coil?
Does anyone know who Contropotere is?
Am I Alone?
and have you ever heard "Mr.Somewhere" by This Mortal Coil?
Does anyone know who Contropotere is?
Am I Alone?
things you might not know about me:
i wear little boy underwear.
i have 26 spiderbites around the groin area.
when i was little i once handcuffed a little dog and it freaked out and it was really hard to get the thumbcuffs off and i freaked out too.
i used to write spells to kill my sister and say them all low voiced and...
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i wear little boy underwear.
i have 26 spiderbites around the groin area.
when i was little i once handcuffed a little dog and it freaked out and it was really hard to get the thumbcuffs off and i freaked out too.
i used to write spells to kill my sister and say them all low voiced and...
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oso:
kinda guessed about the little boy underwear.
i hate spiders, but hey, if that's what you're into....
you gotta find the right kinda dog.
no sister, but yeah, i used to do that.
i shot Reagan. And I'd do it again.
my mom taught me Judo when i was 7.
*cough*
er....i've heard about people like you.
who hasn't.
nope.
no comment.
you cannot watch Raising Arizona too many times. nor Miller's Crossing.
'k.
yes. they must all die.
unless it actually works of course.....
i hate spiders, but hey, if that's what you're into....
you gotta find the right kinda dog.
no sister, but yeah, i used to do that.
i shot Reagan. And I'd do it again.
my mom taught me Judo when i was 7.
*cough*
er....i've heard about people like you.
who hasn't.
nope.
no comment.
you cannot watch Raising Arizona too many times. nor Miller's Crossing.
'k.
yes. they must all die.
unless it actually works of course.....
dumpling:
I wear little boys underwear
I have never really cheated on a girl
...but it is pronounced zoo-ey not zo-e
when I was 4 a gravestone slipped and crushed my foot.
Yayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayya
yay motherfucker yay
I have never really cheated on a girl
...but it is pronounced zoo-ey not zo-e
when I was 4 a gravestone slipped and crushed my foot.
Yayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayyayya
yay motherfucker yay
spinal menengitis got me down.
honkeykong:
-you've got spinal meningitis? that's no good.
toiletooth:
its a ween song, you homo!
spinal menengitis got me down.
today i got the twilight zone box set #1
Ikaruga
and a $30 Haircut.
Why?
I have never paid thirty dollars for a haircut in my life, but i look very nice, i would say.
not every hairdesser is ok with you saying "just don't make me look GAY."
i mean, hey! i've sucked cock but who wants to look like a cocksucker?
what i...
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Ikaruga
and a $30 Haircut.
Why?
I have never paid thirty dollars for a haircut in my life, but i look very nice, i would say.
not every hairdesser is ok with you saying "just don't make me look GAY."
i mean, hey! i've sucked cock but who wants to look like a cocksucker?
what i...
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sometimes i wish my arms were machine guns and my legs were wheels.
there would be no shaking hands, and we would not be taking walks together.
the first place i would go would be McDonald's. I would enter the door and break the ice by screaming "1985 was nothing MOTHERFUCKERS!"
then off to the freeway and from there on it would be a neverending...
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there would be no shaking hands, and we would not be taking walks together.
the first place i would go would be McDonald's. I would enter the door and break the ice by screaming "1985 was nothing MOTHERFUCKERS!"
then off to the freeway and from there on it would be a neverending...
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lily:
You make me hbjkdgjkghdjdkx,hfklghfcjmghjfdghd
decode that biatch.
decode that biatch.
tarbaby:
the boohbahs rule. that is seriously my favorite website right now.
it sounds like you want to be a transformer....
good luck with the new job
it sounds like you want to be a transformer....
good luck with the new job
Albert Einstein